A new place in midtown

justilike3someswhentheothertwoaremen

Are you just drunk or stupid? Can you read in your first language? If English is your first language?
Michael Kirk is discussing with Lord1974 the pearlsofthecity.com place not the Russian Treats.
Go learn to read, you moron in a dress.
More about you in a dress in the other thread...
 
I can't believe this fucking thread is still Rollin, I leave work last night at 8:30, and back here at 9:00, low and behold, the partys still on, I love this shit!
 
Boris(lord1974)-'Natasha, squirrel & moose come in now, waiting for table shower'

Natasha- 'Boris, you take moose and show im goud time'

Boris -'You show squirrel good time then ?'

Natasha 'Da, then I marry im , get green card!"
 
ilike3somes---does nation-bashing really cheer you up?

I may be brand new on this board, I may lack experience, and I certainly have a lot to learn, but it doesn't take too much thinking to realize that "ilike3somes" needs to seek happiness elsewhere in his life.

I would normally refrain from participating in this type of argument at all, but insulting Eugene (who from everything I've read seems to be one of the most consistently polite, helpful, and good humored contributors to this board) and insulting the Russians and "Communist countries" is just uncalled for and sad. The Cold War is over buddy---and just in case you hadn't figured it out, there are people who treat others with respect and kindness.......and people who act like you.....in every country and every town, Russian, American, Nigerian, or Kazakh.

And why you gotta knock the Chinese like that? That really pissed me off. I think Chinese people are among the most hospitable, respectful, and downright likeable people on the planet. You sound like you need a visit from some Fujian gangsters.

So that's my 2 cents. I hate to get negative, but your unprovoked russian/chinese bashing attitude demanded a response. As an American, I'm embarrassed by your attitude. I hope we can al stick to the topics, and treat eachother nicely in the future.
 
Originally posted by marc
Boris(lord1974)-'Natasha, squirrel & moose come in now, waiting for table shower'

Natasha- 'Boris, you take moose and show im goud time'

Boris -'You show squirrel good time then ?'

Natasha 'Da, then I marry im , get green card!"
Dude, thanks for the laugh. I really needed it this morning. I was laughing so hard my girlfriend was looking at me strange.

-----for my Russian constituents----
Oh yeah Yevgeny. I can donate my English dictionary to you and your little buddy. Should I drop it off or do you want to stop by to pick it up? And a better way to express the sentiment is to say:

"Are you drunk or *just* stupid?

I can't go into the reason for why the syntax works better when phrased that way but it's gramatically correct. Welcome to America, buddy. I don't mind helping you out with impromptu ESL lessons. Please be nice and make sure to pass the info along to your jerk-off buddy Dolt1974. I owe you two quite a bit because few have made me laugh as hard as you and he/she did.

Face it Eugene, you're now my default "make-me-smile" bitch.
 
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Re: ilike3somes---does nation-bashing really cheer you up?

Originally posted by chaucer26
I may be brand new on this board.

And why you gotta knock the Chinese like that? That really pissed me off. I think Chinese people are among the most hospitable, respectful, and downright likeable people on the planet.

So that's my 2 cents. I hate to get negative, but your unprovoked russian/chinese bashing attitude demanded a response.
Welcome to the board pal. This is not about jingoism. It's about getting quality service for a good price. It's about what most of us want: Service with a smile.

If you read my posts you will note that I aim my comments at a particular demographic. I stated what needed to be said clearly and it would be redundant to do so again. Go back and read my posts. I'm looking forward to hearing about your experiences with Russian and Chinese hookers.
 
justilike3someswhentheothertwoaremen

I kind of enjoy your idiocy, but don't fantasize about me being your "bitch"... I am not into that at all.
Did you finally figure out that you were referring to the wrong place? If not take some medication...
So, using your educated grammatical advise:
Are you drunk or just stupid?
Please, come up with something more intelligent to say next time.
 
"aqnd/of f****n ass hall"

"and one more thing there is no girls as you were saying early 30's mid 20's. The girls are in age beetween 20-25."


Shit last time I checked 25yrs old would be mid 20's...I know the GOP made a clean sweep in the house and senate, but I didnt think the would fuck with the numerical system. And the first quote speaks for itself........LORD-GO KILL YOURSELF!
 
Some advice for Lord

YOU ARE NOT A GOOD ADVERTISEMENT FOR PEARLS OF THE CITY.

You came here to drum up new business, instead you've lost potential customers. You are a brilliant business person.
 
All aboard for funtime

I'm new here as well ... Is this the usual laff-a-palooza that goes down on these threads? This is way better than talk radio. I just hope no one takes this as seriously as they seem to!
 
Bullwinkle - Heey Rockyyyy....I'm not liking Boris anymore. He's not a nice person.

Rocky - well, bullwinkle, maybe the professor can make him a potion to make him a nicer person.

Bullwinkle - no. I don't think so. Even the professor can't turn an asshole into a smile.

Rocky - well golly gee bullwinkle. What in the world are we going to do?

Bullwinkle - I got it. How about I pull your pudd and you pull mine until we find a new place to visit.

Rocky - Well, I don't know about that Bullwinkle. The last time we did that, you shot your load in my eye and I couldn't see or fly for a week.

---------------------------------------------

Meanwhile, in another room.....

Natasha - Boris yooouuu eedeeeout. You ver sappose to be nice pehrson and bryng moose and squirel here. Now youv skared dem avay!

Boris - Natasha, I am sohhry. But mean moose said not nyce tings about me.

Natasha - ffoooey on you boris. Now I haf to go bak to spanking old men in the park for quarters....


Announcer -
Will Rocky and bullwinkle find another place to visit?
Will Bullwinkle seal Rocky's eyes shut again?
Will Natasha ever find where Boris hid her passport?
Will Lord1974 give up on his useless endeavour?
Will Ilik3somes ever realize that he's a blithering idiot?
Tune in next week to find out.....

For now, i'm your station announcer Harry Skrotum
 
what its all about...

Well...if someone DOES find a sweet, pretty -under 35 Russian lady that doesnt ask for an additional $100 on top of what youve allready given in order to get an amateurish backrub and HJ, I will be the first to visit her.
 
Re: A new place in mid town

Originally posted by lord1974
This place have benn open about 2-3 month ago, and i find out about this board like a few days ago. Any more questions?
If you just found out about this board, Then why do you allready have over 20 posts?
Also I cant find anything when searching under "lord1974"....hmmm?
 
Re: justilike3someswhentheothertwoaremen

Originally posted by Eugene
I kind of enjoy your idiocy, but don't fantasize about me being your "bitch"... I am not into that at all.
Did you finally figure out that you were referring to the wrong place? If not take some medication...
So, using your educated grammatical advise:
Are you drunk or just stupid?
Please, come up with something more intelligent to say next time.
You know, I actually believe that he's said a lot of intelligent things in his previous posts (I am not going to get into details, please reread the thread).

Don't take me wrong though, I am not an American and English is not my first language. Therefore, I don't support all of his (ilike3somes) arguments in this thread but I can say that he's right when saying that "Customer is King", and that we, the clients, expect to receive the best customer service available in exchange for our precious hard-earned money.

Also, Eugene; I read all your posts man, I have developed some sort of respect towards you based on your collaboration to this board but I have to say though: If one believes that providing some info which is not useful to others (since you are already either assuming or are sure of that no one else will be serviced)... what's the purpose of providing it? I Know you did not started that thread (Russian Treats) but you did reply to it in order to let everybody else know that you could make it there but that they could't . Why bother pointing that out? It reminds of Rufusmoses being so defensive about Episodes and mentioning that we all should respect the management's decision of trying to keep the place under the radar (since when one gives a fuc* about their decisions?).

Anyway, my other and last point is: that little thing you guys have going on in "Welcome to the Russian Club" ! ! (?? WTF ??) and posting in Russian ! ! (another WTF). I wonder what Slinky thinks about that, he has banned many members for posting their ****** addresses which they do in order to communicate privately with others... isn't writing in a language other than English the same as communicating in private? I don't speak Russian so I don't know what the hell they're saying. They might as well be giving their ****** address to each other.

Well, that's just my personal opinion, not trying to offend anybody here it's just that I found some time and decided to share my thoughts.
 
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Haamx

First, I have no argument about that a customer should have a great service, (think about it, who could be against it?). I was mostly against his generalizing about the Russian and the Chinese women, being brainwashed by socialism and therefore being rude and without manners. That is complete idiocy, I hope you agree.
As far as the Russian Treats goes, today I took there two of our fellow hobbyists, so for them my posting on the subject was not irrelevant at all. I certainly could not bring there everybody and ruin the place. But there is always someone who gets lucky in every situation in life. I don't see anything wrong in making a joke in a different language, but of course I would not send any messages (or spy info) in Russian on this board. I guess Slinky understood that.
Both Husky and Dieforasian, from what I could tell today, liked the Russian Treats quite a lot, and I am sure they would post some reviews. I do not see anything wrong with that...
May be some one finds it helpful or at least amusing.
 
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