Aruba
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NO NEED FOR AGENCIES
I was in Aruba for 9 days in March, and had a blast. You don't have to go to agencies. I only struck out 1 night in 9 (because I was drunk off my ass). I paid 2x and simply hooked up 6x. Minimal effort,
Here's how I did it.
My first night in the hotel, walking back to my room there was a woman on her balcony 2nd floor talking on her phone topless. I waived she waived for me to cum up. Small talk, massage, cbj, multi positions $$.5.
The rest of the time I hung by the pool or on the beach and simply introduced myself to the obvious single woman. I asked to buy the beauties a drink / dinner / lunch / etc. and made dates. I sampled 19yr olds to a 45 yr old divorcee and they were all looking for fun.
I struck gold 1 morning hanging in the pool bar of my hotel and over heard a college honey say she was frustrated w/ the cum in 3 minutes young guys. 2 pina coladas later we were in her room knocking boots in various positions. I guess I did the right thing because that night I took care of her AND her roomate.
In all honesty my batting average was about 300 (2 of 3 refused)
Mind you I am 41 balding, and not a candidate for America's Sexiest Man. You need to realize, everybody there is looking for a good time and escape from thier stram drung lives.
Load up on sunscreen, moisturizer, get on your plane, and have a blast
You can notice the pro's strolling the beach in thier implants, or roaming the casinos, or hanging in the lounges/bars. ENJOY!
I was in Aruba for 9 days in March, and had a blast. You don't have to go to agencies. I only struck out 1 night in 9 (because I was drunk off my ass). I paid 2x and simply hooked up 6x. Minimal effort,
Here's how I did it.
My first night in the hotel, walking back to my room there was a woman on her balcony 2nd floor talking on her phone topless. I waived she waived for me to cum up. Small talk, massage, cbj, multi positions $$.5.
The rest of the time I hung by the pool or on the beach and simply introduced myself to the obvious single woman. I asked to buy the beauties a drink / dinner / lunch / etc. and made dates. I sampled 19yr olds to a 45 yr old divorcee and they were all looking for fun.
I struck gold 1 morning hanging in the pool bar of my hotel and over heard a college honey say she was frustrated w/ the cum in 3 minutes young guys. 2 pina coladas later we were in her room knocking boots in various positions. I guess I did the right thing because that night I took care of her AND her roomate.
In all honesty my batting average was about 300 (2 of 3 refused)
Mind you I am 41 balding, and not a candidate for America's Sexiest Man. You need to realize, everybody there is looking for a good time and escape from thier stram drung lives.
Load up on sunscreen, moisturizer, get on your plane, and have a blast
You can notice the pro's strolling the beach in thier implants, or roaming the casinos, or hanging in the lounges/bars. ENJOY!
another thing,,
when I was there, I took a ride over to that little mall with the movie theatre & macdonalds.. (this was back in the 80's so I dont remember much).
There was a really cute chick selling timeshare at a little kiosk in the mall, we struck up conversation, I even told her I might consider taking the little tour with her.. She called me in my room about dinnertime and it annoyed the hell out of me. I was going to ask her out to drinks later that night but had other plans. I told her to call me the next moring.. SHE FUCKING CALLED ME AT 7 AM! I was pissed, but tired, she told me she'd bring breakfast to my room.. she came up with an egg mcmuffin and coffee and before I thought about doing the shower and walking out naked thing, she came to hand me the breakfast, leaned in and started making out with me.. within 5 minutes we were fucking like animals.. I came,, and ate the breakfast, and was gonna jump into the shower thinking how I'm obligated to take the tour now, and she jumpped on me again before I even finished the egg mcmuffin!
After I popped the second time, she told me she had to go because she was only in the hotel to pick up a couple who had a tour at 9AM.. she never asked a thing of me, and only left a couple messages on my voic***** in the room. I kinda blew her off, but that was only cuz I was younger and more cocky and thought that after her, I could fuck anything on the island..
The other time I scored there (same trip) was with a chick who was there on a cruise, I met her at the blackjack table.. her boat left without her (what a shame) she stayed with me the next day & a half untill her araingments were made to catcgh up with the boat elsewhere..
There was a club there,, cant remember the name,, a little down the road from the strip of resorts where it was a very target rich enviornment.. it was called club vassage or something like that...
My only better vacation was at hedonism way before it became the most popular thing on TV. (another trip back in the 80;s)
I would have died at hedonism of alcohol poisoning if I stuck with my plan on putting another week on the AMEX.
when I was there, I took a ride over to that little mall with the movie theatre & macdonalds.. (this was back in the 80's so I dont remember much).
There was a really cute chick selling timeshare at a little kiosk in the mall, we struck up conversation, I even told her I might consider taking the little tour with her.. She called me in my room about dinnertime and it annoyed the hell out of me. I was going to ask her out to drinks later that night but had other plans. I told her to call me the next moring.. SHE FUCKING CALLED ME AT 7 AM! I was pissed, but tired, she told me she'd bring breakfast to my room.. she came up with an egg mcmuffin and coffee and before I thought about doing the shower and walking out naked thing, she came to hand me the breakfast, leaned in and started making out with me.. within 5 minutes we were fucking like animals.. I came,, and ate the breakfast, and was gonna jump into the shower thinking how I'm obligated to take the tour now, and she jumpped on me again before I even finished the egg mcmuffin!
After I popped the second time, she told me she had to go because she was only in the hotel to pick up a couple who had a tour at 9AM.. she never asked a thing of me, and only left a couple messages on my voic***** in the room. I kinda blew her off, but that was only cuz I was younger and more cocky and thought that after her, I could fuck anything on the island..
The other time I scored there (same trip) was with a chick who was there on a cruise, I met her at the blackjack table.. her boat left without her (what a shame) she stayed with me the next day & a half untill her araingments were made to catcgh up with the boat elsewhere..
There was a club there,, cant remember the name,, a little down the road from the strip of resorts where it was a very target rich enviornment.. it was called club vassage or something like that...
My only better vacation was at hedonism way before it became the most popular thing on TV. (another trip back in the 80;s)
I would have died at hedonism of alcohol poisoning if I stuck with my plan on putting another week on the AMEX.