This is my first review
i do my deeds in the early mornings on weekdays so some places just don't work for me time or location wise.
Okay so i've about had it with TOFTT. I live in Astoria and have intel for about 15 places in Astoria and maybe another10 scattered around Queens and Manhattan. I've watched this board for a while now and have gotten some good info but not too much about places in my area so not too sure how to post about other places, However i did patronize this place about a month ago, maybe two, and definitely have some different views.
this place is on Hookah row on Steinway and there are also 2 other AMP almost directly across the street.
I'm pretty sure her name was Linda, a bit older than other places as she's about 40ISH. short, decent milfy C's and not a lick of English. first place I've been to where they had the wall mounted temperature check. quiet, clean place with an inner door so you aren't standing on the street waiting to get in. the shower room is very small. I'm 6ft1, athletic, healthy and fit and had the walls from head to toe.
very basic table shower aimed at getting the body wet and far from sensual. tried to get her naked with me and she just seemed confused to the point where i was starting to lose interest. we get back to the room and the usual stupid "your skin so smooth" "you big man" "oh, oh too big" but yet 5 minutes ago you could not understand anything i was saying. so i said screw it, I'm gonna just take this massage for what its worth. so it was a decent 20-30 minute massage, not good, not bad but just decent enough to make that house money.
finally on the flip her English improved and she was asking for 150, when i stopped laughing she said 140 and then 120 and then 100.. i told her to just use her hand and let me get the hell out of there already. she gave me a standard hand and then left for the hot towel.
on the way out i explained that the service was subpar and that she could have made that 150 plus and all i was met with was the smile and the fake acknowledgements that she understood what i was saying.
Place - 7 (Shower-2)
Girl - 5
Service - 5
60 + 60 all in, but not out fast enough
if i butchered this review just let me know how to fix and how to post about the other places
Dick
