So it was my 55th birthday and one of my friends thought it clever to gift me 55 five dollar bills! The unexpected bonus was sitting in my office drawer along with 55 "scratch off" lottery another friend gifted and I came up with a way to get really LUCKY. I had an afternoon free and decided to stuff my pockets and head over to a local strip bar to make it RAIN with the fives and a few more bills from the scratch off ticket winnings.
I entered the bar and was greeted by a rather large unattractive dancer who wanted to sit with me before I even had chance to order a drink. I SHOOED her away, ordered my drink and let my eyes adjust. Looking back across the bar I saw two little latina strippers that were a vast improvement from the behemoth that accosted me on entry.
Rosie and Gabby introduced themselves and I bought us a round of tequila shots. Rosie is an older milf type with a hot body that she likes to rub against anyone she happens to be near. Gabby is a 30 something "natural" Brazilian with an awesome rack and cute bubble butt. We started off slow but these two had other plans. They each took a seat facing me on each of my legs, riding and grinding while I fed them a slow but steady supply of $5's. They succeeded in partially disrobing me and had their hands all over my package, stroking and grabbing while my hands roamed at will with plenty of encouragement from this "succubus" type duo. They whispered dirty talk and nibbled on my ears, it was relentless sexiness lol.
At one point they did try to talk me into more private accommodations at $120/15 minutes where according to the strippers "we can do whatever we want". But I resisted, preferring to enjoy their company and earnest attention in the mostly empty bar. After all, they could have (and wanted to) got me off right there at the bar but I have become fond of "denial" and stopped them just short.
All in all, an awesome distraction for 90 minutes or so with two sexy ladies that had me believing I was the center of their universe.
total damage $425 including drinks and tips.