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Harden your zeal for life, discounted VIP party, May 11​


Long newsletter (unlike some dong-dongs out there) so 1st this! …​

RSVP BY REPLYING TO THIS NEWSLETTER OR TO THE E-MAIL ADDRESS BELOW


Naked Sushi Girl(s) is/are back! Decadently eat off their naked tight raw flesh!​

You get to party at a party while taking partying beaks for “sexual fun” (vanilla lap dance “sexy stuff”, or fetish| [applies to cool single gents, or groovy swinky swanky couples]).

Sure, there “rub and tug” type places: Ummmm, 199-year-old “lady”- (“Er, say, do you typically pack a tree trunk there?”), with dinosaur titties dangling on the floor, the harpy, crawls out of her coffin/cave (vampire style) to “service you” – oh what fun: NOT.

Yes, there are other suspected “parties”. Listen, you cannot do sex-shenanigans at any of them. I dare you: name one where you may have “sex”? Checkmate, mate.

Plus, these other so-called “parties” do not have hot naked girls doing crazy erotic stuff all over the place (ex: sushi girls, roller blade girls, etc.…) like we do, do they? Not.

We offer 12 truly private VIP bedrooms (on a separate chill-out floor): what other “party does? Um hum.

“Escort services”? WTF?! Your literal life is literally in danger. Your “figurative life” is in imminent peril. Your anonymity: non-existent. HIGHLY priced. Yucky nasty unfriendly “girls”- (you SURE they are “girls”?). Pffffft.

Experience is owned and run by the #1 adult-law attorney in the world: kinda a big factor & consideration, don’t ya think?

Six professional lessened security personnel keeping everyone safe: SIX. Maybe a good idea? Any other “party/event” have resources (we are #1) to put this might in play?

Granted there is Amsterdam and Thailand; the only places that come close. I said: close”, not equal. Plus, they are by far grossly more expensive, and not realistic weekly. We are much better, right here, and much more affordable.

There is nothing like us on the planet: The Truth.

Checkmate, mate, soooo, RSVP, mate.


You want fun? You want “sex”? You want fun and “sex” together? You want to party? You want to be at a party be part of a party and party? You want to be at a party with young sexy girls? You want all this jollity whilst having the freedom to engage in more “sexual” frolicking (vanilla “lap dance”, or “fetish”, by single gents, or couples) than allowed anywhere else in the Tri-State area, correct? Real fun and real freedom, you really crave it, correct?

There is only one place that delivers all this and more: Experience.


Plus, now available at discounted rates! …

Beat the Cock, er Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee. But, there are other ways to lower the moderate door fee; see below…

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"

(The 50% off and 25% beat your meat, um, ahem, I meant beat the coo-coo cock, um, ahem, I meant beat the clock discounts are for this week only).​

{The 50% off discount cannot be combined with any other discount}.​


Get in Half-Off, To Get Off!

You can get in half-off (half-off=ouch), this and every Thursday by simply bringing a new male buddy, (and then your lucky buddy gets off too! Ha!).​

(The half-off buddy-gets-off discount cannot be combined with any other discounts).​

{Half-Off buddy discount on till further notice}​


*Look: One may combine discounts. But, I shall maintain self-respect, (for us both). Bottom line: Nobody gets in or off under $50, under any circumstances.

You get into the greatest party, with most “sex”, with most hot girls, with hottest girls, best location, plus open frickin bar - (even the shitty alcohol is still free), all for 50 bucks??? What more could you want?! What more do you want from me? Yeah -C’mon: Tell me? I am waiting? W-H-A-T?


VVIP

Experience is now open bar! Indeed, we offer the vilest vodka for free for "risk takers". The much more self-loving, self-respecting, and non-suicidal choice is to become a VVIP for only an additional $50 (above the respectful and reasonable $100 door fee). VVIP grants you top-shelf liquor open-bar style; plus, you get access to champagne and strawberries, cheese and hors d'oeuvres, and sexulant hostess service - Even more: VVIP's gain privy to the palatial second floor wherein and whereupon you may do lap dances or fetish craze, break away from the crowd, hang out with a cheeky-poo, and all that jizzy jazzy jazz.​


VIP ROOMS

Experience presents an entire massive eye-popping second floor of VIP rooms!​

The possible/potential suggested voluntary donations for the delightsome gold rooms and the gratifying silver rooms can be found at ExperienceParty.com​

You may have your own VIP room for the entire night! pre-reserve it now!


Temptingly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!



Website: ExperienceParty.com




BRING IT!



Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?
 
Harden your zeal for life, discounted VIP party, May 11​


Long newsletter (unlike some dong-dongs out there) so 1st this! …​

RSVP BY REPLYING TO THIS NEWSLETTER OR TO THE E-MAIL ADDRESS BELOW


Naked Sushi Girl(s) is/are back! Decadently eat off their naked tight raw flesh!​

You get to party at a party while taking partying beaks for “sexual fun” (vanilla lap dance “sexy stuff”, or fetish| [applies to cool single gents, or groovy swinky swanky couples]).

Sure, there “rub and tug” type places: Ummmm, 199-year-old “lady”- (“Er, say, do you typically pack a tree trunk there?”), with dinosaur titties dangling on the floor, the harpy, crawls out of her coffin/cave (vampire style) to “service you” – oh what fun: NOT.

Yes, there are other suspected “parties”. Listen, you cannot do sex-shenanigans at any of them. I dare you: name one where you may have “sex”? Checkmate, mate.

Plus, these other so-called “parties” do not have hot naked girls doing crazy erotic stuff all over the place (ex: sushi girls, roller blade girls, etc.…) like we do, do they? Not.

We offer 12 truly private VIP bedrooms (on a separate chill-out floor): what other “party does? Um hum.

“Escort services”? WTF?! Your literal life is literally in danger. Your “figurative life” is in imminent peril. Your anonymity: non-existent. HIGHLY priced. Yucky nasty unfriendly “girls”- (you SURE they are “girls”?). Pffffft.

Experience is owned and run by the #1 adult-law attorney in the world: kinda a big factor & consideration, don’t ya think?

Six professional lessened security personnel keeping everyone safe: SIX. Maybe a good idea? Any other “party/event” have resources (we are #1) to put this might in play?

Granted there is Amsterdam and Thailand; the only places that come close. I said: close”, not equal. Plus, they are by far grossly more expensive, and not realistic weekly. We are much better, right here, and much more affordable.

There is nothing like us on the planet: The Truth.

Checkmate, mate, soooo, RSVP, mate.


You want fun? You want “sex”? You want fun and “sex” together? You want to party? You want to be at a party be part of a party and party? You want to be at a party with young sexy girls? You want all this jollity whilst having the freedom to engage in more “sexual” frolicking (vanilla “lap dance”, or “fetish”, by single gents, or couples) than allowed anywhere else in the Tri-State area, correct? Real fun and real freedom, you really crave it, correct?

There is only one place that delivers all this and more: Experience.


Plus, now available at discounted rates! …

Beat the Cock, er Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee. But, there are other ways to lower the moderate door fee; see below…

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"

(The 50% off and 25% beat your meat, um, ahem, I meant beat the coo-coo cock, um, ahem, I meant beat the clock discounts are for this week only).​

{The 50% off discount cannot be combined with any other discount}.​


Get in Half-Off, To Get Off!

You can get in half-off (half-off=ouch), this and every Thursday by simply bringing a new male buddy, (and then your lucky buddy gets off too! Ha!).​

(The half-off buddy-gets-off discount cannot be combined with any other discounts).​

{Half-Off buddy discount on till further notice}​


*Look: One may combine discounts. But, I shall maintain self-respect, (for us both). Bottom line: Nobody gets in or off under $50, under any circumstances.

You get into the greatest party, with most “sex”, with most hot girls, with hottest girls, best location, plus open frickin bar - (even the shitty alcohol is still free), all for 50 bucks??? What more could you want?! What more do you want from me? Yeah -C’mon: Tell me? I am waiting? W-H-A-T?


VVIP

Experience is now open bar! Indeed, we offer the vilest vodka for free for "risk takers". The much more self-loving, self-respecting, and non-suicidal choice is to become a VVIP for only an additional $50 (above the respectful and reasonable $100 door fee). VVIP grants you top-shelf liquor open-bar style; plus, you get access to champagne and strawberries, cheese and hors d'oeuvres, and sexulant hostess service - Even more: VVIP's gain privy to the palatial second floor wherein and whereupon you may do lap dances or fetish craze, break away from the crowd, hang out with a cheeky-poo, and all that jizzy jazzy jazz.​


VIP ROOMS

Experience presents an entire massive eye-popping second floor of VIP rooms!​

The possible/potential suggested voluntary donations for the delightsome gold rooms and the gratifying silver rooms can be found at ExperienceParty.com​

You may have your own VIP room for the entire night! pre-reserve it now!


Temptingly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!



Website: ExperienceParty.com




BRING IT!



Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?
 
We all need some poking and stroking, plus discounts, VIP party on May 11​


Experience VIP parties offer the opportunity to break away from the stress and boredom of “real life”, to a play world for gentlemen and couples that borderlines on being almost too good and too much to be true and real.​


The next surreal Experience VIP party hoedown goes down this Thursday, May 11th, from 8 PM until 2 AM: RSVP by replying to this newsletter or to the email address below.


The focal point is the girls. We now offer the best-looking girls we have in 10 years. We have a core of girls at every party. Plus, there are always newbie hotties that come to enhance your life experience. We have prettier girls, and more pretty girls, than any party or strip club or whatnot. And so importantly these girls voluntarily are willing to make your “sexual” cravings become real. Indeed, you have the freedom to have more “sexual freedom”, whether vanilla lap dance, or fetish, than in any other place in the United States.​


Our girls are cool. They will hang out with you giving you an experience like having a girlfriend. For six hours per week, you get what you want, your body desires, and your emotional body requires. You get to spend an enchanting evening with an enchanting lady, or ladies, then whenever you’re ready, if you’re ever ready, as there is no pressure, you go and do your “sexual thing”, freely, with no encumbrances, in total privacy with total anonymity.​


The whole time you’re at the best part you’ve ever attended in your life, whether a party of “this type”, or even a party such as going to a friend’s house, a holiday party at your company, whatever. Ours is better. Which means you have a better time, than you ever have before; been to our events before? Okay, every time is better than the last; there is no ceiling to infinite fun.​


There are discounts listed below. Many. The bottom line is if you work it right you can get in for only 50 bucks. For just $50 you get into the greatest thing in the country, definitely more fun than anything in the USA, plus you get an open bar, alcoholic or nonalcoholic, all those beautiful girls, meeting all kinds of cool people, just incredible energy and vibes floating all over the place, a hot DJ, etc., man oh man, all for 50 smackers.​


Whatever you may do other than being at this next party is 100% for sure not going to be near, not even close as good as being at this party. There is simply no way you can equal it. Not possible.​


Here come the discounts, many…​


Beat the Cock, er Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee. But, there are other ways to lower the moderate door fee; see below…​

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:

"ANGELICO SHOULD BE THE NEXT MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY!"

(The 50% off and 25% beat your meat, um, ahem, I meant beat the coo-coo cock, um, ahem, I meant beat the clock discounts are for this week only).​

{The 50% off discount cannot be combined with any other discount}.​


Get in Half-Off, To Get Off!

You can get in half-off (half-off=ouch), this and every Thursday by simply bringing a new male buddy, (and then your lucky buddy gets off too! Ha!).​

(The half-off buddy-gets-off discount cannot be combined with any other discounts).​

{Half-Off buddy discount on till further notice}​


*Look: One may combine discounts. But, I shall maintain self-respect, (for us both). Bottom line: Nobody gets in or off under $50, under any circumstances.

You get into the greatest party, with most “sex”, with most hot girls, with hottest girls, best location, plus open frickin bar - (even the shitty alcohol is still free), all for 50 bucks??? What more could you want?! What more do you want from me? Yeah -C’mon: Tell me? I am waiting? W-H-A-T?


VVIP

Experience is now open bar! Indeed, we offer the vilest vodka for free for "risk takers". The much more self-loving, self-respecting, and non-suicidal choice is to become a VVIP for only an additional $50 (above the respectful and reasonable $100 door fee). VVIP grants you top-shelf liquor open-bar style; plus, you get access to champagne and strawberries, cheese and hors d'oeuvres, and sexulant hostess service - Even more: VVIP's gain privy to the palatial second floor wherein and whereupon you may do lap dances or fetish craze, break away from the crowd, hang out with a cheeky-poo, and all that jizzy jazzy jazz.​


VIP ROOMS

Experience presents an entire massive eye-popping second floor of VIP rooms!​

The possible/potential suggested voluntary donations for the delightsome gold rooms and the gratifying silver rooms can be found at ExperienceParty.com​

You may have your own VIP room for the entire night! pre-reserve it now!


Mouthwateringly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!


Website: ExperienceParty.com



BRING IT!


Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?

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Last chance for a swirling tongue on the tip, plus discounts, VIP party May 11


The next surreal Experience VIP party hoedown goes down this Thursday, May 11th, from 8 PM until 2 AM: RSVP by replying to this newsletter or to the email address below.



There shall be a “banana show”! Multiple hot young girls doing silly things with bananas. By their hot lonesome, girl-on-girl; heck maybe with you? Ya neva know.​

Naked Sushi Girl is back! (Other hotties always jump in). EAT OFF THEM!​


At Experience y’all get to party at a (WOW-WEEEE) party while taking partying beaks for “sexual fun”, (vanilla lap dance “sexy stuff”, or fetish| [applies to cool single gents, or groovy swinky swanky couples]).​


Sure, there “rub and tug” type places: Ummmm, 199-year-old “lady”- (“You typically carry a tree trunk, there?”), with titties dangling on the floor, crawls out to “service you” - fudge that smudge.​

Yes, there are other supposed “parties”. Listen, you cannot do sex-shenanigans at any of them. I dare you: name one where you may have “sex”? Checkmate, mate.​

Plus, these other so-called “parties” do not have hot naked girls doing crazy erotic stuff all over the place (ex: sushi girls, roller blade girls, etc.…) like we do, do they? Not.​

We offer 12 truly private VIP bedrooms (on a separate chill-out floor): who else does? Um hum.​

“Escort services”? Your life is literally in danger. Your “figurative life” is in imminent peril. Your anonymity: non-existent. HIGHLY priced. Yucky nasty unfriendly “girls”- (you SURE they are “girls”?). Pffffft.​

Experience is owned and run by the #1 adult-law attorney in the world: kinda a big factor & consideration, don’t ya think?​

Granted there is Amsterdam and Thailand; the only places that come close. I said: close”, not equal. Plus, they are by far grossly more expensive, and not realistic weekly. We are much better, right here, and much more affordable.​

There is nothing like us on the planet: The Truth.​

Checkmate, mate, soooo, RSVP, mate.​


You want fun? You want “sex”? You want fun and “sex” together? You want to party? You want to be at a party be part of a party and party? You want to be at a party with young sexy girls? You want all this jollity whilst having the freedom to engage in more “sexual” frolicking (vanilla “lap dance”, or “fetish”) than allowed anywhere else in the Tri-State area, correct? Real fun and real freedom, you crave it, right?​


There is only ONE place that delivers all this and more: Experience.​


Plus, now available at discounted rates! …​

Beat the Cock, er Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee. But, there are other ways to lower the moderate door fee; see below…

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"

(The 50% off and 25% beat your meat, um, ahem, I meant beat the coo-coo cock, um, ahem, I meant beat the clock discounts are for this week only).​

{The 50% off discount cannot be combined with any other discount}.​


Get in Half-Off, To Get Off!

You can get in half-off (half-off=ouch), this and every Thursday by simply bringing a new male buddy, (and then your lucky buddy gets off too! Ha!).​

(The half-off buddy-gets-off discount cannot be combined with any other discounts).​

{Half-Off buddy discount on till further notice}​


*One may combine discounts. But, I shall maintain self-respect, (for us both). Bottom line: Nobody gets in or off under $50, under any circumstances.

You get into the greatest party, with most “sex”, with most hot girls, with hottest girls, best location, plus open fickin bar - (even the shitty alcohol is still free), all for 50 bucks??? What more could you want?! What do you want? C’mon: Tell me? I am waiting? W-H-A-T?


VVIP

Experience is now open bar! Indeed, we offer the vilest vodka for free for "risk takers". The much more self-loving, self-respecting, and non-suicidal choice is to become a VVIP for only an additional $50 (above the respectful and reasonable $100 door fee). VVIP grants you top-shelf liquor open-bar style; plus, you get access to champagne and strawberries, cheese and hors d'oeuvres, and sexulant hostess service - Even more: VVIP's gain privy to the palatial second floor wherein and whereupon you may do lap dances or fetish craze, break away from the crowd, hang out with a cheeky-poo, and all that jizzy jazzy jazz.​


VIP ROOMS

Experience presents an entire massive eye-popping second floor of VIP rooms!​

The possible/potential suggested voluntary donations for the delightsome gold rooms and the gratifying silver rooms can be found at ExperienceParty.com​

You may have your own VIP room for the entire night! pre-reserve it now!


Enticingly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!



Website: ExperienceParty.com




BRING IT!



Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?


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Last-minute razzing additions, belly dancer, tonight, May 11


We have been some last-minute pop-ups to pop up you and yours, for Tonight, Thursday, May 11, 8 pm to 2 am…

A belly sexy belly dancer is coming in to tantalize you, and who knows what she will do to your body thereafter. (You better buckle up, or unbuckle, as the case may be).

Minimally one of our choice chosen hot sushi girls has committed. Guaranteed minimally one other Experience companion will jump aboard. All naked. The greatest show on earth. The feral hotties will likely put funny things in their holes. I’m speaking about the holes of the body such as their ears, their nose, the mouth; what were you thinking about? You definitely are a PREvert and PREversions. (Good!)

Roller girl says she’s rolling in! She’s definitely difficult to nail, especially nail down, and nailing her would be a beautiful thing. Will this flaky beautiful girl actually be there? I shall be as surprised as you. Either way, it will be the best night of your life, first time, millionth time, matters not; that’s what we do



Plus, there will provocatively be:

Laughing.

Dancing.

Pumping music from a hot female DJ, who, after arousing you with her beauty and passion, does sessions!

Disgusting dangerous free alcohol, and VVIP top-shelf alcohol flowing.

Nonalcoholic refreshments, unlimited.

Cigars, long things you put in your mouth, as she puts long things in her mouth.

I don’t know maybe some other things in the cigar room, never go in there, so I really don’t know.

Hanging and chilling on plush leather couches with long-legged gals; stroke those baby legs baby.

A stripper pole whereupon some of the hotties get naked and make your eyes pop out of your head.

Lap dances you shall remember for the rest of your life.

Fetish activity that is memorable.

Single gentlemen and couples intermingling, making friends, business deals, and experiencing life together, at Experience.



Hurry up, glory is going down in a few hours!

RSVP by replying to this newsletter or the email address stated below.



Angelico and the Angels



Experience

ExperienceParty.com

ExperienceParty@gmail.com



Bring it!



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Live your life, Experience VIP party, Thursday, May 18​


Live your life, you only have one to live. Here is how…​


There is nothing like Experience on the planet. It is a combination of beautiful things that makes it a beautiful unique thing.​


Sure, we all know you can have sex with escorts, rub-and-tug places, whatever. You can also have “sex” at Experience. The thing is, can we all agree that it’s much more than just about having “sex”?​


See, Experience is not just a place to come and have “sex”. It is a party. A literal party where people party. That means you have fun in between “having sex”; a lot of fun.​


In the end It all begins and ends with the girls. One of the highest pleasures in life is being with a beautiful young girl; that experience gets even sweeter as one ages and such girls are really realistically out of one’s reach, if we get real and be realistic, and admit it to ourselves; but they’re not out of reach; we deliver them right into your lap, literally; that’s a beautiful thing.​


Experience offers the prettiest of any strip clubs or parties. Dozens of them.​


And you can do more “sexual things”, whether vanilla lap dance type stuff, or fetish kinky stuff, than any strip club, go-go club, lap dance party, foot fetish party, BDSM club, whatever. Why go elsewhere when we offer better girls better looking girls and a better-quality experience with whatever you into?​


Ever have “sex” with a girl and feel terrible after because she was a bitch? We don’t hire bitches like that, and if they slip through (we iz humon), we get rid of the “C’s” fast. We have friendly girls. They delight in hanging out and chatting with you. And they’re open to having “sex” with you.​


This is a hangout place. You could just chill and hang out. Look at the pretty girls. Watch the dancing pole girls. You don’t have to do anything. Just sit back and relax, and have a good time.​


You get to socialize; that’s important. You get to communicate; that’s important too. You get to make friends; that’s important also.​


And we have carnival-like sexual mayhem going on. On top of all the other beautiful things you get to see naked girls on buffet tables that you can eat off, and then multiple girls get on there and play with each other. Screw porn. Watch it up close and personal in real life, not through some dude’s camera lens. Then take the same girls to a session room and go wild with them.​


Talking prn, um, we have better looking girls than on PornHub, who are, some of them, porn stars, Only Fans stars, Instagram fame girls, fetish film celebrities, and of course girls next door who are just college girls, waitresses, aspiring actresses and models; it just doesn’t get any better.​


Whether you pay the regular door fee, or escalate to VVIP, you drink for free; that’s a really cool thing, and a great deal.​


Experience is only $100 you get in. But, below you will see the discounts that can get you in as little as $50 (come on 50 bucks is ridiculously low, especially for these days, and double down especially if what we offer, it’s a joke; take advantage of the joke before I wake up and come to my senses). For only $50 you can have literally the time of your life. What’s the difference if it’s your first time or you been there 100 times? You still have the time of your life, are you not? How can you not?​


Live your life, RSVP by replying to this newsletter or to the email address stated below.​


Beat the Cock, er Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee. But, there are other ways to lower the moderate door fee; see below…​

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"

(The 50% off and 25% beat your meat, um, ahem, I meant beat the coo-coo cock, um, ahem, I meant beat the clock discounts are for this week only).​

{The 50% off discount cannot be combined with any other discount}.​


Enticingly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!


Website: ExperienceParty.com



BRING IT!


Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?

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Live your life, Experience VIP party, Thursday, May 18​


Live your life, you only have one to live. Here is how…​


There is nothing like Experience on the planet. It is a combination of beautiful things that makes it a beautiful unique thing.​


Sure, we all know you can have sex with escorts, rub-and-tug places, whatever. You can also have “sex” at Experience. The thing is, can we all agree that it’s much more than just about having “sex”?​


See, Experience is not just a place to come and have “sex”. It is a party. A literal party where people party. That means you have fun in between “having sex”; a lot of fun.​


In the end It all begins and ends with the girls. One of the highest pleasures in life is being with a beautiful young girl; that experience gets even sweeter as one ages and such girls are really realistically out of one’s reach, if we get real and be realistic, and admit it to ourselves; but they’re not out of reach; we deliver them right into your lap, literally; that’s a beautiful thing.​


Experience offers the prettiest of any strip clubs or parties. Dozens of them.​


And you can do more “sexual things”, whether vanilla lap dance type stuff, or fetish kinky stuff, than any strip club, go-go club, lap dance party, foot fetish party, BDSM club, whatever. Why go elsewhere when we offer better girls better looking girls and a better-quality experience with whatever you into?​


Ever have “sex” with a girl and feel terrible after because she was a bitch? We don’t hire bitches like that, and if they slip through (we iz humon), we get rid of the “C’s” fast. We have friendly girls. They delight in hanging out and chatting with you. And they’re open to having “sex” with you.​


This is a hangout place. You could just chill and hang out. Look at the pretty girls. Watch the dancing pole girls. You don’t have to do anything. Just sit back and relax, and have a good time.​


You get to socialize; that’s important. You get to communicate; that’s important too. You get to make friends; that’s important also.​


And we have carnival-like sexual mayhem going on. On top of all the other beautiful things you get to see naked girls on buffet tables that you can eat off, and then multiple girls get on there and play with each other. Screw porn. Watch it up close and personal in real life, not through some dude’s camera lens. Then take the same girls to a session room and go wild with them.​


Talking prn, um, we have better looking girls than on PornHub, who are, some of them, porn stars, Only Fans stars, Instagram fame girls, fetish film celebrities, and of course girls next door who are just college girls, waitresses, aspiring actresses and models; it just doesn’t get any better.​


Whether you pay the regular door fee, or escalate to VVIP, you drink for free; that’s a really cool thing, and a great deal.​


Experience is only $100 you get in. But, below you will see the discounts that can get you in as little as $50 (come on 50 bucks is ridiculously low, especially for these days, and double down especially if what we offer, it’s a joke; take advantage of the joke before I wake up and come to my senses). For only $50 you can have literally the time of your life. What’s the difference if it’s your first time or you been there 100 times? You still have the time of your life, are you not? How can you not?​


Live your life, RSVP by replying to this newsletter or to the email address stated below.​


Beat the Cock, er Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee. But, there are other ways to lower the moderate door fee; see below…​

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"

(The 50% off and 25% beat your meat, um, ahem, I meant beat the coo-coo cock, um, ahem, I meant beat the clock discounts are for this week only).​

{The 50% off discount cannot be combined with any other discount}.​


Enticingly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!


Website: ExperienceParty.com



BRING IT!


Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?

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Before and after the release, lap dance party, May 11​


It’s all about the buildup. The foreplay, if you will. The “release”? A release that lasts may be a few long beautiful seconds. What lasts a lot longer is the beautiful set-up, as you go up Up UP!​


Make yourself at home. We are a home away from home. You feel at home. We guarantee that.​

Get yourself a drink, it is on the house, alcoholic or nonalcoholic.​

Group to the groovy music.​

Check out the luscious DJ engrossed in her sharing of love of the music.​

Talk with a pretty young girl. Talk about what you want to talk about. That’s what she wants to talk about.​

Touch each other. Touching his healing. Did you know that we need to be touched?​

The fire is building up in you. When you’re ready, grab her hand, and go to a free session room, or an upgraded VIP room, and have your release.​

We are the only party or strip club in the New York metro area that allows you to have the freedom to have a full release.​

After your release don’t run home. Your pillow will wait. You have life to live. So, we continue…​

Glance over at the sexy young girls dancing on the pole. Watch how those nubile bodies move so supple.​

On the buffet table is a naked young hot girl with food all over her. You’re hungry. You go and look some strawberries and whipped cream off her nipples.​

Here comes a girl naked on roller blades, another one on a skateboard, a belly dancing; anything can happen at any time in this festive sexual carnival.​

You realize you’re in a unique thing, unlike anything in the world, literally. You’re living your life.​


This is not a dream. This is reality. This can be your reality. We need to do is RSVP by replying to this email or the email I just below and you walk right into the dream. We are a wakeful (wet) dream.​


Experience now available at discounted rates! …

Beat the Cock, er Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee. But there are other ways to lower the moderate door fee; see below…​

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:​

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"​


VVIP

Experience is now open bar! Indeed, we offer the vilest vodka for free for "risk takers". The much more self-loving, self-respecting, and non-suicidal choice is to become a VVIP for only an additional $50 possible voluntary donation (above the door donation). VVIP grants you top-shelf liquor open-bar style! For context: some strip clubs charge $25 per drink; we dive urgently are charging a scant $50: This is the best alcohol bargain in the world! Even more: VVIP's gain privy to the palatial second floor wherein and whereupon you may do lap dances or fetish craze, break away from the crowd, hang out with a chippy-poo, and all that jizzy jazzy jazz. Plus, upstairs, you get access to champagne and strawberries, cheese and hors d'oeuvres, and sexulant hostess service.​


VIP ROOMS

Experience presents an entire massive eye-popping second floor of VIP rooms!​

The possible/potential suggested voluntary donations for the delightsome gold rooms and the gratifying silver rooms can be found at ExperienceParty.com​

You may have your own VIP room for the entire night! pre-reserve it now!​

(There are free “rooms” on the main floor that equate to having a sexy goat who has a crush on you, with a big old erection, ramming it up your ass; ohhhh, prevert, you like big donkey Dick up your ass? Well, you’re coming to the wrong party, you want one of those other parties where having donkey Dick up the ass is quite the norm).​


Provocatively from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!​


Website: ExperienceParty.com​



BRING IT!


Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?


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Experience nightclub and lounge combo, May 18​


Let’s forget about the “sex”, for the moment.​

Instead, focus & talk about a unique nightclub and lounge (with an optional “sex” option) combination…​


Experience Nightclub

Experience is morphing into a nightclub. Moving forward, we want to offer a “Nightclub Experience”, even before the “Girlfriend XXXperience”, (it’s kinda in logical order anyways).​

To support such morphing, we are changing the music to be more danceable.​

There shall be a sexy female DJ (available for sessions too!) at every night-club experience.​

We encourage more cheek-to-cheek, (whichever cheeks you choose to schmooze {(GRIN)}), dancing. If you not inclined to dance, simply kickback with acold-one (not a hot-one: HA!), and appreciate watching others dance their assa off.​

Free drinks shall be pouring, a phenomenon not found in any other nightclub. Free alcohol, free nonalcoholic beverages, all mixers, soda, juice, ice, cups, whatnot, on the house (F-R-E-E).​


Then There is the Lounge Aspect of Experience…​

You may purely lounge around, like at home, the main difference being that Experience has is @ 150-200 people, many of those people are young beautiful young females, who, by the way, are available to give you “sexual” pleasure”, if you so desire. You don’t have to have any kind of “sex”, by the by; it just nice to know that if you develop an itch, we can scratch it. {(SMIRK)}​


Let’s Talk Economics, Money-Professor….​

-Go out drinking to a bar/lounge/all-that with your buddies ($). How much do you usually spend? At least 50 bucks? Think of us as the best bargain-bar/lounge anywhere.​

-Now let’s hike it up ($$) to a nightclub. How much do you drop in a nightclub just drinking? Never mind the door fee included?​

-Now let’s take it up to a strip club ($$$). How much do you spend drinking in a strip club (average $25 per drink, along with tip)? Plus, the door? Oh yeah.​

Let’s hike it up to a competitor lap dance party ($$$$!). How much you spend on the liquor there? Better bring your black AMEX. And the door thrown in? BAMBA.​


On the other hand, with Experience, for only $50 you may experience a nightclub and a lounge together, drink for free, and have a helluva time. Whether or not you get into the “bordello aspect” of Experience is beside de point.​

Now, if you do elect the “bordello” aspect of Experience, okay, well, we do it better than any-one. You are allowed more freedom with your “vanilla lap dance type “sex”, or “fetish type “sex”, or kinky-couples “sex” than at any strip club, lap dance event, or fetish party. And that “sexy” experience is with better looking girls. If you are going to do the “bordello thing” you might as well do it the best way possible, isn’t that spot-on?​


Please, by all means stop me when I stop making sense. Right, it’s not time for me to stop, so I shant, (just yet) …​


Lounge and club at Experience Lounge & Night-Club, this Thursday, May 18, 8 pm to 2 am.

RSVP by replying to this newsletter or the email address stated below.


The door fee is $100. Below you will find out how to get in discounted for $50 (or $75) which is preposterously low for all you are getting, that as well cannot be found anywhere else.​


Experience nightclub & lounge now available at discounted rates! …

Beat the Cock, er Clock

(Keep your hands off your junk - Mr. Hairy Palms; we have truly nubile hotties for that, for you Sire, and Sir Johnston).​

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee.​

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:​

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"​


VVIP

Experience is now open bar! Indeed, we offer the vilest vodka for free for "risk takers". The much more self-loving, self-respecting, and non-suicidal choice is to become a VVIP for only an additional $50 possible voluntary donation (above the door donation). VVIP grants you top-shelf liquor open-bar style! For context: some strip clubs charge $25 per drink; we dive urgently are charging a scant $50: This is the best alcohol bargain in the world! Even more: VVIP's gain privy to the palatial second floor wherein and whereupon you may do lap dances or fetish craze, break away from the crowd, hang out with a chippy-poo, and all that jizzy jazzy jazz. Plus, upstairs, you get access to champagne and strawberries, cheese and hors d'oeuvres, and sexulant hostess service.​


VIP ROOMS

Experience presents an entire massive eye-popping second floor of VIP rooms!​

The possible/potential suggested voluntary donations for the delightsome gold rooms and the gratifying silver rooms can be found at ExperienceParty.com​

You may have your own VIP room for the entire night! pre-reserve it now!​

(There are free “rooms” on the main floor that equate to having a turgidly erect goat who has a crush on you, ramming his love wand up yu azz!).​

Daringly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!​


Website: ExperienceParty.com​



BRING IT!


Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?

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Last chance, nightclub and lounge Experience, with anti-itch potential, May 18​


Let’s forget about the “sex”, for the memento.​

In its place, let’s focus on a unique nightclub and lounge (with an optional “sex” option) combination, a la Experience…​


Experience Nightclub

Experience is transforming into a nightclub. Moving forward, we want to offer a “Nightclub Experience”, even before the “Girlfriend XXXperience”, (it’s kinda a logical sequence anyways).​

There shall be a sexy female DJ (available for sessions too!) at every night-club experience.​

We are changing the music to be more danceable.​

We encourage more cheek-to-cheek, (whichever cheeks you choose to conjoin {(GRIN)}), dancing. If you are not inclined to wiggle, simply kickback with a cold-one (not a hot-one: HA!), and observe others dance their assas off.​

Free alcoholic & non-alcoholic drinks shall be pouring; a phenomenon not found in any other nightclub.​


Then There is the Lounge Aspect of Experience…​

You may purely lounge around, like at home; the main difference being that Experience has @ 150-200 people, & many of those people are beautiful young females, who, by the by, are available to give you whimsical “sexual” carnality”, if you so desire. You don’t have to have any kind of “sex”, by the by; it just nice to know that if you develop an itch, we can scratch it, well. {(SMIRK)}​


Let’s Talk Economics, Money-Professor….​

-1st level ($): Go out drinking to a bar or lounge with your buddies. How much do you usually spend? At least 50 bucks? OK well then think of us as the best bargain-bar/lounge anywhere.​

-Now let’s hike it up ($$) to a nightclub. How much do you drop in a nightclub just drinking? Never mind the door fee included? YupSiree.​

-Now let’s take it up to a strip club ($$$). How much do you spend drinking in a gentlemen’s club (average $25 per drink, along with tip)? Plus, the door? Oh yeah.​

Let’s hike it up to a competitor lap dance party ($$$$!). How much you spend on the liquor there? Better bring your black AMEX. And the door thrown in? BAMBA.(And no “sex” permitted if you get “itchy” and need a scratchy.​


On the other hand, with Experience, for only $50 you may experience a bar, nightclub, lounge, plus gentlemen’s club on steroids together, in addition drink for free.​

Whether or not you get into the “bordello aspect” of Experience is beside de point. But if ya do, we offer the best the world offers: how cool is all that!? You are allowed more freedom with your “vanilla lap dance type “sex”, or fetish type “sex”, or kinky-couples “sex”, than at any strip club, lap dance event, or fetish party. And that “sexy” experience is with better looking girls.​


Lounge and Club at Experience Lounge & Night-Club, this Thursday, May 18, 8 pm to 2 am.

RSVP by replying to this newsletter or the email address stated below.


The door fee is $100. Below you will find out how to get in discounted for $50 (or $75) which is preposterously low for all you are getting.​


Experience nightclub & lounge now available at discounted rates! …

Beat the Cock, er, Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee.​

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:​

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"​


VVIP

Experience is now open bar! Indeed, we offer the vilest vodka for free for "risk takers". The much more self-loving, self-respecting, and non-suicidal choice is to become a VVIP for only an additional $50 possible voluntary donation (above the door donation). VVIP grants you top-shelf liquor open-bar style! For context: some strip clubs charge $25 per drink; we dive urgently are charging a scant $50: This is the best alcohol bargain in the world! Even more: VVIP's gain privy to the palatial second floor wherein and whereupon you may do lap dances or fetish craze, break away from the crowd, hang out with a chippy-poo, and all that jizzy jazzy jazz. Plus, upstairs, you get access to champagne and strawberries, cheese and hors d'oeuvres, and sexulant hostess service.​


VIP ROOMS

Experience presents an entire massive eye-popping second floor of VIP rooms!​

The possible/potential suggested voluntary donations for the delightsome gold rooms and the gratifying silver rooms can be found at ExperienceParty.com​

You may have your own VIP room for the entire night! pre-reserve it now!​

(There are free “rooms” on the main floor that equate to having a turgidly erect goat who has a crush on you, ramming his love wand up yu azz!).​

Daringly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!​


Website: ExperienceParty.com​



BRING IT!


Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?​


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Experience nightclub and lounge, with anti-itch potential, May 25​


Lounge and Club at Experience Lounge & Night-Club, this Thursday, May 25, 8 pm to 2 am.

RSVP by replying to this newsletter or the email address stated below.


Last party was a gas. Some fortunate ones just lounged and clubbed at the Experience lounge and nightclub. Dare waz also a stunning array of gorgeous girls who shared quality conversational and sensual time, and gave lucdky fellas and gals Girlfriend eXXXperiences.. All enjoyed the multiple naked sushi girls who got down-right funky each other, and the hot pole girls with no panties. There was amore in the air; were you there? If not, we ‘all missed y’all!​


Let’s forget about the “intimacy”, for the memento. Let’s focus instead on a unique nightclub and lounge (with an optional “intimacy” option) combination, a la Experience…​


Experience Nightclub

Experience is transforming into a nightclub. Moving forward, we want to offer a “Nightclub Experience”, even before the “Girlfriend XXXperience”, (it’s kinda a logical sequence anyways).​

There shall be a sexy female DJ (available for sessions too!) at every night-club experience.​

The music is now more danceable. Indeed, we encourage more cheek-to-cheek, dancing - (whichever cheeks you choose to conjoin {(GRIN)}). If you are not inclined to wiggle, simply kickback with a cold-one (or a hot-one: HA!), and witness others dance their assas off.​

Free alcoholic drinks shall be pouring; a phenomenon not found in any other nightclub.​


Then There is the Lounge Aspect of Experience…​

You may purely lounge around, like at home; the main difference being that Experience has @ 150-200 people, & many of those people are beautiful young females, who, by the by, are available to give you whimsical “carnality”, if you so desire. You don’t have to have any kind of “intimacy” by the by; it just nice to know that if you develop an itch, our gorgeous Companions can scratch it, well. {(SMIRK)}​


Let’s Talk Economics, Money-Professor….​

-1st level ($): Go out drinking to a bar or lounge with your buddies. How much do you usually spend? At least 50 bucks? OK well then think of us as the best bargain-bar/lounge anywhere.​

-Now let’s hike it up ($$) to a nightclub. How much do you drop in a nightclub just drinking? Never mind the door fee included? YupSiree.​

-Now let’s take it up to a strip club ($$$). How much do you spend drinking in a gentlemen’s club (average $25 per drink, along with tip)? Plus, the door? Oh yeah.​

Let’s hike it up to a competitor lap dance party ($$$$!). How much you spend on the liquor there? Better bring your black AMEX. And the door thrown in? BAMBA.(and no “sex” permitted if you get “itchy” and need a scratchy.​


On the other hand, with Experience, for only $50 you may experience a bar, nightclub, lounge, plus gentlemen’s club on steroids, combined, in addition drink for free.​

Whether or not you get into the “bordello aspect” of Experience is beside de point. But if ya do, we offer the best “cure an itch” the world offers: how cool is all that!? You are allowed more freedom with your “vanilla lap dance type “sex”, or fetish type “sex”, or kinky-couples “sex”, than at any strip club, lap dance event, or fetish party. And that ““intimate” experience” is with the elite looking girls.​


The door fee is $100. Below you will find out how to get in discounted for $50 (or $75) which is preposterously low for all you are getting.​


Experience nightclub & lounge now available at discounted rates! …

Beat the Cock, er, Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee.​

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:​

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"​


VIP ROOMS

Experience presents an entire massive eye-popping second floor of VIP rooms!​

The possible/potential suggested voluntary donations for the delightsome gold rooms and the gratifying silver rooms can be found at ExperienceParty.com​

You may have your own VIP room for the entire night! pre-reserve it now!​

(There are free “rooms” on the main floor that equate to having a turgidly erect goat who has a crush on you, ramming his love wand up yu azz!).​

Daringly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


VVIP

Experience is now open bar! Indeed, we offer the vilest vodka for free for "risk takers". The much more self-loving, self-respecting, and non-suicidal choice is to become a VVIP for only an additional $50 possible voluntary donation (above the door donation). VVIP grants you top-shelf liquor open-bar style! For context: some strip clubs charge $25 per drink; we dive urgently are charging a scant $50: This is the best alcohol bargain in the world! Even more: VVIP's gain privy to the palatial second floor wherein and whereupon you may do lap dances or fetish craze, break away from the crowd, hang out with a chippy-poo, and all that jizzy jazzy jazz. Plus, upstairs, you get access to champagne and strawberries, cheese and hors d'oeuvres, and sexulant hostess service.​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!​


Website: ExperienceParty.com​



BRING IT!


Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?​

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Her soft hands and your hard desires, Experience VIP party, May 25​


All your desires are superbly and supremely met this coming Thursday, May 25, from 8 PM to 2 AM​

RSVP by replying to this newsletter or to the email address stated below.


You desire a young beautiful female to be your girlfriend; you may have that experience at Experience.​


You fancy more “intimacy” than you are allowed to have at any strip club, or lap dance party, or fetish event, in the tri-state area; you may have that experience at Experience. (We grant inalienable freedom that never should’ve been taken away).​


You are partial to be in a lounge where you can lounge around and about sinking into leather couches and chairs, with or without a luscious lovely in your lap, and perhaps mouth-watering mammalian protuberances in your mouth; you may have this experience at Experience.​


You hanker for a nightclub wherein the energy and pulsating music drives through your veins like warm pumping blood, whereafter if you perchance feel an “itch” it may be “scratched”, by a pretty young companion; you may have this experience at Experience.​


You yearn for emotional connection, a true girlfriend eXXXperience, with an Experience sultry Companion, which is natural and healthy, and necessary; you may have this experience at Experience.​


You have a yen for a home away from home where everybody knows your name. Or, divergently, you want to be alone, and remain absolutely anonymous. You may have BOTH of these experiences at Experience.​


You covet conversation about things that you love in life, preferably with a gorgeous young female, though it may be with other gentlemen at our nightclub/lounge/party; you may have either and/or both experience(s) at Experience.​


You thirst for a combination of a lounge and a nightclub and a party that is unique insofar offering unique experiences to tickle your eyes such as: naked lovely young girls on sushi tables, naked hot young girls on roller blades; naked statuesque young girls on skateboards, etc.; you may have these experiences only at Experience.​


You may come to just lounge at our lounge, or club at our nightclub, or party at our party, or, if you’re feeling “itchy”, one of our stunning young females will gleefully “scratch it”. The wonderful thing is that you are in control; there is no pressure, no hassle; if you feel it, do it; if you don’t, don’t; the ball(s) is/are in your court; no matter what Experience is the best experience on the planet.​


You drink for free…. You can drink suicide alcohol at the regular door fee rate. Or you can escalate to VVIP for unlimited top-shelf liquor: more details below...​


Experience nightclub & lounge now available at discounted rates! …

Beat the Cock, er, Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later Birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest Birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee.​

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:​

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"​


VIP ROOMS

Experience presents an entire massive eye-popping second floor of VIP rooms!​

The possible/potential suggested voluntary donations for the delightsome VIP rooms can be found at ExperienceParty.com​

You may have your own VIP room for the entire night! pre-reserve it now!​

(There are free “rooms” on the main floor that equate to having a turgidly erect donkey who has a mad crush on you, ramming his love-wand up yu azz!).​


VVIP

Experience is now open bar! Indeed, we offer the vilest vodka for free for "risk takers". The much more self-loving, self-respecting, and non-suicidal choice is to become a VVIP for only an additional $50 possible voluntary donation (above the door donation). VVIP grants you top-shelf liquor open-bar style! For context: some strip clubs charge $25 per drink; we divergently charge a scant $50: This is the best alcohol bargain in the world! Even more: VVIP's gain privy to the palatial second floor wherein and whereupon you may do lap dances, or fetish daze, break away from the crowd, hang out with a chippy-poo, and all that jizzy jazzy jazz. Plus, upstairs, you get access to champagne and strawberries, cheese and hors d'oeuvres, and sexulant hostess service.​


Boldly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!​


Website: ExperienceParty.com​



BRING IT!


Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?​
 
Her soft hands and your Laurel and Hardy, Experience VIP party, May 25​


All your desires are superbly and supremely met this coming Thursday, May 25, 8 PM to 2 AM​

RSVP to the email address stated below.


You desire a young beautiful female to be your girlfriend; you may have that experience at Experience.​


You fancy more “intimacy” than you are allowed to have at any strip club, or lap dance party, or fetish event, in the tri-state area; you may have that experience at Experience. (We grant inalienable freedom that never should’ve been taken away).​


You are partial to be in a lounge where you can lounge around and about sinking into leather couches and chairs, with or without a luscious lovely in your lap, and perhaps mouth-watering mammalian protuberances in your mouth; you may have this experience at Experience.​


You hanker for a nightclub wherein the energy and pulsating music drives through your veins like warm pumping blood, whereafter if you perchance feel an “itch” it may be “scratched”, by a pretty young companion; you may have this experience at Experience.​


You yearn for emotional connection, a true girlfriend eXXXperience, with an Experience sultry Companion, which is natural and healthy and necessary; you may have this experience at Experience.​


You have a yen for a home away from home where everybody knows your name. Or, divergently, you want to be alone, and remain absolutely anonymous. You may have BOTH of these experiences at Experience.​


You covet conversation about things that you love in life, preferably with a gorgeous young female, though it may be with other gentlemen at our nightclub/lounge/party; you may have either and/or both experience(s) at Experience.​


You thirst for a combination of a lounge and a nightclub and a party that is unique insofar offering unique experiences to tickle your eyes such as: naked lovely young girls on sushi tables, naked hot young girls on roller blades; naked statuesque young girls on skateboards, etc.; you may have these experiences only at Experience.​


You may come to just lounge at our lounge, or club at our nightclub, or party at our party, or, if you’re feeling “itchy”, one of our stunning young females will gleefully “scratch it”. The wonderful thing is that you are in control; there is no pressure, no hassle; if you feel it, do it; if you don’t, don’t; the ball(s) is/are in your court; no matter what Experience is the best experience on the planet.​


You drink for free…. You can drink suicide alcohol at the regular door fee rate. Or you can escalate to VVIP for unlimited top-shelf liquor: more details below...​


Experience nightclub & lounge now available at discounted rates! …

Beat the Cock, er, Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later Birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest Birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee.​

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:​

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"​


VIP ROOMS

Experience presents an entire massive eye-popping second floor of VIP rooms!​

The possible/potential suggested voluntary donations for the delightsome VIP rooms can be found at ExperienceParty.com​

You may have your own VIP room for the entire night! pre-reserve it now!​

(There are free “rooms” on the main floor that equate to having a turgidly erect donkey who has a mad crush on you, ramming his love-wand up yu azz!).​


VVIP

Experience is now open bar! Indeed, we offer the vilest vodka for free for "risk takers". The much more self-loving, self-respecting, and non-suicidal choice is to become a VVIP for only an additional $50 possible voluntary donation (above the door donation). VVIP grants you top-shelf liquor open-bar style! For context: some strip clubs charge $25 per drink; we divergently charge a scant $50: This is the best alcohol bargain in the world! Even more: VVIP's gain privy to the palatial second floor wherein and whereupon you may do lap dances, or fetish daze, break away from the crowd, hang out with a chippy-poo, and all that jizzy jazzy jazz. Plus, upstairs, you get access to champagne and strawberries, cheese and hors d'oeuvres, and sexulant hostess service.​


Boldly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!​


Website: ExperienceParty.com​



BRING IT!


Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?

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Last chance, anti-itch potential nightclub and lounge Experience, May 25​


Let’s forget about the “canoodling”, for the memento.​

In its place, let’s focus on a unique nightclub and lounge (with an optional “canoodling” option) combination, a la Experience…​


Experience Nightclub

Experience is transforming into a nightclub. Moving forward, we want to offer a “Nightclub Experience”, even before the “Girlfriend XXXperience”, (it’s kinda a logical sequence anyways).​

There shall be a sexy female DJ (available for sessions too!) at every night-club experience.​

We are changing the music to be more danceable.​

We encourage more cheek-to-cheek, (whichever cheeks you choose to conjoin {(GRIN)}), dancing. If you are not inclined to wiggle, simply kickback with a cold-one (not a hot-one: HA!), and observe others dance their assas off.​

Free alcoholic & non-alcoholic drinks shall be pouring; a phenomenon not found in any other nightclub.​


Then there is the Lounge Aspect of Experience…​

You may purely lounge around, like at home; the main difference being that Experience has @ 150-200 people, & many of those people are beautiful young females, who, by the by, are available to give you whimsical “sexual” carnality”, if you so desire. You don’t have to have any kind of “canoodling”, by the by; it just nice to know that if you develop an itch, we can scratch it, well. {(SMIRK)}​


Let’s Talk Economics, Money-Professor….​

-1st level ($): Go out drinking to a bar or lounge with your buddies. How much do you usually spend? At least 50 bucks? OK well then think of us as the best bargain-bar/lounge anywhere.​

-Now let’s hike it up ($$) to a nightclub. How much do you drop in a nightclub just drinking? Never mind the door fee included? YupSiree.​

-Now let’s take it up to a strip club ($$$). How much do you spend drinking in a gentlemen’s club (average $25 per drink, along with tip)? Plus, the door? Oh yeah.​

Let’s hike it up to a competitor lap dance party ($$$$!). How much you spend on the liquor there? Better bring your black AMEX. And the door thrown in? BAMBA.(And no “canoodling” permitted if you get “itchy” and need a scratchy.​


On the other hand, with Experience, for only $50 you may experience a bar, nightclub, lounge, plus gentlemen’s club on steroids together, in addition drink for free.​

Whether or not you get into the “bordello aspect” of Experience is beside de point. But if ya do, we offer the best the world offers: how cool is all that!? You are allowed more freedom with your “vanilla lap dance type “canoodling”, or fetish type “canoodling”, or kinky-couples “canoodling”, than at any strip club, lap dance event, or fetish party. And that “sexy” experience is with better looking girls.​


Lounge and Club at Experience Lounge & Night-Club, this Thursday, 8 pm to 2 am.

RSVP by replying to this newsletter or the email address stated below.


The door fee is $100. Below you will find out how to get in discounted for $50 (or $75) which is preposterously low for all you are getting.​


Experience nightclub & lounge now available at discounted rates! …

Beat the Cock, er, Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee.​

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:​

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"​


VVIP

Experience is now open bar! Indeed, we offer the vilest vodka for free for "risk takers". The much more self-loving, self-respecting, and non-suicidal choice is to become a VVIP for only an additional $50 possible voluntary donation (above-the-door donation). VVIP grants you top-shelf liquor open-bar style! For context: some strip clubs charge $25 per drink; we dive urgently are charging a scant $50: This is the best alcohol bargain in the world! Even more: VVIP's gain privy to the palatial second floor wherein and whereupon you may do lap dances or fetish craze, break away from the crowd, hang out with a chippy-poo, and all that jizzy jazzy jazz. Plus, upstairs, you get access to champagne and strawberries, cheese and hors d'oeuvres, and sexulant hostess service.​


VIP ROOMS

Experience presents an entire massive eye-popping second floor of VIP rooms!​

The possible/potential suggested voluntary donations for the delightsome gold rooms and the gratifying silver rooms can be found at ExperienceParty.com​

You may have your own VIP room for the entire night! pre-reserve it now!​

(There are free “rooms” on the main floor that equate to having a turgidly erect goat who has a crush on you, ramming his love wand up yu azz!).​

Daringly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!​


Website: ExperienceParty.com​



BRING IT!


Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?

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Last chance, anti-itch potential nightclub and lounge Experience, May 25​


Let’s forget about the “canoodling”, for the memento.​

In its place, let’s focus on a unique nightclub and lounge (with an optional “canoodling” option) combination, a la Experience…​


Experience Nightclub

Experience is transforming into a nightclub. Moving forward, we want to offer a “Nightclub Experience”, even before the “Girlfriend XXXperience”, (it’s kinda a logical sequence anyways).​

There shall be a sexy female DJ (available for sessions too!) at every night-club experience.​

We are changing the music to be more danceable.​

We encourage more cheek-to-cheek, (whichever cheeks you choose to conjoin {(GRIN)}), dancing. If you are not inclined to wiggle, simply kickback with a cold-one (not a hot-one: HA!), and observe others dance their assas off.​

Free alcoholic & non-alcoholic drinks shall be pouring; a phenomenon not found in any other nightclub.​


Then there is the Lounge Aspect of Experience…​

You may purely lounge around, like at home; the main difference being that Experience has @ 150-200 people, & many of those people are beautiful young females, who, by the by, are available to give you whimsical “sexual” carnality”, if you so desire. You don’t have to have any kind of “canoodling”, by the by; it just nice to know that if you develop an itch, we can scratch it, well. {(SMIRK)}​


Let’s Talk Economics, Money-Professor….​

-1st level ($): Go out drinking to a bar or lounge with your buddies. How much do you usually spend? At least 50 bucks? OK well then think of us as the best bargain-bar/lounge anywhere.​

-Now let’s hike it up ($$) to a nightclub. How much do you drop in a nightclub just drinking? Never mind the door fee included? YupSiree.​

-Now let’s take it up to a strip club ($$$). How much do you spend drinking in a gentlemen’s club (average $25 per drink, along with tip)? Plus, the door? Oh yeah.​

Let’s hike it up to a competitor lap dance party ($$$$!). How much you spend on the liquor there? Better bring your black AMEX. And the door thrown in? BAMBA.(And no “canoodling” permitted if you get “itchy” and need a scratchy.​


On the other hand, with Experience, for only $50 you may experience a bar, nightclub, lounge, plus gentlemen’s club on steroids together, in addition drink for free.​

Whether or not you get into the “bordello aspect” of Experience is beside de point. But if ya do, we offer the best the world offers: how cool is all that!? You are allowed more freedom with your “vanilla lap dance type “canoodling”, or fetish type “canoodling”, or kinky-couples “canoodling”, than at any strip club, lap dance event, or fetish party. And that “sexy” experience is with better looking girls.​


Lounge and Club at Experience Lounge & Night-Club, this Thursday, 8 pm to 2 am.

RSVP by replying to this newsletter or the email address stated below.


The door fee is $100. Below you will find out how to get in discounted for $50 (or $75) which is preposterously low for all you are getting.​


Experience nightclub & lounge now available at discounted rates! …

Beat the Cock, er, Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee.​

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:​

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"​


VVIP

Experience is now open bar! Indeed, we offer the vilest vodka for free for "risk takers". The much more self-loving, self-respecting, and non-suicidal choice is to become a VVIP for only an additional $50 possible voluntary donation (above-the-door donation). VVIP grants you top-shelf liquor open-bar style! For context: some strip clubs charge $25 per drink; we dive urgently are charging a scant $50: This is the best alcohol bargain in the world! Even more: VVIP's gain privy to the palatial second floor wherein and whereupon you may do lap dances or fetish craze, break away from the crowd, hang out with a chippy-poo, and all that jizzy jazzy jazz. Plus, upstairs, you get access to champagne and strawberries, cheese and hors d'oeuvres, and sexulant hostess service.​


VIP ROOMS

Experience presents an entire massive eye-popping second floor of VIP rooms!​

The possible/potential suggested voluntary donations for the delightsome gold rooms and the gratifying silver rooms can be found at ExperienceParty.com​

You may have your own VIP room for the entire night! pre-reserve it now!​

(There are free “rooms” on the main floor that equate to having a turgidly erect goat who has a crush on you, ramming his love wand up yu azz!).​

Daringly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!​


Website: ExperienceParty.com​



BRING IT!


Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?









 
Summer imminent excitement VIP lap dance party, June 1​


Taste smell touch hear see your girlfriend, while doing a bunch of other really cool things, Experience nightclub-lounge VIP lap dance party Thursday, June 1, 8 PM to 2 AM​

RSVP by replying to this newsletter or the email address stated below


We are all feeling it. We are all getting excited. Summer is forth-cumming.​

What to do about ii? Simple…​

Have a few drinks, on us.​

Lounge around on lush leather couches and chairs, with lovely young girls.​

Smoke a cigar and a cigar room filled with smoke and smoky girls.​

Chitchat, network, make connections, make things happen, with the most interesting crowd in New York City, and the prettiest girls of any strip club or lap dance party.​

Go clubbing in our club by dancing or watching yummy girls dance.​

Watch the sensual circus of naked girls on sushi table, naked girl pillow fights, naked girls on roller blades, naked girls on skateboards, you get the funky idea. Better than sitting at home.​

You can see is either as a place to hang with your buddies, or alone, with the precious benefit of precious hotties all over, just in case. Or, go directly into it and choose the girl or girls of your liking and have the time of your life. Better than staying at home.​


Half price discount available for the chief VIP event in the tri-state area- (or 25% off if you dilly dally; or full price which is still the best deal for a life-enhancing experience). …​

Beat the Cock, er, Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee.​

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:​

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"​


Here's another way to save $25: there is a man named Slinky who owns the number one tri-state area adult forum. Just take 1 min. to join his forum and post a positive review of my party you get $25 off at the door. You help me, I help you. Here's a link to the website and thread to post a positive review: https://utopiaguide.pl/forums/index...experienceparty-com-reviews-discussion.59019/

Just show your positive review at the door and you get $25 off. (One-time only).​


Daringly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!​


Website: ExperienceParty.com​



BRING IT!


Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?

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Let her unzip your fly then fly, VIP lap dance hoedown, June 1​


Bars? Yes, but we can do better.​

Lounge (hookah and such)? Pretentious wannabe-cool peeps with too-tight-underwear.​

Nightclubs? Self-annihilation is another option.​

Gentlemen’s clubs? RIP. And, way too expensive drinks. Plus, fugly girls, who have zero class and wrong-type ass. Bowling alleys? That’s a joke,​

right?​

Experience weekly (every Thursday, 8 pm to 2am) – Just right. All the above, without the negatives, capable of giving you the time of your life, every time.​


Next Experience Lap dance, as well kinky fetish welcoming shindig for single gents plus swinky swanky couples, June 1, 8 pm to 2 am​


Half price discount available for the chief VIP event in the tri-state area- (or 25% off if you dilly dally; or full price which is still the best deal for a life-enhancing experience). …​

Beat the Cock, er, Clock

Early Birds: Everybody who enters between the opening time of 8 PM until 10 PM gets in for half-off! That's 50% off! Only 50 Buck-Her-OOS!​

Later birds: Those who enter between 10 PM to 11 PM get 25% off! That means you get in for only 75 Smack-Her-OOS!​

Latest birds: Everybody entering after 11 PM pays the $100 full reasonable door fee.​

In order to get the 50% or 25% off discounts one must mention the discounts at the door, plus, say the magic phrase of the week:​

"Angelico should be the next mayor of New York City!"​


Here's another way to save $25: there is a man named Slinky who owns the number one tri-state area adult forum. Just take 1 min. to join his forum and post a positive review of my party you get $25 off at the door. You help me, I help you. Here's a link to the website and thread to post a positive review: https://utopiaguide.pl/forums/index...experienceparty-com-reviews-discussion.59019/

Just show your positive review at the door and you get $25 off. (One-time only).​


Daringly from Angelico and the angelic-OH Angels who give me a hand, and give you a hand or 2, and other fresh pieces of FLESH, as they BRING IT!​


Experience

The Girlfriend eXXXperience Party!​


Website: ExperienceParty.com​



BRING IT!


Hey Y-O-U: Copyrighted by a bad-ass attorney who IS a BADASS: Do not even think about it. Got it? Yeah?​


 
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