Crystal Cafe Farmingdale

Omg

Well I was home doing nothing so I decided to reconnoiter this place to see what all the hoopla was about. I entered and it was very dark and for good reason, I was immediately beseeched upon by what I believed to have been a troll. Having always thought they were fictional characters they obviously do exist at the Crystal Cafe. I quickly dispatched it and looked around the room and saw what could have been, although I'm not sure 4 or 5 other "women". Sadly, the troll had them all beat in the looks department so I turned around and got the hell out before I caught something incurable. Steve I'm surprised at you.
 

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Some day I will learn to post ISO's in the proper
use to always do the lunch stop at the LI clubs - 2 beers and sandwich and tip for waitress and a few bucks to whoever was dancing as I left - $20
 
I know exiled ... but if you read my post #234 I have decided that the women here are mostly under my low standards. This place is hit or miss. There are a couple that are hot and and a couple which are decent. Look ... you get what you pay for.
 
i cant eat in a strip club, just weird
but you'll let over the hill women with unkown hygiene/health who solicit sex and indiscriminately blow strangers sans condoms, plus encourage finishing in their mouth, get within an earshot of you? at least you're consistent

I'd stick with the sandwhich and skip the overpriced at any price bj, but that's just me. You at least know the dancers aren't making the sammiches
 
Stopped in here for the first time on Friday afternoon. I walked in and was immediately greeted (accosted, rather) by Yanna the tall, older Russian with short hair. Sat down at the bar and had a drink with her. She was gettin’ her grope on while giving me a lap dance at the bar, then hits me up for a dance in the back. Tries to get me to buy two dances but, thanks to you guys, I knew one plus a little tip to the bartender was sufficient. She then quotes me a price list. She wanted 60 or 80 for a bj. Told her the bj sounded good, but 40 was all I had. She agreed, and we were off to the races with her saying something to the effect of “you give me more next time”. Right, absolutely, sure, you betcha . . . next time.

We go to the back and I sit down on the couch in the dance area. She gets down on her knees in front of me, unzips my pants and pulls out my dick, then reaches into her bag for a condom. I tell her that’s no fun, and with little hesitation she agrees to bbbj. After a few minutes of this she reaches into her bag and pulls out some lube, presumably for a Russian finish. Told her I wanted cim. Didn’t seem like she was going for it until I offered to buy her another drink after to wash it down. Sold. I let go with a big one in her mouth, and she promptly spits it out in the corner on the floor. My little contribution to the Crystal Cafe gene pool.

Back at the bar I buy her the mouthwash as promised, and I have a beer while she’s asking me all kinds of questions. What is she, ex-KGB or something? Finished my beer, hit the road.

The place is a bit of a dump and some of the girls there looked a little beastly. However, it’s the knowledge of a quick and easy bbbjcim that will have me returning. Nothing wrong with the low-hanging fruit sometimes.
 
You got it Iron Balls ... but there are a couple of less aggressive girls in there that are younger and more attractive that get pushed aside by the older broads. I want to try them out one of these days. I still love Anna the Brazilian. She just does it for me.
 
Hi all. first post I hope I don't screw it up. Haven't been here for a long time but started working not to far from here. Decided I needed a lunch time lap dance. Walk in about 1:30 and was attacked by Magnolia. I couldn't grab a drink and her hands were all over me asking me to take her to for a lap dance. At this point the other head was doing the thinking. Went back and she asked if I wanted FS. I told her I didn't like covers and she responded with that could arrainged. I told her no thanks. She gave me a good bbbj with cim. After we where finished she said that she was into out service as well. Not sure about that. I saw a few other dancers roaming around but it seem to be really dark in there. If I am having a bad day I probably will return and see someone else.

peace
 
Popped in today. No Anya but Magnolia was busy with some dude in a suit. She was going nutty so maybe he was tipping heavy. He was being a little too greedy and took up way too much of her time. Why is he talking to her AFTER the LD??? C'Mon ... fess up ... was it one of you guys? Listen .... after you are "done" leave and let someone else have some fun. It got late and I left. Too many of the girls were not interested in making money today. There was a nice girl names Moira who talked to me butthen left to smoke. I guess she didn't want my money. Fuck her anyway.

This place is just too hit or miss. I also got a good look at Magnolia. Nice enough .... just ... well ... ugh.
 
No Anya but Magnolia was busy with some dude in a suit. She was going nutty so maybe he was tipping heavy. He was being a little too greedy and took up way too much of her time. Why is he talking to her AFTER the LD??? C'Mon ... fess up ... was it one of you guys?
Sorry Steve, I confess, that was me with Magnolia this afternoon with the brown suit, drinking a Corona, sitting mid-bar with her to my left side. She was indeed going pretty nutty, but I wasn’t tipping her at all other than $40 for the “lap dance” and I bought her 2 drinks (1 before, 1 after). I felt like having a beer after the lap dance, and she just stuck around with me. If I had to guess why, I’d say it wasn’t because I bought her the 2nd drink. It was so that she could try the hard sell for an OTC encounter at the Hollywood down the road. Didn’t intend at all to monopolize her. Please excuse the new guy faux pas. Steve, if you spot me there again, introduce yourself and I’ll buy you a drink to make up for fucking up your afternoon plan.

Went in there today for the purpose of trying her out, and to compare her with Yana who I had sampled almost 2 weeks ago. The place was pretty quiet when I walked in, and Magnolia approached me shortly after I sat down. Within 30 seconds of meeting her, I’m getting a handie from her at the bar and hearing all about her passion for cock (it seems there’s not an orifice of hers that she doesn’t want one in).

Instead of the blow-by-blow, I’ll just report some general observations. Yana gives the better bbbj. Magnolia was kinda toothy. Also she’s a bit too kissy. I could especially do without a kiss on the lips just after unloading in her mouth. She’s got a very decent body, nicely curved and quite serviceable. Aftermarket parts, although she claims she’s all OEM. I think she’s nuts and probably gives a wild fuck in a private setting (anyone care to admit to take out with her?). While at the bar, she takes my hand and puts it down the front of her panties for me to explore a little. After 5 – 10 minutes of her jerking me off and talking dirty with each other at the bar, she does it again but this time she’s completely hot and wet down there (could it be she actually does get off by stroking cock and talking about getting fucked in the ass?). I told her she needed to cool her pussy down with an ice cube from her drink, which she actually did for me there at the bar. The look on her face and the screeches she let out when the ice cube went in were absolutely priceless!

Something about her, though, had me feeling soiled after I left. I actually stopped at a nearby gas station, went into the bathroom and applied a generous amount of Purell hand sanitizer to my special purpose.

For some reason I’m now a little less inclined to return as I was after my first visit there. Nevertheless I’ll probably be back. Why? Because it’s there.
 
Sorry Steve, I confess, that was me with Magnolia this afternoon with the brown suit, drinking a Corona, sitting mid-bar with her to my left side. She was indeed going pretty nutty, but I wasn’t tipping her at all other than $40 for the “lap dance” and I bought her 2 drinks (1 before, 1 after). I felt like having a beer after the lap dance, and she just stuck around with me. If I had to guess why, I’d say it wasn’t because I bought her the 2nd drink. It was so that she could try the hard sell for an OTC encounter at the Hollywood down the road. Didn’t intend at all to monopolize her. Please excuse the new guy faux pas. Steve, if you spot me there again, introduce yourself and I’ll buy you a drink to make up for fucking up your afternoon plan.

Went in there today for the purpose of trying her out, and to compare her with Yana who I had sampled almost 2 weeks ago. The place was pretty quiet when I walked in, and Magnolia approached me shortly after I sat down. Within 30 seconds of meeting her, I’m getting a handie from her at the bar and hearing all about her passion for cock (it seems there’s not an orifice of hers that she doesn’t want one in).

Instead of the blow-by-blow, I’ll just report some general observations. Yana gives the better bbbj. Magnolia was kinda toothy. Also she’s a bit too kissy. I could especially do without a kiss on the lips just after unloading in her mouth. She’s got a very decent body, nicely curved and quite serviceable. Aftermarket parts, although she claims she’s all OEM. I think she’s nuts and probably gives a wild fuck in a private setting (anyone care to admit to take out with her?). While at the bar, she takes my hand and puts it down the front of her panties for me to explore a little. After 5 – 10 minutes of her jerking me off and talking dirty with each other at the bar, she does it again but this time she’s completely hot and wet down there (could it be she actually does get off by stroking cock and talking about getting fucked in the ass?). I told her she needed to cool her pussy down with an ice cube from her drink, which she actually did for me there at the bar. The look on her face and the screeches she let out when the ice cube went in were absolutely priceless!

Something about her, though, had me feeling soiled after I left. I actually stopped at a nearby gas station, went into the bathroom and applied a generous amount of Purell hand sanitizer to my special purpose.

For some reason I’m now a little less inclined to return as I was after my first visit there. Nevertheless I’ll probably be back. Why? Because it’s there.
Great review of your trip to the CC.
 
No prob Iron Balls. I was in the red shirt to your right. I know that feeling you speak of. Magnolia does know her way around dick though. There were some other options there and I would like to try them out. It is probably better to get there a bit earlier than I did. My timing was just a little bit off. I would love to know if anyone has gotten take out with Magnolia.
 
My turn

I was in the area and gave it a whirl. I saw an old russian dance from shady's al days that did f/s (short hair, cougar type). Soooo...didn't go after magnolia, but 2 dances with 5 dollar tip to Maria, BARTENDER. f/s reverse cowgirl. It was horrible, completely rushed!!!! she was better at shady's al. won't be back
 
That was Anya Or Yana ...whichever. She is somewhat rushed and although the job gets done and for cheap ... It just isn't worth it.

I actually had some time today but I am pretty much out of decent places to go to. It might be time to check out new places, Sometimes you find diamonds in the rough! I haven't been to Blush in a while and it is right by my office. Might be worth investigating!
 
I hate this place. I don't understand what you guys all see in this place. Apparently I must have much more restraint than you guys because when I went into Crystal Cafe I was very hesitant to touch the girls, nonetheless get f/s. To each their own, I will not be back again though.
LISteve - Blush has some very pretty girls, but there is no mileage there at all. Oddly enough it is 5 mins from my office too. You are better off going to Oasis. Although they have become much more stricter within the last year or so as well.
 
That was Anya Or Yana ...whichever. She is somewhat rushed and although the job gets done and for cheap ... It just isn't worth it.

I actually had some time today but I am pretty much out of decent places to go to. It might be time to check out new places, Sometimes you find diamonds in the rough! I haven't been to Blush in a while and it is right by my office. Might be worth investigating!
she wasn't like that at shady's
 
wow...I am old....but less fluffier

the last time I was at Crystal Cafe, the bouncer regularly walked over the the LD room. Which at that time was all the way to the right when you walk in and was wide open.

there was one smokin latino, nice big bloated ones, got a ld and thats all and when she started talking about her husband, I was like WTF? anyway, I cant wait to go back now and try it. Maybe at the time I was pushing 360 lbs.

anyway all I remember is her perfume and it seems to be or was a stripper regular sent. Damn it smells good...and know it isn't fresh jism juice guys... had to beat ya to it.

Hey for a newbie, Im seemingly hanging in there!!!


OH FYI, my last visit was early 20004 or 2005?


ROT
 
You got to get there early before the bouncer shows up. Get there before 5. All you have to do is walk in and you will have to fight them off. Good luck.
 
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