Bana-shit being a dick (And I need you today, oh Mandy)

[billyS]

UTOPIA GUIDE REVIEW - MANDY

Although there are hundreds of reviews on Mandy in this thread, I still want to give my perspective on this.
I'm going to preface this by saying that I've never slept with someone that I paid. I've done ONS, I've dated, I've been in relationships but never with an escort.
It started off plain and simple - I texted her about a week ago asking if she was available Thursday (today). We set a time and she texted me her location. I opted for the 30 minutes due to Mandy's suggestion (considering it is my first time)

I knock on the door and this beautiful MILF is standing in front of me with the sexiest outfit on. We kiss and hug and I'm immediately felt welcomed. We talk for a bit but I just couldn't keep my eyes off her. Eventually she undresses and my god.. her body is something else. For an older lady she sure does know how to maintain herself.

We started with a BBBJ. She really knows how to suck some dick. Though this is a personal issue, I've been having trouble getting myself hard (either through nerves because it's my first time, or because I watch way too much porn) but she was polite and still kept it sexy for me. After the BBBJ, she wanted to ride me. I couldn't keep jr. hard long enough so I asked for doggy. While I'm trying to get hard again I got to eat her out and she tastes sweet and clean. Hell, cleaner than some of the girls I've slept with in the past. After a couple minutes of straight dogging she was begging for me to cum and I just couldn't hold it in anymore. The view of her amazing ass was something else!

It never felt like I was paying for sex, but rather I picked someone up at a bar that had a mutual attraction.

All in all, it was quite the experience for me. I think for my next visit I'll be less timid and more excited. Hopefully jr. can cooperate and I won't have to struggle so much as well. Like everyone's review here, Mandy is sweet, sexy, caring, and very naughty.

P.S. Sorry I'm not familiar with all the acronyms here. Still learning!

Mods, check the IP on dtu106.
Amazing how his 2nd post is a glowing carbon copy of some of the other reviews in this thread.

 

[Mr. Joyboy]

Mods, check the IP on dtu106.
Amazing how his 2nd post is a glowing carbon copy of some of the other reviews in this thread.

Maybe she's just that good, Billy.

 

[billyS]

Maybe she's just that good, Billy.

Don't disagree. But it's odd how so many of the reviews are written almost the exact same way. The same style. There is that same politeness to it.

 

[Banacek]

Don't disagree. But it's odd how so many of the reviews are written almost the exact same way. The same style. There is that same politeness to it.

Maybe she brings that out in guys. Although, that certainly wasn't the case with you.

 

[Mr. Joyboy]

Don't disagree. But it's odd how so many of the reviews are written almost the exact same way. The same style. There is that same politeness to it.

Then maybe she also attracts a better class of clientele, lol.

 

[billyS]

Maybe she brings that out in guys. Although, that certainly wasn't the case with you.

Reread my review. There was nothing nasty in it. It wasn't even a bad review. It just wasn't the gushing type she usually gets.

 

[Banacek]

Reread my review. There was nothing nasty in it. It wasn't even a bad review. It just wasn't the gushing type she usually gets.

Exactly my point. That wasn't the case with you.

 

[billyS]

Then maybe she also attracts a better class of clientele, lol.

It's just very suspicious to a long time member that any time there is a new review from someone without any posts anywhere else they are always written in the exact same style.
Also you always seem to comment on the thread Everytime someone posts a review to complement them and add how things only get better with more visits.
It's like you have skin in the game.
Also I notice you like to contradict the few bad points I raised about her (the paunch, dirty vag) in your subsequent reviews.

 

[billyS]

Call me out all you want, I'm a big boy I can take it.
I also stand by everything I write here.

Wow you have a lot of time on your hands to go through everything I wrote in that review. Why don't you go through all the other reviews and you will see some of the reviews might be the same person shilling her.
I can't phantom why you can't see that.
My problem with this thread is that it is a text book case a shilling and you refuse to admit it.

And as much as I'd love to rip apart everything you posted above, I really don't have the time
But I will say you need some reading comprehension.
I didn't say I didn't cum because she was too tight, I said the condom (sheath) was too tight. Jeez

I also can't see why you're so adamant that I'm wrong here unless you're still harboring a grudge from a past incarnation.

 

[billyS]

And another thing, this new guy just happened to know to include
Utopia Guide Review at the top of his review? Please, go look at all the new people who have posted reviews the past few months ( I know you have the time) and see how many did that after just one review.

 

[Banacek]

And another thing, this new guy just happened to know to include
Utopia Guide Review at the top of his review? Please, go look at all the new people who have posted reviews the past few months ( I know you have the time) and see how many did that after just one review.

Okay, so save me a few minutes and tell me which guy you think he is masking. Maybe it's me. After all, I invented the use of that heading.

 

[Banacek]

Definitely one of them.
Why do you find it so hard to believe I can get someone younger and better looking than Mandy IRL? You've never met me. You don't know what I look like or how I am around woman.

Whoa. You are totally misinterpreting that. I'm not questioning your ability in that at all. Never went down that road.
But if you were able to compare her like that, why didn't you just walk away the second you laid eyes on her?

 

[billyS]

Whoa. You are totally misinterpreting that. I'm not questioning your ability in that at all. Never went down that road.
But if you were able to compare her like that, why didn't you just walk away the second you laid eyes on her?

Well for one thing that would have been rude. Where as Ive walked on girls at motels that was always because they didn't match there pictures at all and I had only called them that day, usually within the hour. Mandy I had set up about a week in advanced.
Second even though I was disappointed in her looks when she answered the door I still was expecting this out of body experience others had promised. She was supposed to be this sexual muse that was going to give me this incredible orgasm. How could I pass on that?

 

[Uniquelyme]

Well for one thing that would have been rude. Where as Ive walked on girls at motels that was always because they didn't match there pictures at all and I had only called them that day, usually within the hour. Mandy I had set up about a week in advanced.
Second even though I was disappointed in her looks when she answered the door I still was expecting this out of body experience others had promised. She was supposed to be this sexual muse that was going to give me this incredible orgasm. How could I pass on that?

And there we have it! Now you explained it all. 'Nuff said. You didn't get what everyone else got so now you're pissing vinegar in here.

BTW, I checked the newb's IP against everyone who posted in the first two pages of this thread, which includes several of her regulars. Even checked it against you and I. No matches. Which you know as a former mod means nothing really because guys could have multiple devices they log on with or could be masking their identity with a VPN.

This thread reads for myself and I'm sure some others as a free advertising shill thread. The amount of times the same people talk and review the same girl is startling. I see Billy s point.

 

[Uniquelyme]

Then how do you account for the fact that Slinky has never taken issue with that. In fact, he has said in general that it's okay for guys to post new reviews of a provider as long as it's a new session. And after 70+ pages, the girl hardly needs the publicity.

Plus, billyS is alleging sock puppetting. And I already went down the road with that with someone else this week. And that allegation was entirely unfounded. To the point of being ridiculous.

Lastly, didn't I specifically say that I didn't want to see anymore allegations of shilling in threads? Didn't I even create a separate thread to address these allegations? So why aren't you commenting in there instead of here? Do you want to stay in moderation forever?

I figured moderation forever was what I would get here. The funny thing is i definitely contribute. I don't recall what everyone says or not. However I am commenting on what a fellow hobbyist said and I commented how I understand where he is coming from with his posts.

 

[Banacek]

I figured moderation forever was what I would get here. The funny thing is i definitely contribute. I don't recall what everyone says or not. However I am commenting on what a fellow hobbyist said and I commented how I understand where he is coming from with his posts.

You also took it upon yourself to be a spokesman for the board by speaking for "others." If you don't recall what everyone says, what makes you think you qualify for that honor? That makes you another man of contradictions. Perhaps you and billyS are one and the same. See, I can play that game, too.

 

[Uniquelyme]

You also took it upon yourself to be a spokesman for the board by speaking for "others." If you don't recall what everyone says, what makes you think you qualify for that honor? That makes you another man of contradictions. Perhaps you and billyS are one and the same. See, I can play that game, too.

Yes some others is my speculation and I like everything I say, stand by that. Didnt say Many nor most said some.

 

[Banacek]

Yes some others is my speculation and I like everything I say, stand by that. Didnt say Many nor most said some.

How can you assert what others feel if you don't recall what others say? And by backing billyS, aren't you in essence shilling for him? As I said, you are a man of contradictions. Just like billyS was in the instance I pointed out. So since you share similar traits, does that mean I should compare your IP address with his as he urged me to do with others?

 

[Uniquelyme]

How can you assert what others feel if you don't recall what others say? And by backing billyS, aren't you in essence shilling for him? As I said, you are a man of contradictions. Just like billyS was in the instance I pointed out. So since you share similar traits, does that mean I should compare your IP address with his as he urged me to do with others?

Wow you do like to twist words around. I said I don't recall what everyone says. Also I haven't been here that long. People specualte in life actually I have acquaintances that make a nice living off it.

By all means check everyone. Shilling for Billy?? Billy isn't making a cent from me agreeing with him nor do I get anything out of it smh.

 

[billyS]

This thread reads for myself and I'm sure some others as a free advertising shill thread. The amount of times the same people talk and review the same girl is startling. I see Billy s point.

Thank you I knew I wasn't the only one who thought this way.

And yes you contribute all over the board.
Isn't that what this board really needs, guys who actually see woman?

I figured moderation forever was what I would get here. The funny thing is i definitely contribute. I don't recall what everyone says or not. However I am commenting on what a fellow hobbyist said and I commented how I understand where he is coming from with his posts.

So see what happens when you disagree with the man? He puts his jackboot down on your neck and keeps you down with the threat of moderation because you voiced a contrary opinion.