Denmark anyone?

#2
I'm very happy to be able to help you out, Monk.

From their "Menu" page:

"Svensk (med hånden)" -- you get a handjob from a guy named Sven

"Spansk (mellem brysterne)" -- Sven will spank you after putting Brylcream on a canteloupe

"Pigeonani (pigen leger med sig selv)" -- Gential sex with a pig. A guy name Sig holds the pig down.

"Fransk (oralsex til dig eller pigen)" -- You can watch a guy named Frank give a pig a blow job.

"Luksusfransk (oralsex , tungen går på opdagelse på kugler og skaft)" -- You can watch as Frank pretends to give a blow job to a statue of Richard Roundtree made of noodle pudding

"Luksusdansk (samleje i forskellige stillinger)" -- Same, except the statue is of Johnny Depp

"Gensidig fransk (gensidig oralsex)" -- Frank will blow you!

Gensidig luksusfransk (oralsex til dig, tungen går på opdagelse på kugler og skaft, samt oralsex til pigen) -- Now the pig is giving the blow job to the noodle pudding statue of Richard Roundtree

Fransk & luksusdansk (oralsex til dig eller pigen og samleje i forskellige stillinger) -- Frank and the pig blow the noodle pudding statute of Johnny Depp

Luksusfransk & luksusdansk (oralsex , tungen går på opdagelse på kugler og skaft samt samleje i forskellige stillinger) -- Both the statues of Richard Roundtree AND Johnny Depp


Gensidig fransk & luksusdansk (oralsex til dig og pigen , samt samleje i forskellige) -- The pig will give you a blow job and then circumsize you

Gensidig fransk (luksusfransk) & dansk (oralsex til dig, tungen går på afveje på kugler og skaft, oralsex til pigen, samt samleje i forskellige stillinger) -- The pig will give you a blow job and then circumsize the statue of Johnny Depp

Fransk, luksusdansk & spansk (oralsex til dig eller pigen, samleje i forskellige stillinger, samt mellem brysterne) -- It's hard for me to understand what role the canteloupe smeared with Brylcream plays in all this

Luksusfransk, dansk & spansk (oralsex til dig, tungen går på opdagelse på kugler og skaft, eller oralsex til pigen, samleje i forskellige stillinger, samt mellem brysterne) -- The pig is getting tired.

Pirringsbondage (fræk pirrende bondage til dig) -- Something having to do with bondage and smoked fish.

Græsk (analsex til pigen) -- You get to fuck the pig in butt.*

* Unfortunately, as any butcher will tell you, a pork butt is the shoulder.

Græsk & fransk (analsex til pige samt oralsex til dig eller pigen) --
You get to fuck the pig in the butt while another pig gives Frank a blow job.

Græsk & luksusfransk (analsex til pige samt oralsex til dig, tungen går på afveje på kugler og skaft) -- You fuck the pig in the butt while eating lutefisk.

Græsk & luksusdansk (analsex til pigen samt samleje i forskellige stillinger) -- You've already had enough, so you don't want to know.

Have a great trip!
 

Slinky Bender

The All Powerful Moderator
#6
Translations:

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Swedish ( by hånden ) 500,- kr.
Spanish ( between the tits ) 500,- kr.
Pigeonani ( the bird plays by themselves ) 500,- kr.
French oralsex to yourself or the bird ) 500,- kr.
Luksusfransk oralsex , the tongue går på discovery på balls and afford ) 600,- kr.
Luksusdansk ( intercourse to various jobs ) 600,- kr. Mutually french ( mutually oralsex ) 700,- kr.
Mutually luksusfransk oralsex to yourself , the tongue går på discovery på balls and afford , and oralsex to the bird ) 800,- kr.
 

Slinky Bender

The All Powerful Moderator
#7
Mutual French luksusdansk (oralsex to you and girl and Intercourse in various) 800,-
kroner
mutual French (luksusfransk) English (oralsex to you, the tongue go astray on bullets and stem, oralsex to girl, as well as Intercourse in various posts) 900,- kroner
French, luksusdansk Spanish (oralsex to you or girl, Intercourse in various posts, and between brysterne) 800,- kr.
 

Slinky Bender

The All Powerful Moderator
#8
Luksusfransk, Danish Spanish (oralsex to you, the tongue is the discovery of bullets and stem, or oralsex to girl, Intercourse in various posts, and between brysterne) 900,- kroner
Pirringsbondage (courage pirrende Bondage to you) From 800,- kroner
Greek (Raped to girl) From 900,- kroner
Greek French (Raped the girl and oralsex to you or girl) 1000,- kr. Greek luksusfransk (Raped the girl and oralsex to you, the tongue go astray on bullets and stem) 1100,- kr. Greek luksusdansk (Raped the girl and Intercourse in various posts) 1000,- kr.
1/2 hour (massage, pigeonani, luksusdansk, French, luksusfransk, Spanish, Swedish. Opportunity for more udløsninger) 1000,- DKK
3/4 hour (massage, pigeonani, luksusdansk, French, luksusfransk, Spanish, Swedish.
 
#10
Luksusfransk, Danish Spanish (oralsex to you, the tongue is the discovery of bullets and stem, or oralsex to girl, Intercourse in various posts, and between brysterne) 900,- kroner
Pirringsbondage (courage pirrende Bondage to you) From 800,- kroner
Greek (Raped to girl) From 900,- kroner
Greek French (Raped the girl and oralsex to you or girl) 1000,- kr. Greek luksusfransk (Raped the girl and oralsex to you, the tongue go astray on bullets and stem) 1100,- kr. Greek luksusdansk (Raped the girl and Intercourse in various posts) 1000,- kr.
1/2 hour (massage, pigeonani, luksusdansk, French, luksusfransk, Spanish, Swedish. Opportunity for more udløsninger) 1000,- DKK
3/4 hour (massage, pigeonani, luksusdansk, French, luksusfransk, Spanish, Swedish.
Pretty good rates, Sven! (I love "the tongue is the discovery of bullets and stem" —*that cracked me up. I'll have to figure out how to slip that line into casual conversation.)
 
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