Funky Walker, Dirty Talker

#1
Anyone remember the MAD T.V. sketch
"Funky Walker, Dirty Talker"


I thought it wold be interesting to have a thread where you can post your best dirty lines.
 
#2
I'll start it off with one I posted in another thread some time ago:

Girl, I'd like to make like a squirrel and bury my nuts in your backyard.
 
#3
I recorded what my cable guide said was supposed to be a Billy Gardell comedy special. (I've never been a fan of Mike and Molly, but I came across one of his specials awhile back and thought he was hillarious.) Anyway, I go to watch the show and it's not Billy Gardell. Instead, it's a comedian I've never seen before. But he soon has me in stitches. To the point of tears coming out of me. For an hour-and-a-half. As politically incorrect as you could get. Too damn bad. We're going to hell together, as he said.
His best bit, though, was The Lovemaster. So now some of you know who I'm talking about. For those who don't, here is an abridged version of the bit. On the special, it went on for much, much longer.







 
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