K kbeemer Apr 25, 2016 #1 Apr 25, 2016 #1 I thought I would post a few lines I've heard from escorts that crack me up. We've all heard this one: They are real pictures they just aren't of me! After refusing to give me anything but a Hand Job: I'm an escort - I'm not a prostitute!
I thought I would post a few lines I've heard from escorts that crack me up. We've all heard this one: They are real pictures they just aren't of me! After refusing to give me anything but a Hand Job: I'm an escort - I'm not a prostitute!
Banacek Apr 25, 2016 #2 Apr 25, 2016 #2 Moderator's note: I moved this, because I thought "Selling It" was a more apt section for it.
Mongercode Apr 25, 2016 #3 Apr 25, 2016 #3 I know you are a regular but I still need the money up front nothing personal.
Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator Apr 25, 2016 #4 Apr 25, 2016 #4 kbeemer said: I thought I would post a few lines I've heard from escorts that crack me up. We've all heard this one: They are real pictures they just aren't of me! After refusing to give me anything but a Hand Job: I'm an escort - I'm not a prostitute! Click to expand... Reminds me of a line from an ex: "Yes, it's my hair. I bought it."
kbeemer said: I thought I would post a few lines I've heard from escorts that crack me up. We've all heard this one: They are real pictures they just aren't of me! After refusing to give me anything but a Hand Job: I'm an escort - I'm not a prostitute! Click to expand... Reminds me of a line from an ex: "Yes, it's my hair. I bought it."
Banacek Apr 25, 2016 #5 Apr 25, 2016 #5 Slinky Bender said: Reminds me of a line from an ex: "Yes, it's my hair. I bought it." Click to expand... Probably has also been said a thousand times about a boob job.
Slinky Bender said: Reminds me of a line from an ex: "Yes, it's my hair. I bought it." Click to expand... Probably has also been said a thousand times about a boob job.
K kbeemer Apr 26, 2016 #6 Apr 26, 2016 #6 Banacek said: Moderator's note: I moved this, because I thought "Selling It" was a more apt section for it. Click to expand... Thanks. I didn't know where to post it.
Banacek said: Moderator's note: I moved this, because I thought "Selling It" was a more apt section for it. Click to expand... Thanks. I didn't know where to post it.
Banacek Apr 26, 2016 #7 Apr 26, 2016 #7 "Sorry I didn't answer your call. My phone was broken." That's like a retail merchant saying, "Sorry my door was locked. I couldn't find the key." If you don't have a phone, ladies, you don't have a business!
"Sorry I didn't answer your call. My phone was broken." That's like a retail merchant saying, "Sorry my door was locked. I couldn't find the key." If you don't have a phone, ladies, you don't have a business!
Traderdave Apr 26, 2016 #8 Apr 26, 2016 #8 From the movie the Fabulous Baker Boys with the gorgeous Michele Pfeiffer auditioning. Frank Baker: You have any entertainment experience at all? Susie Diamond: Well... for the last couple years I’ve been on call for the Triple A Escort Service.
From the movie the Fabulous Baker Boys with the gorgeous Michele Pfeiffer auditioning. Frank Baker: You have any entertainment experience at all? Susie Diamond: Well... for the last couple years I’ve been on call for the Triple A Escort Service.
