Actually the Jews figured out how to make bagels down here.... and it's not just the clown who imports NY tap water down in a 10,000 gal tanker he parks behind his store (it's in N Miami Beach). The good bagel joints are far and few between, but they're out there.
The Italians apparently don't have the J U I C E the Jews do down here cause it be impossible get a decent semolina.... the ones down here are like Wonder Bread.
I'll settle for everything else FD supplies.