Be Honest guys...I'll start.

#21
"People may forget what you said; they may forget what you did; but they will never forget the way you made them feel."

Consciously or unconsciously, you go into a session with an intention and agenda. Be fully aware next time before you start. Ask yourself and be honest, "why am I here??????" Really, why am I here? Ask yourself in the car after final preps before you begin your march to the door.

If you are honest, you will be surprised.

Sample Possible answers:
I am backed up and I need to unload ASAP. Then why not rub it out? I need a fuller (real) experience. But that experience will be over in an hour or so and the same objective will be met, I unloaded a heavy load. And now I am minus some bucks. Ah, the money doesn't matter. I have enough anyway. Then why did I go? I wanted to be with a woman. I wanted to see her body parts. Okay, you saw them thousands of times. I wanted to hear her orgasm. Okay, why? You can listen to porn and hear thousands of female orgasms or sit in the jungle and listen to a variety of wild animals in heat. But I want to feel her orgasm. I want a warm body. then snuggle up to your dog. Maybe go with wife, girlfriend, SO. No, she's got my number, boring. Need an ego boost from the outside. I want to hold my own species and relate. I want to dominate. I want to cause her to orgasm. I want to dominate and orgasm on her. My body needs it; my mind needs it. My emotions need it. When I finish with her, I will be satisfied. I accomplished something. She knew I was here. I left my jizz inside of her. I made my point. I conquered. Who conquered who? She got your money. she subdued you, handled you just fine (no matter how big you think you are) Left you impotent momentarily. Left you in a state where you will need to return to accomplish what you missed in this session. But, I at least have a memory. Memory of what? I humped a girl. Maybe I impressed her. Maybe she likes me. Maybe I made a statement. Maybe I was unimpressive. Let me try again. Wow, she must have some bank account. Wow, what a racket she has. Saps like me, waiting in line to hand over a chunk of money. Man, that adds up. Wow, tax free. What a racket. They all come to mama, unload and moan; rest in her bosom for a second. Mama pets them and approves them. Gives her final kiss, "Y'all come back now, ya hear."

It doesn't hurt you one bit to be aware of the subconscious thoughts that run you. You can still continue but just be aware of your motivation. We are all differently motivated.
Yes...you caved to your addiction..
 
#22
JESUS H CHRIST fellas I REALLY DO LOVE UG and the oft times we ramble but....

..just answer the OPs Question or don't write in the thread. Kinda being rude

54 have always believed I was anywhere between 6.5-7.5 on any scale based on initial reactions I've gotten from women throughout my entire adult life.
And that will be the extent of my comment no diatribe here.

OK I lied....9.5 on the amp scale
 

billyS

Reign of Terror
#23
It would be very difficult for me to rate any of you on the chosen attributes....
Not the "brutally honest" type are we ;)
Actually it would be counter productive for you to do that because if you were brutally honest it would probably piss off 90% of us.
We don't want to hear we are a 6 when in our heads we are an 8.
But then again it would give us a taste of how these girls feel when we rate them.
 
#24
Soooo Disappointed!

12 guys write in the thread 5 or so guys like shit in the thread and only 4 guys with balls enough to simply answer the fucking question at hand.
Not analyze it
Not give a lesson on fitness
Not redirect it
Not rewrite it
Not.....ummmm I don't even know wtf mugi's comment was supposed to be
 
#28
Fucking a, @mugi

I had a boner reading some of the reviews here and your post 100% killed it.

Well done

If we all read your words of wisdom in this thread whenever we fixin to hobby, you'd have all the ladies to yourself

Only slightly kidding!!

--

I'm 31 and rate myself a 2 - i'm not a dweeb, i'm just a sucker with no self esteem!
 
#29
Fucking a, @mugi

I had a boner reading some of the reviews here and your post 100% killed it.

Well done

If we all read your words of wisdom in this thread whenever we fixin to hobby, you'd have all the ladies to yourself

Only slightly kidding!!

--

I'm 31 and rate myself a 2 - i'm not a dweeb, i'm just a sucker with no self esteem!

Yeah, you are right. It has no business there. Maybe belongs in "How do you guys stop?" Maybe the moderators can move it. Sorry for being a buzz-kill. I do apologize. It is about as off-topic as anything could ever get. In the future, I will categorize more appropriately and keep it lighter. You guys are here to enjoy the hobby and I should respect that. Many Blessings to you all with great respect and love. Be safe; be happy; enjoy.
 
#30
Ok, I'll jump in. I'm not good with number ratings, I don't use them in my reviews. I hope I'm a little above average. I think I've got a nice looking face. My legs are pretty good as well. My most negative thing is my belly is too large. I'm also a hairy guy, none of this millennial manscaping stuff for me, I grew up in the seventies when manliness was hairiness. So if a woman likes a hairy guy, I get extra points, if she doesn't, then I guess I'm a pretty low rating. I look much younger than I am. I just met Angel Baby and when we were first chatting she commented on how young I was. I told her I was sure I was older than her. She disagreed, and then I told her I was 50. She was genuinely surprised. I did used to have a beard, but it went all grey, so I shaved it. My head hair still hasn't gone grey, and I guess I have a youthful looking face when its not bearded. I feel like, and hope, that most providers I've seen would rate me at least a 6 or 7, or at least aren't saying to themselves once I leave, "uhg, I can't believe I just fucked that!"
 
#31
Yeah, you are right. It has no business there. Maybe belongs in "How do you guys stop?" Maybe the moderators can move it. Sorry for being a buzz-kill. I do apologize. It is about as off-topic as anything could ever get. In the future, I will categorize more appropriately and keep it lighter. You guys are here to enjoy the hobby and I should respect that. Many Blessings to you all with great respect and love. Be safe; be happy; enjoy.
Now I feel bad! My earlier response to you was mostly tongue-in-cheek. I actually loved your post and was taken aback at how much it rang true, but in a good way. Absolutely no reason for you to apologize or, IMO, anything to be moved. I enjoy reading about your perspective on things and I suspect others do as well. Have a safe and happy holiday!
 
#32
Now I feel bad! My earlier response to you was mostly tongue-in-cheek. I actually loved your post and was taken aback at how much it rang true, but in a good way. Absolutely no reason for you to apologize or, IMO, anything to be moved. I enjoy reading about your perspective on things and I suspect others do as well. Have a safe and happy holiday!
You, my friend, are a true gentleman. May your mongering be strong as well as every other aspect of your life, always, forever, and that wish is extended to all my dear friends on the board. peace, love, happiness.
 
#33
TZ. (Me)
Face 6
Body 4 (add a point if you like Biggie's)
Attitude 8
Hygiene 9 (always either showered right before I arrive or else I shower there)
Hair 0

I haven't seen SB yet but maybe Kallie can confirm? ;)
 
#36
TZ. (Me)
Face 6
Body 4 (add a point if you like Biggie's)
Attitude 8
Hygiene 9 (always either showered right before I arrive or else I shower there)
Hair 0

I haven't seen SB yet but maybe Kallie can confirm? ;)
I absolutely adore you in every way possible . Such a gentleman ! You’ve helped me in more ways than I can count over the years and for that you will always remain a solid 10 in my book xo
 
#40
"People may forget what you said; they may forget what you did; but they will never forget the way you made them feel."

Consciously or unconsciously, you go into a session with an intention and agenda. Be fully aware next time before you start. Ask yourself and be honest, "why am I here??????" Really, why am I here? Ask yourself in the car after final preps before you begin your march to the door.

If you are honest, you will be surprised.

Sample Possible answers:
I am backed up and I need to unload ASAP. Then why not rub it out? I need a fuller (real) experience. But that experience will be over in an hour or so and the same objective will be met, I unloaded a heavy load. And now I am minus some bucks. Ah, the money doesn't matter. I have enough anyway. Then why did I go? I wanted to be with a woman. I wanted to see her body parts. Okay, you saw them thousands of times. I wanted to hear her orgasm. Okay, why? You can listen to porn and hear thousands of female orgasms or sit in the jungle and listen to a variety of wild animals in heat. But I want to feel her orgasm. I want a warm body. then snuggle up to your dog. Maybe go with wife, girlfriend, SO. No, she's got my number, boring. Need an ego boost from the outside. I want to hold my own species and relate. I want to dominate. I want to cause her to orgasm. I want to dominate and orgasm on her. My body needs it; my mind needs it. My emotions need it. When I finish with her, I will be satisfied. I accomplished something. She knew I was here. I left my jizz inside of her. I made my point. I conquered. Who conquered who? She got your money. she subdued you, handled you just fine (no matter how big you think you are) Left you impotent momentarily. Left you in a state where you will need to return to accomplish what you missed in this session. But, I at least have a memory. Memory of what? I humped a girl. Maybe I impressed her. Maybe she likes me. Maybe I made a statement. Maybe I was unimpressive. Let me try again. Wow, she must have some bank account. Wow, what a racket she has. Saps like me, waiting in line to hand over a chunk of money. Man, that adds up. Wow, tax free. What a racket. They all come to mama, unload and moan; rest in her bosom for a second. Mama pets them and approves them. Gives her final kiss, "Y'all come back now, ya hear."

It doesn't hurt you one bit to be aware of the subconscious thoughts that run you. You can still continue but just be aware of your motivation. We are all differently motivated.
 
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