Harden your zeal for life, discounted VIP party, May 11
Long newsletter (unlike some dong-dongs out there) so 1st this! …
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Naked Sushi Girl(s) is/are back! Decadently eat off their naked tight raw flesh!
You get to party at a party while taking partying beaks for “sexual fun” (vanilla lap dance “sexy stuff”, or fetish| [applies to cool single gents, or groovy swinky swanky couples]).
Sure, there “rub and tug” type places: Ummmm, 199-year-old “lady”- (“Er, say, do you typically pack a tree trunk there?”), with dinosaur titties dangling on the floor, the harpy, crawls out of her coffin/cave (vampire style) to “service you” – oh what fun: NOT.
Yes, there are other suspected “parties”. Listen, you cannot do sex-shenanigans at any of them. I dare you: name one where you may have “sex”? Checkmate, mate.
Plus, these other so-called “parties” do not have hot naked girls doing crazy erotic stuff all over the place (ex: sushi girls, roller blade girls, etc.…) like we do, do they? Not.
We offer 12 truly private VIP bedrooms (on a separate chill-out floor): what other “party does? Um hum.
“Escort services”? WTF?! Your literal life is literally in danger. Your “figurative life” is in imminent peril. Your anonymity: non-existent. HIGHLY priced. Yucky nasty unfriendly “girls”- (you SURE they are “girls”?). Pffffft.
Experience is owned and run by the #1 adult-law attorney in the world: kinda a big factor & consideration, don’t ya think?
Six professional lessened security personnel keeping everyone safe: SIX. Maybe a good idea? Any other “party/event” have resources (we are #1) to put this might in play?
Granted there is Amsterdam and Thailand; the only places that come close. I said: close”, not equal. Plus, they are by far grossly more expensive, and not realistic weekly. We are much better, right here, and much more affordable.
There is nothing like us on the planet: The Truth.
Checkmate, mate, soooo, RSVP, mate.
You want fun? You want “sex”? You want fun and “sex” together? You want to party? You want to be at a party be part of a party and party? You want to be at a party with young sexy girls? You want all this jollity whilst having the freedom to engage in more “sexual” frolicking (vanilla “lap dance”, or “fetish”, by single gents, or couples) than allowed anywhere else in the Tri-State area, correct? Real fun and real freedom, you really crave it, correct?
There is only one place that delivers all this and more: Experience.
Plus, now available at discounted rates! …
Beat the Cock, er Clock
Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!
Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!
Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee. But, there are other ways to lower the moderate door fee; see below…
In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:
"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"
(The 50% off and 25% beat your meat, um, ahem, I meant beat the coo-coo cock, um, ahem, I meant beat the clock discounts are for this week only).
{The 50% off discount cannot be combined with any other discount}.
Get in Half-Off, To Get Off!
You can get in half-off (half-off=ouch), this and every Thursday by simply bringing a new male buddy, (and then your lucky buddy gets off too! Ha!).
(The half-off buddy-gets-off discount cannot be combined with any other discounts).
{Half-Off buddy discount on till further notice}
*Look: One may combine discounts. But, I shall maintain self-respect, (for us both). Bottom line: Nobody gets in or off under $50, under any circumstances.
You get into the greatest party, with most “sex”, with most hot girls, with hottest girls, best location, plus open frickin bar - (even the shitty alcohol is still free), all for 50 bucks??? What more could you want?! What more do you want from me? Yeah -C’mon: Tell me? I am waiting? W-H-A-T?
VVIP
Experience is now open bar! Indeed, we offer the vilest vodka for free for "risk takers". The much more self-loving, self-respecting, and non-suicidal choice is to become a VVIP for only an additional $50 (above the respectful and reasonable $100 door fee). VVIP grants you top-shelf liquor open-bar style; plus, you get access to champagne and strawberries, cheese and hors d'oeuvres, and sexulant hostess service - Even more: VVIP's gain privy to the palatial second floor wherein and whereupon you may do lap dances or fetish craze, break away from the crowd, hang out with a cheeky-poo, and all that jizzy jazzy jazz.
VIP ROOMS
Experience presents an entire massive eye-popping second floor of VIP rooms!
The possible/potential suggested voluntary donations for the delightsome gold rooms and the gratifying silver rooms can be found at ExperienceParty.com
You may have your own VIP room for the entire night! pre-reserve it now!
Temptingly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!
Experience
The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!
Website: ExperienceParty.com
Email: TheExperienceParty@gmail.com
BRING IT!
Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?