Last time i went to one of these resorts on a bachelor party, i came across a masseuse at a cabana on the beach. It was just $40, it was public beach (tho it has thin curtains) so had to keep shorts on. On the flip, for some reason i gotna massive boner (without use of a pill) and i flirted with her a bit in broken spanglish. When the massage was finished my dick was was still hard as a rock almost like the scene with christina applegate and will ferril in anchorman, “dont act like ur not impressed”.
then she said something to me and i realized she was asking me for my phone number and to meet her after work at the bus stop. I couldn’t believe it.
we ended up taking the bus back to the store to get condoms and the taxi back to her shoddy apartment, we made out w dfk in the cab, and ended up fucking twice, tho i went limp towards the end of the second round.
she sweetly got me a cab back to the resort. Couldn’t believe this happened to me but holy shit the crazy things i did in my 20s…