ok, I wasn't going to post this but but hear goes. I'm in Boston on a business trip many years ago. There was a BDJ escort who I had been wanting to see for ages and it so happened she would be in Boston when I was there. Lo and behold, my fantasy girl cancelled that day and replaced with another lady. I was a bit pissed but went though with the appointment. Turns out the gal is having her period and I only learn about it when I'm balls deep in her. I fucking freak, blood everywhere. So I get out of there immediately and head to a bar to calm my nerves. After calming myself down, I head to the TD Bank Garden to see the Celtic play but could not enjoy the game and headed back to the hotel with one of the weekly rags with the local escorts ads. I call for room service and this older lady, she looked and sounded like Popeye shows up and she's drunk as a skunk. She gets naked and farts and with that Boston accent tells me she has "gaaaasss". I told her I was tired and asked her to leave. I recall that I was staying at the Four Seasons and couldn't sleep a wink the entire night. I decide to head home around 4:00 am so ashamed of my degenerate ways.