Centereach bodyrub - 2539 Middle County Road, Centereach

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I wish there was a new thread for this location.
Pleased to provide one for you. Mods, if you disagree, feel free to rename this thread.

utopia guide review: Andrea 631-258-6136
Seems like every other ad in certain corners of the interwebz is for one girl or another at this location. For the most part they seem to be younger, diverse, and in good shape. I've wanted to give this spot a shot since I saw Jenna's ad (missed my chance with her, she's gone) but comments in various reviews across the half dozen threads or so we have for talent at this location deterred me. Had a free afternoon a couple weeks ago and felt like a bodyrub. After a couple hours of frustration trying to find someone, I said fuck it and went with "Greek-American" Andrea as I really liked the picture I've attached below. Meeting was arranged via text and she was pleasant and friendly in doing so.

Location is off middle country smack in between nicoll's and 347. It's not exactly a discrete location but as it's an office building with multiple tenants, there can be legitimate reasons to be there. Inside is rather cramped and exactly as how roger described in Holly's thread. That being said the actual room I was put in was more than suitable. I was surprised by Andrea - not in a bad way, but just surprised as she had very striking features that I didn't expect to see in a Greek woman - perhaps illustrating my lack of experience with that culture in general. She -is- Greek, and we talked for a while about our love for the Mediterranean dishes our cultures share, but my first impression was she was Persian or perhaps a Romani (at the risk of insulting her if she isn't, not my intention!). Certainly a beautiful woman with striking red lips and a big smile. Lithe body, strong legs, flat and toned stomach. Bet she's a firecracker in the bedroom. Her pictures are accurate, but she's not as small as you might expect her to be. On to business. Body rub was good, again more like a real massage than sensual or erotic touching. She encouraged my hands to caress her legs. I was hesitant to roam much, perhaps I'm too polite for my own good. She was not nude, but wore a garter belt and perhaps a corset. After a bit came some rather firm soft touch and the flip. I asked if anything else were available but got what seems to be a standard "oh no honey, only hands here." HR was enjoyable, if a bit too hard and fast for my liking. She made what I can only call porn star faces while doing it though. That was cute.

Damage was 160 for hh (200 for hr). Pretty sure I didn't leave a tip as when I went outside of the room with the thought to give one to her a couple other girls were there and it was awkward. She didn't seem to mind though from her texts after. On a negative note, I was in my car 25 minutes after walking in the door. Add in talking and changing, I'd say I was on the table for no more than 15 minutes. I think I'd almost prefer a running timer than feeling like I didn't get the time I paid for.

Regardless, would repeat at least once more in an effort to see if my mileage might vary ;> That and at the end of the day she was fun to talk to.

Cheers and have fun!

Also available here:
Rossi 631-402-2483
Chloe 631-300-9228
Holly 631-245-5783
Tania 929-207-9778
Morgan 631-268-5223
Jasmine 347-670-2896

Not sure if Gigi and Rosalie still work here.

Probably should have just posted this in Billy's jasmine thread that I just found and linked as it includes the address of this place. I got no problem if you want to move this, mods.
 

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Unfortunately, Tania appears to be long gone. She posted a few ads in early April, but none since. I texted her about her availability and she responded with "tomorrow". I texted her again the next day and she never responded. Hasn't posted an ad since.
 
#5
You forgot a few of the other talent:
Crystal: 631-619-3815
Lily: 347-566-4873
Rossi also goes by Rosalie
Nina: 267-685-9281

I have not had the time to post a review on Nina.
 
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Hmmm....I forgot about Crystal, saw Lily's ad later that day, did mention Rossi, and didn't know Nina was there. These girls come and go pretty quickly as @Hollander noted. Too bad, I met Tania on my way out and she was damn near a 10 face and body wise - and that's coming from someone who isn't generally attracted to WOC.

Anyway, I think the rule of thumb here is we can't post who's available unless it's in the context of a review as then we're basically advertising for the business. That's why I didn't add who else was available after my initial post. We can, however, ask if anyone has seen them.
 
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Utopiaguide Review

Tania: 929-207-9778

Tania is still at the Centereach location. To give a quick abstract: I took the hh for 180 all in, she's smoking with a hard body, her service was lackluster and potentially rushed, and I would absolutely not repeat.

I made an appointment with ease for a hh appointment at the location mentioned above. I assumed it was the same 160/200 price scale, but I learned that Tania charges 20 more than that usual standard, so 180/220.

I got to the location and got comfortable and she came in. I will say she is very attractive. She is very fit and has the abs to show for it. Her breasts are likely augmented, theres a goodvchance there is some butt work at hand, but she may just have one fit butt. All things considered she is definitely nice to look at. There ends my compliments. I was there for a half so she started quick with the rub with no sensual teasing. At one point, while on my stomach, she reached between my legs and did an almost painful jackhammer on lil johnson. The flip came quickly and she drove right in. She pulled down her little mesh lingerie top (leaving bottom portion on) and allowed touching of her breasts. No sucking, no touching the kitty (inside or out). Her skills at the hj itself was severely lacking. She is an advocate of the jackhammer technique. After some coaching it got a little better, but not by much. I wouldn't repeat.


To clarify, no sucking on her breasts and no touching the kitty in any form.
 

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Utopiaguide Review

Tania: 929-207-9778

Tania is still at the Centereach location. To give a quick abstract: I took the hh for 180 all in, she's smoking with a hard body, her service was lackluster and potentially rushed, and I would absolutely not repeat.

I made an appointment with ease for a hh appointment at the location mentioned above. I assumed it was the same 160/200 price scale, but I learned that Tania charges 20 more than that usual standard, so 180/220.

I got to the location and got comfortable and she came in. I will say she is very attractive. She is very fit and has the abs to show for it. Her breasts are likely augmented, theres a goodvchance there is some butt work at hand, but she may just have one fit butt. All things considered she is definitely nice to look at. There ends my compliments. I was there for a half so she started quick with the rub with no sensual teasing. At one point, while on my stomach, she reached between my legs and did an almost painful jackhammer on lil johnson. The flip came quickly and she drove right in. She pulled down her little mesh lingerie top (leaving bottom portion on) and allowed touching of her breasts. No sucking, no touching the kitty (inside or out). Her skills at the hj itself was severely lacking. She is an advocate of the jackhammer technique. After some coaching it got a little better, but not by much. I wouldn't repeat.


To clarify, no sucking on her breasts and no touching the kitty in any form.
Thanks!
 
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I saw Tania yesterday Friday 3rd. What a body. Love gorgeous hot Colombian women.
I took 30 min = 180 to test her out. She wears heels, hot lingerie outfit and makeup with red lipstick. She’s 27 and lives NYC.
Once I put my eyes back in sockets I laid facedown. She started on my back with light oil.
I always ask questions to warm up Latinas and she speaks clearly. Told me her nude extras and touching for 100. I know I overpaid but she allowed me to suck those awesome tits which turned her on along with petting her clit through skimpy panties. She was wet. Light spanking too.
After like 5 minutes I was getting hard and she started rubbing. Had to slow her down. Asked bout daty she said next time.
She got on top talking sexy and rubbing. I asked her to bounce on top and rub against me which made her orgasm. She took one lick on jr only which is etched in my mind.
She finished encouraging me to cum on her tits. Took only ~20 min cause she is hot.

She cleaned me off and told me she’s only on LI 1-2 days a week. No takeout. I tried.

I’m going back to see if 2-3 visits means more. Any position with her must be thrilling. She took a selfie with my cell for me to remember. How could forget?
 
#13
Seems like every other ad in scrolling parts of the innertubes is for a girl at this spot. For the most part they seem to be younger (23 to 32), and in athletic shape. More recently, the age has increased to (32 to 42), and their shapes have been curvy, and very professional and not friendly at all (read DMV business). As with most of my reviews, I use a lot of literary examples, so this is a pleasant reminder.

I have visited this spot when other talent was there but have kept this location off of my rotation because of prior poor attitudes of some talent, various reviews across the threads or so we have and the general disinterest the manager has for the overall experience of the guests. I wanted an evening nightcap and felt trying some of the new faces. The location is now only allowing two talent per shift to work at a time, reducing the over crowdedness from before. I ran across someone that made Huntington Sophia look like dehydrated chicken dinner from KFC. I am still a fan of Huntington Sophia but god damn, this cali-girl, or beach-bunny Bella (femin) makes me second guessed why I did not try sooner. Meeting was arranged via a two-step text process and she was friendly and cordial in dealing. She is not new to breaking men’s hearts and rapidly-as needed dispensing balancing energy. As reviews have mentioned before, location is off middle country smack in between mixed commercial Linford products. It’s not exactly discrete if the neighbors are having choral. There can be legitimate reasons to be there. Inside is rather cramped. Thankfully, the occupants removed the wall divider (as mentioned in a prior thread) and limit the volume on the TV. Now you will hear 1990s doctor waiting room music, that smoothing sound of rain just before you get your procedure done. That being said the actual room was organized nicely with new furniture and mirrors, more than suitable for the occasion. I was surprised by Bella, 23-year-old, spinner, 34C, 5’4, maybe 110. Half between Hollywood Fast and Furious meets well known supermodel that had an edger side, like a 1995 Angelina Jolie movie. She has without a doubt promoted some VHS productions or bused around some cups of cranberry juice. From first impression, I thought she would be Persian or polish, but her tan seemed more Guatemalan. We talked for a while of where we were from, our love for beaches and the craziness of big towns. Certainly, a beautiful woman who knows she has good looks uses that a strong barrier. Her flat stomach and toned gluteal muscle are definitely a part of the package. Bet she's a firecracker in the bedroom as she is a woman who is more of a dom. in the bedroom. (I will explain in a second). Her pictures are accurate, but not as recent as you might expect them to be.

She asks for the donation and steps out briefly to give the manager the house.

She comes back in asking what kind of music do you like?

Culinary lexicon by way of music. An entrée usually is a starter course followed by the main meal. On to business. Lay like a dead duck with thoughts of roast, tender and juicy meat, crispy from the afternoon sun with a balsamic glaze. By no means of a professional massage, just short and sensual touching. I cross my arms around my head like the wings of burnt turkey and at the corner of my eye, I see her remove her intimate agent provocateur top. She wanted me to notice her body. Crazy right! You don’t give a beautiful girl attention and she wants it even more. She makes a circling motion on my lower back and flipper. She encouraged my hands to caress her legs and lower back. She was not nude but wore thong and a garter belt. After a bit came some rather firm soft touch near junior. As when I visit new locations, I add some purple magic to the experience and see how frustrated one might get. I’m blessed as a thick guy and she joked so do you blast only by Mambo number five or a John Legend Tonight song. I tried to do my best Hank Moody impression, you know, an esteemed but erratic writer who frequently becomes embroiled in bizarre and some cases, scandalous situations. This joke ended with good will hunting diner scene as she said maybe when she gets back from her business trip. She stressed that I had her number. HR was enjoyable, two handed at times. She joined on the mat a few times for easy access. She made a few sounds when I started to explore further. She stopped me with a question and then proceeded. It was cute. She allowed digit insert and rubbing. She enjoyed herself as without notice I had a mouthful of the twins and enjoyed side articulation. Damage was 160 for hh, (200 for hr). Pretty sure, money was just money there. When I went outside of the room, there was another talent there waiting, we made eye contact and then she turned her head to forget that she made eye contact. I’d say I was on the table for 35 minutes. Her phone started to cricket. She joked it was a group-chat, but I was didn’t believe her.

Regardless, I would repeat at least once more in an effort to see if there was truly mileage might vary with this character that would be described as intelligent, literate, lusty, and deals with us fine folk.

It's like sugar; you don't want to overdose on it.
 
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I saw Lily last week, super smoking hot young girl 10/10 on looks
Personality was good 9/10.
Attitude once the flip came was a different story. Opted for the half, 160. Some what decent massage laying down. She has strong hands. And a toned body as my hands reached down. After the flip, she started off on me, and as my hands wandered she kept moving back, saying you cant do that, your not allowed, etc etc. Then she would look away at the clock counting down the minutes. Total buzz kill, and ruined the mood. Hence, she was not able to get me off and even said to me, "I have to help her out".
I could have gone down the street to my usual licensed amp and gotten better service for half the money with a HE and a smile.
 
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Utopia guide review: Nina 267-685-9281

Seems like every rainy day, I start to scroll through certain corners of the web that include one girl or another at this location. For the most part they are very business; younger, diverse, and mostly in good shape. I have wanted to give this spot a visit since I saw Valentina. Had a free afternoon a week or two ago and felt like I needed a bodyrub for my arthritis. After a quick scroll trying to find someone a bit more diverse than the greek or italian, thai variety I stumbled upon Nina. Meeting was two step and quick and pleasant.

As previously mentioned the location is off middle country between this and that. (I didn’t want to repeat what was already mentioned) Inside is rather cramped but spacious if one would hire an interior designer. I was placed in a suitable room with doors and heat. I was delighted by Nina, a solid indian figure with 34DD, (24-26), 5’6, 150, strong muscle tone with a few extra pounds near middle -- not in a bad way but not my first choice. However, there was instant chemistry and it was tangible (I will explain in a minute). She started with pleasantries and wanted to gauge interest to how fancy this experience might be. She seemed like she was a bit more open - almost nympho and wanted to share her opinions if you know what I mean. Remember it's an equal experience folks. We talked about the caste system and that was it, she was primed and ready. Certainly a beautiful woman with striking arm muscles and assets with stunning eyes. Her pictures are accurate but not as small as you might expect her to be. Body rub was decent, not at good as others, but with nails like that, it is impossible to require anything too special. She encouraged my hands to caress her legs. I was not hesitant at all once she winked. She was not nude, but wore a red garter belt, matching corset and lace robe. After a bit came some soft touch and the flip. But with this flip, she asked me to sit up, and used her nails and worked from the shoulders down to add a sensual dimension. I did not ask if there any other options, I just went with the moment and met her hands with mine and moved closer together. After testing the waters which were almost the flood that took out Noah, I flipped the script and asked if she could lay on the table. From there, I did what she should have done at the beginning and did soft touch. That lead to DATY and she started to push my head in deeper with her legs. After I felt her pop, I asked if it was my turn and we reversed places, and she gave a nice HR and kiss to finish. It was cute. HR was enjoyable. Damage was 160 hh. Pretty sure I did not tip went outside the room. She meant me half-way and gave a passionate side hug.

This place has some earners and some winners. She was fun. Run a mile and it very well might vary. Depends on chemistry and confidence. Cheers and have fun.
 
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Utopia guide review: Lily 347-566-4873

Made an appointment to start the week with a galactic blast. The preverbal starting the week in style, a few weeks ago, with a bang. Still looking through those manual stuff, like a technician. Saw Lily— service was lackluster, purposefully rushed, mechanical, borderline sore at the end and I would absolutely not repeat.

I made an appointment with ease as the location has been mentioned before. Not withstanding the busted and oh so dirty white E350 van in the lot and the barking german shepherd, same 160/200 as before plus any in session upgrading.

I got to the location and was pleasantly pleased with the limited number of peeps in the waiting area this time, got comfortable and she came in after addressing the fee. She is 23, 4’9, 115, 34C, right and tight in the right places. Her breasts are likely augmented. Pleasant on the eyes.

Prior to the start of the sensual teasing, she did a gimmicky breathing exercises and placed my hand on her chest. This lasted five minutes. After that she oiled up and went to town with a quick rub with no sensual teasing or pushing. She seemed to be mentally removed and not attentive. The flip cams quickly and she held on like she was waiting for a water rescue. She pulled down her little black dress top, leaving her bottom portion on, and allowed touching of her breasts and would not allow any other roaming.
No sucking, no touching the kitty (inside or out). Her skills at the hj itself was severely lacking. She is an advocate of the jackhammer technique— good old public works construction project. Even after some coaching, it did not get any better. Additionally, Benny would remove thong, two bennies would allow for show with pink panther vibrations. She’s cute but service is lackluster after freshly showered. She ended the session with three minutes left.
 
#20
Utopia guide review: Lily 347-566-4873

Made an appointment to start the week with a galactic blast. The preverbal starting the week in style, a few weeks ago, with a bang. Still looking through those manual stuff, like a technician. Saw Lily— service was lackluster, purposefully rushed, mechanical, borderline sore at the end and I would absolutely not repeat.

I made an appointment with ease as the location has been mentioned before. Not withstanding the busted and oh so dirty white E350 van in the lot and the barking german shepherd, same 160/200 as before plus any in session upgrading.

I got to the location and was pleasantly pleased with the limited number of peeps in the waiting area this time, got comfortable and she came in after addressing the fee. She is 23, 4’9, 115, 34C, right and tight in the right places. Her breasts are likely augmented. Pleasant on the eyes.

Prior to the start of the sensual teasing, she did a gimmicky breathing exercises and placed my hand on her chest. This lasted five minutes. After that she oiled up and went to town with a quick rub with no sensual teasing or pushing. She seemed to be mentally removed and not attentive. The flip cams quickly and she held on like she was waiting for a water rescue. She pulled down her little black dress top, leaving her bottom portion on, and allowed touching of her breasts and would not allow any other roaming.
No sucking, no touching the kitty (inside or out). Her skills at the hj itself was severely lacking. She is an advocate of the jackhammer technique— good old public works construction project. Even after some coaching, it did not get any better. Additionally, Benny would remove thong, two bennies would allow for show with pink panther vibrations. She’s cute but service is lackluster after freshly showered. She ended the session with three minutes left.
Nice review. The experience seems all too common for this establishment sadly.
 
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