From a beginner for the new guy

#42
being friendly gets you far

Here's my two cents worth of advice to newbies: always be friendly

When you call to make an appointment, call happy, confident and loose. If you are having a stressful day, take a moment to change your mindset before calling. If you sound relaxed, the provider will relax immediately. In my experience, the screening process isn't as intense when they hear a friendly voice on the other line.

Also, when you show up, smile. Show that you are excited to be there. These girls want you to have a good time. That's their job. I think the first 5 minutes of every session are the most important. The provider is trying to determine if you are going to be trouble or a good customer. Show them that you are cool. Everything goes smoother once that's been established.

I'll leave you with one example. Every time I go to a massage parlor, I put on my biggest smile as we walk to the table shower room. I always squeeze her hand and say "God I love the shower. This is my favorite part!" Every girl giggles at this and it seems to relax them for the rest of the session.

Happy mongering newbies. And remember, it's just sex.
 
#43
Here's my two cents worth of advice to newbies: always be friendly

When you call to make an appointment, call happy, confident and loose. If you are having a stressful day, take a moment to change your mindset before calling. If you sound relaxed, the provider will relax immediately. In my experience, the screening process isn't as intense when they hear a friendly voice on the other line.

Also, when you show up, smile. Show that you are excited to be there. These girls want you to have a good time. That's their job. I think the first 5 minutes of every session are the most important. The provider is trying to determine if you are going to be trouble or a good customer. Show them that you are cool. Everything goes smoother once that's been established.

I'll leave you with one example. Every time I go to a massage parlor, I put on my biggest smile as we walk to the table shower room. I always squeeze her hand and say "God I love the shower. This is my favorite part!" Every girl giggles at this and it seems to relax them for the rest of the session.

Happy mongering newbies. And remember, it's just sex.
Great advice! I might add that treating them with respect and compassion also goes a long way to having a great session. sculptor69
 
#44
Totally agree

I just went for a massage last Sunday and having never seen the woman before I was a little weary.Also she was a little high priced for me 150-200 range. As soon as I met her and saw that she was a milf ,nicely dressed and sweet I thought I might be in for a treat.I was extremely nice to her and respectful asking before grabbing etc. In the end she took my hand and put it right on her kitty ,gave me her breasts to suck and gave me a real nice BBBJ then when I mentioned I could use my tongue she jumped up on the table for some incredible DATY,2 times around for her,something she claims she only does with certain clients. She thanked me for being nice and said I was refreshing at the end of a long Sunday.

Being nice in the right situation goes a long way as it has for me many times but if you're in the wrong situation (ie .drug addict,etc) it just doesn't matter because some chicks simply don't care about whether or not you treat them with respect.
 
#47
Thank you

This is very informative. When I first started I WISH I had this info!

I've been on this board as long as I've lurked,as soon as I discovered it I joined and went mongering immediately.
What I've learned thus far in a short 6 months:

1. Pick a user name unlike anything you've ever had anywhere else(I've already stopped posting under my original user name and moved on to a more anonymous one)
2. Just about all photos posted are fake or a few years old.
3. if you want info. then post some ! Dont just ask about a provider go out and try them out and report your own review!
4.Just like anything else you want in life nothing beats word of mouth (or computer keyboard)-read and search reviews and you will save yourself time,$ and aggravation. I know I was ripped off 2 months in and then fell for some fake pics and banged a fat slob a week later(see my reviews on those experiences) So before you ask .....SEARCH
5.I recommend starting off at an AMP ,thats what I did and it was a good way to go as far as I'm concerned. If you can communicate with an AMP girl you can communicate with anyone.
6.The majority of people here are very helpful and have steered me in the right direction.
7. In 6 short months I have gotten laid more than the last 10 years combined.
8. I love MILFS-less drama,less drugs,less nonsense all around.See my reviews
9.Craigslist is starting to make a comeback as far as I can tell -so don't ignore it ,however be prepared for some spam events as you find your way. (recently got great bj from craigslist girl)
10. register a new email separate and apart from your usual one and only respond to non -phone listings with that address.
11.NEVER<EVER GIVE MONEY UP FRONT ie. "give me the money so I can pay for the room" that statement from a provider means you just gave her money and you will not see her after that moment as she runs away with it-see my review
12.If you treat a good provider well they will treat you well
13. My ATF is Mandy in Ronkonkoma
14.DID I mention almost all pictures are fake?? SEE photo verification posts from Utopiaguide members.
15.now go out and get some!! Be careful and safe
 
#49
That's the kind of nice experience that can make a man go broke! :p


I just went for a massage last Sunday and having never seen the woman before I was a little weary.Also she was a little high priced for me 150-200 range. As soon as I met her and saw that she was a milf ,nicely dressed and sweet I thought I might be in for a treat.I was extremely nice to her and respectful asking before grabbing etc. In the end she took my hand and put it right on her kitty ,gave me her breasts to suck and gave me a real nice BBBJ then when I mentioned I could use my tongue she jumped up on the table for some incredible DATY,2 times around for her,something she claims she only does with certain clients. She thanked me for being nice and said I was refreshing at the end of a long Sunday.

Being nice in the right situation goes a long way as it has for me many times but if you're in the wrong situation (ie .drug addict,etc) it just doesn't matter because some chicks simply don't care about whether or not you treat them with respect.
 
#50
Really appreciate it. So helpful.

I will follow and will be one of your soldier !

I've been on this board as long as I've lurked,as soon as I discovered it I joined and went mongering immediately.
What I've learned thus far in a short 6 months:

1. Pick a user name unlike anything you've ever had anywhere else(I've already stopped posting under my original user name and moved on to a more anonymous one)
2. Just about all photos posted are fake or a few years old.
3. if you want info. then post some ! Dont just ask about a provider go out and try them out and report your own review!
4.Just like anything else you want in life nothing beats word of mouth (or computer keyboard)-read and search reviews and you will save yourself time,$ and aggravation. I know I was ripped off 2 months in and then fell for some fake pics and banged a fat slob a week later(see my reviews on those experiences) So before you ask .....SEARCH
5.I recommend starting off at an AMP ,thats what I did and it was a good way to go as far as I'm concerned. If you can communicate with an AMP girl you can communicate with anyone.
6.The majority of people here are very helpful and have steered me in the right direction.
7. In 6 short months I have gotten laid more than the last 10 years combined.
8. I love MILFS-less drama,less drugs,less nonsense all around.See my reviews
9.Craigslist is starting to make a comeback as far as I can tell -so don't ignore it ,however be prepared for some spam events as you find your way. (recently got great bj from craigslist girl)
10. register a new email separate and apart from your usual one and only respond to non -phone listings with that address.
11.NEVER<EVER GIVE MONEY UP FRONT ie. "give me the money so I can pay for the room" that statement from a provider means you just gave her money and you will not see her after that moment as she runs away with it-see my review
12.If you treat a good provider well they will treat you well
13. My ATF is Mandy in Ronkonkoma
14.DID I mention almost all pictures are fake?? SEE photo verification posts from Utopiaguide members.
15.now go out and get some!! Be careful and safe
 
#55
I should probably update this ......I must say craigslist has gone down hill! when I originally wrote this post it was ok on CL but lately it's worse than ever! just about every ad is just spam waiting to happen . Theres a few girls on CL regularly but they ain't special that's for sure! Every now or then a good one will post there but they take the ads down so fast it seems. I just don't use CL at all anymore other than for entertainment purposes.
 
#56
While I'm updating this.....I no longer just call a provider and jump right in. I watch an ad for a while ,make sure they seem established(same number,not changing it repeatedly ,similar area(s) ,kind of a regular pattern.) also look for "real" reviews (there are some fake sites).Then I usually call before I even want to see them to hear their voice or see if they seem psycho or if there's any other bullshit going on I may be able to detect.I'll leave a very cordial message if I get VM(my experience the pros have VM) and wait for them to call back when they are comfortable.
Then I pull the trigger when I'm comfortable .This has been successful for me time and time again especially in light of LE activities in the past year. Of course we all make mistakes along the way as you can read in some of my past reviews. #1 rule is 95% or more of provider pics are bullshit !! There are very few that put their real pics out there but I have seen a few of them on L.I. A few even look better in person,the exception ,not the rule.
 
#57
While I'm updating this.....I no longer just call a provider and jump right in. I watch an ad for a while ,make sure they seem established(same number,not changing it repeatedly ,similar area(s) ,kind of a regular pattern.) also look for "real" reviews (there are some fake sites).Then I usually call before I even want to see them to hear their voice or see if they seem psycho or if there's any other bullshit going on I may be able to detect.I'll leave a very cordial message if I get VM(my experience the pros have VM) and wait for them to call back when they are comfortable.
Then I pull the trigger when I'm comfortable .This has been successful for me time and time again especially in light of LE activities in the past year. Of course we all make mistakes along the way as you can read in some of my past reviews. #1 rule is 95% or more of provider pics are bullshit !! There are very few that put their real pics out there but I have seen a few of them on L.I. A few even look better in person,the exception ,not the rule.
A couple more observations/comments:

I have had such a miserable hassle of upsell ("touching your balls while bj is a fetish - and I change extra for fetishes", "you can only do doggie kneeling on the bed and not standing on the floor" and many other ridiculous upsell attempts) from out of town escorts that I do not call any anymore.

The "same number,not changing it repeatedly ,similar area(s) ,kind of a regular pattern" advice you give would have failed catastrophically during the "flush the johns" fiasco.

I have gotten best value and enthusiasm from Asian escorts that work a particular agency on LI. See my posts somewhere here for details - # ends in 3335 ( I am too lazy to look it up for you.) However, English language communication can be non-existent - which may not be a problem most of the time in that they tend to be too polite to talk with their mouth full anyway, good upbringing I guess.

Also some of the older escorts, lori, betty, to name 2, give enthusiastic, friendly , no hassle service.
 
#58
I agree Genius but I should have added that I now do not go in blind ...I always look for what I consider to be a reputable review .This combined with other "qualifiers" minimizes risk in my opinion.
 
#59
Well its official I've been mongering for two years.it was during the hurricane Sandy bl a cknout and gas lines that I saw my first provider other than a couple of amps that preceeded my first "mandy" encounter. I studied up on UG reviews and decided it was time..

Two years later and my list of favorite rites now goes like this: 1.Brandy. 2.tessa. 3.Mandy. those are my top 3 in current standings .thy I ever venture into new territory baffles me.
I have learned so much from this board in 2 years and have gotten laid so many times I've lost count. I b salute UG and it's active members...
 
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