Well! It’s been awhile! I thought my mongering was over but then last week I found myself in Astoria with some time to kill, so I decided to get a massage. I looked on AS in the Queens Body Rub section and came across two interesting choices. Both offered NURU services and since I have always wanted to try this I figured, Why Not!
The first place I called was on Astoria Blvd, and when I asked about the NURU, I was told; “Yes Hunny, we do with Baby Powder”, so I called the next place. This place had pictures of their shower area with the blow up mattress, so figured this was the place. It was on 31st Street, just off 28th Ave. (under the el. ) and parking was a bitch. Had to park a few blocks away, but the walk was short.
I enter and the place seems very nice and really professional, not what I expected from waiting in the hall. Inside, I’m met by Lulu, a cute young Chinese girl wearing a blue one piece nurses outfit and slippers. I was lead to a really nice (private and spacious) room with what appeared to be its own shower area. I thought I was in trouble when Lulu broke out her cell phone translator to ask for the donation. When I inquired about the NURU, Lulu shook her head and said “no like, not good”. I figured OK, this isn’t the first time I’ve tried to get it and was rebuffed, so I figured I’d just get the massage
Lulu asks if it’s ok to wait like 10 minutes and I agree and out she goes with the $60 house fee. While alone I check out the separate shower room and find it to be just like the pictures, with the big blow up mattress in the room clearly labeled “NURU Mattress” professionally. I’m thinking WTF? Why have this great private set up and not use it? The only answer I can think of is; this is a totally legit place now and they are not going to take the chance.
I wait a little more than the 10 minutes, when the door opens and I hear. “Hello, can I come in? In almost perfect English. In walks a different girl in the same outfit with flip flops on instead of slippers. This girl is much prettier and speaks much better English, except when I ask her name. She says Bobble, or Bubu, or Budda, or something like that, I figured it was rude to ask her more than 7 times so we left it at that. So “Bobble” is about 5 foot, very pretty and about 25 years old, with just the sweetest personality. I lay down on the massage table and the normal chit chat begins. When I ask her why they don’t do NURU? She gets excited and says; “You want NURU? I said that’s what I came for, but the other girl says they don’t do it. She says, the other girl is new and can’t do it because it is very hard. But she will do it for $250.
I ask if that’s 250 more and she says No, 190 more, and that will include everything. I fork over the additional cash and she leaves for a while. “Bobble” returns with the NURU gel and immediately strips naked. OMG!!! What a body!!!! She had a perfect set of tits (larger than most Asians, but not bigger than C”s), but just perfectly proportioned and real. I couldn’t wait to have them all over my body, we go in the shower room and she begins to clean everything thoroughly. Next It’s my time and she gives me a thorough cleaning as well, getting a rise here and there.
She soaps up the mattress and helps me get face down on it, it’s very slippery. Once down she mounts me and starts rubbing her body all over me. When she finally starts sliding, it’s a weird sensation, not as erotic as I figured. It’s more fun than erotic, and “Bobble” seems to be having a good time too. This goes on for about 10 minutes and my arousal levels come and go. I get really turned on when I can feel her pussy lips grind over the back of my body, or when she’s using her tongue all over, but she slides so fast, I worry that she’s going to fly right into the wall or something.
Things really pick up when she asks me to “flip”, again very carefully. Now! Looking at that glistering body and beautiful smiling face, I’m in heaven. As she does the same routine on my front, I am completely aroused. She starts spending a lot of time grinding and sliding on my crotch and gently kisses my nipples, neck, and face (a few kisses on the lips, but unfortunately no tongue). She then turns around and I get a great view of her dark slightly hairy pussy. I pull her closer to my face and dive into that beautiful love hole. As I work her pussy, I feel her cover me up and proceed to start a great CBJ, I don’t even object to the cover. We do each other for a few minutes and when I stop, she turns and mounts me CG. It’s a great sight looking at those big, oily, perfect tits and she seems to be enjoying this as much as I am. Finally I blow, but she continues to grind until I go very limp. WOW!!!!
“Bobble” gets up and helps me up and gives me and the mattress another thorough cleaning. Just watching her clean up the place, and then herself, gets me aroused again and she laughs. Damn! How I wish I was 25 again.
“Booble” was great, but the NURU Itself was not the experience I expected. Not that I wouldn’t do it again, but I’m not in a hurry to do it again. I think I would prefer to go back and have a normal session with her first. But, for those of you who have been waiting for a real NURU place to open in Queens, this is definitely the place! But rememember to avoid LULU
Once again; I apologize for the overly long review, I hope some of you guys stuck it out.
The first place I called was on Astoria Blvd, and when I asked about the NURU, I was told; “Yes Hunny, we do with Baby Powder”, so I called the next place. This place had pictures of their shower area with the blow up mattress, so figured this was the place. It was on 31st Street, just off 28th Ave. (under the el. ) and parking was a bitch. Had to park a few blocks away, but the walk was short.
I enter and the place seems very nice and really professional, not what I expected from waiting in the hall. Inside, I’m met by Lulu, a cute young Chinese girl wearing a blue one piece nurses outfit and slippers. I was lead to a really nice (private and spacious) room with what appeared to be its own shower area. I thought I was in trouble when Lulu broke out her cell phone translator to ask for the donation. When I inquired about the NURU, Lulu shook her head and said “no like, not good”. I figured OK, this isn’t the first time I’ve tried to get it and was rebuffed, so I figured I’d just get the massage
Lulu asks if it’s ok to wait like 10 minutes and I agree and out she goes with the $60 house fee. While alone I check out the separate shower room and find it to be just like the pictures, with the big blow up mattress in the room clearly labeled “NURU Mattress” professionally. I’m thinking WTF? Why have this great private set up and not use it? The only answer I can think of is; this is a totally legit place now and they are not going to take the chance.
I wait a little more than the 10 minutes, when the door opens and I hear. “Hello, can I come in? In almost perfect English. In walks a different girl in the same outfit with flip flops on instead of slippers. This girl is much prettier and speaks much better English, except when I ask her name. She says Bobble, or Bubu, or Budda, or something like that, I figured it was rude to ask her more than 7 times so we left it at that. So “Bobble” is about 5 foot, very pretty and about 25 years old, with just the sweetest personality. I lay down on the massage table and the normal chit chat begins. When I ask her why they don’t do NURU? She gets excited and says; “You want NURU? I said that’s what I came for, but the other girl says they don’t do it. She says, the other girl is new and can’t do it because it is very hard. But she will do it for $250.
I ask if that’s 250 more and she says No, 190 more, and that will include everything. I fork over the additional cash and she leaves for a while. “Bobble” returns with the NURU gel and immediately strips naked. OMG!!! What a body!!!! She had a perfect set of tits (larger than most Asians, but not bigger than C”s), but just perfectly proportioned and real. I couldn’t wait to have them all over my body, we go in the shower room and she begins to clean everything thoroughly. Next It’s my time and she gives me a thorough cleaning as well, getting a rise here and there.
She soaps up the mattress and helps me get face down on it, it’s very slippery. Once down she mounts me and starts rubbing her body all over me. When she finally starts sliding, it’s a weird sensation, not as erotic as I figured. It’s more fun than erotic, and “Bobble” seems to be having a good time too. This goes on for about 10 minutes and my arousal levels come and go. I get really turned on when I can feel her pussy lips grind over the back of my body, or when she’s using her tongue all over, but she slides so fast, I worry that she’s going to fly right into the wall or something.
Things really pick up when she asks me to “flip”, again very carefully. Now! Looking at that glistering body and beautiful smiling face, I’m in heaven. As she does the same routine on my front, I am completely aroused. She starts spending a lot of time grinding and sliding on my crotch and gently kisses my nipples, neck, and face (a few kisses on the lips, but unfortunately no tongue). She then turns around and I get a great view of her dark slightly hairy pussy. I pull her closer to my face and dive into that beautiful love hole. As I work her pussy, I feel her cover me up and proceed to start a great CBJ, I don’t even object to the cover. We do each other for a few minutes and when I stop, she turns and mounts me CG. It’s a great sight looking at those big, oily, perfect tits and she seems to be enjoying this as much as I am. Finally I blow, but she continues to grind until I go very limp. WOW!!!!
“Bobble” gets up and helps me up and gives me and the mattress another thorough cleaning. Just watching her clean up the place, and then herself, gets me aroused again and she laughs. Damn! How I wish I was 25 again.
“Booble” was great, but the NURU Itself was not the experience I expected. Not that I wouldn’t do it again, but I’m not in a hurry to do it again. I think I would prefer to go back and have a normal session with her first. But, for those of you who have been waiting for a real NURU place to open in Queens, this is definitely the place! But rememember to avoid LULU
Once again; I apologize for the overly long review, I hope some of you guys stuck it out.
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) and she quickly unslipped it out to resume the faux sex.