Saw Maria, not too great
Maybe the Ultima girls spoiled me, but I would give Maria no more than a six. Went for HR, would give that an 8. I'd have to say too many years of stroke mags have trained me to rate the face/bod over the tactile experience.
And, God, do they ever track you at this place. Maria came in and said, "You've seen Lindsay 'x' times here, right?" Made me a tad paranoid...