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Originally posted by alterego
DATY isn't nearly as much fun with a provider. Even if they let you do it at all, they're usually antsy to get to work themselves and give you the 'signal' to come up pretty quickly.

I seem to get alot of girls who want me to keep going. Maybe they're doing it to lessen the time of the FS portion?
 
Originally posted by PetiteFantasy
Æ, not all girls enjoy being gone down on (ooh, that's an awkward turn of phrase). For example, I discourage everyone from going on down me, girls, guys, paid, unpaid; I just don't like it. I have talked to quite a few guys and girls about this, and as it turns out, while I'm not certainly not the norm, it's not heart-stoppingly weird that I don't enjoy it.
What about just a few licks?:)
 
Originally posted by justlooking

So that leaves us with the situation where I'm giving the prostitute oral sex, and she's getting all hot and bothered (or pretending to -- I can't know), and then all I get is some covered BJ that feels like absolutely nothing to me, so then we move onto covered genital sex that, to be honest, doesn't feel a whole heck of a lot better from my perspective, but she's all wet and stuff and obviously wanting to come (or pretending to -- I can't know), and without the BBBJ to get me started I'm not feeling very stimulated at all, and the pressure is building and I'm not feeling anything, and we're even positioning ourselves to maximize her stimulation rather than mine, and . . . .

You can see that what I'm getting just doesn't turn out to be "great sex" for me.
Doctor: So, what brings you here today?

Bill F: Doc, I want some viagra!

Doc: Viagra? Why would a young guy like you need that?

Bill F: Some of the hookers I see won't give me BBBJs and CBJs don't get my dick hard enough.
 

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I had to open my big mouth.......
Originally posted by h. von bingen
note the parenthetical.

btw, since i now live with hombre we have very little sex. i expect to stop completely when we get married. (can't ever say i don't make a good wife.)

well get married already, dammit!!!

I'd like to see hombre posting/reviewing again...
 

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homo economicus
Originally posted by justlooking
In a way, you might say that my giving her oral made it even worse for me.
I bet a lot of our disagreement over this has to do with differences between what goes on after we've started having vaginal intercourse.
 
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Originally posted by PetiteFantasy
It's not just about cheap thrills, it's the thrill of finding something really wonderful for cheap.
I think in the case of ASSCon that really isn't the case.

(Others probably differ.)
 
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Originally posted by justlooking
I think in the case of ASSCon that really isn't the case.

(Others probably differ.)
Deleted. Stupidly inflammatory to the AssCon set.
 
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Can't slam ASSCon. ASSCon's fun.*
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It's "ASSCon", not "AssCon". It arose out of ASSC or alt.sex.strip-clubs, the usenet newsgroup devoted to strip clubs.
 
In my whoring salad days I'd have been on ASSCon like white on rice.

There are great positives and hysterical negatives about all aspects of . . . . this thing of ours.
 
Originally posted by alterego
DATY isn't nearly as much fun with a provider. Even if they let you do it at all, they're usually antsy to get to work themselves and give you the 'signal' to come up pretty quickly.
Man, you've been seeing the wrong girls. (Or else, you don't know what you're doing down there!)
 
Originally posted by Monk
Man, you've been seeing the wrong girls. (Or else, you don't know what you're doing down there!)
I think it's the last few providers I've seen.

I've got the same complaint about kissing.

But I've never had either problem with civilians.

æ
 
Originally posted by h. von bingen
i thought asscon was short for ass convention (i swear).
And if you want to be really tediously pedantic about it, the current semi-weekly parties aren't ASSCons. They're something called "Club ASSC", which grew out of the last few NYC ASSCons.
 
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