slinkybender said:
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm..... if it wasn't under ground, it wouldn't be the underground, would it?
LEST WE FORGET (CLEANING OLD *****):
PLEASE TRY AND REMEMBER THESE FEW THINGS TO MAKE ENTERING AND EXITING "THE SPOT" MORE EASIER FOR ALL THOSE INVOLVED.
1. PLEASE RING THE BELL (5F) EACH AND EVERY TIME YOU ENTER AND WAIT FOR A REPLY AND THE CLICKING OF THE DOOR IN ORDER TO COME IN.. REGARDLESS IF THE DOOR IS OPEN DOWNSTAIRS OR NOT, WE NEED TO KNOW EACH AND EVERY TIME THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO COME IN, PLEASE RING THE BELL (5F) SO THAT WE CAN BUZZ YOU IN.
2. IF YOU ARE COMING WITH OTHER FRIENDS PLEASE DO NOT WAIT FOR THEM IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING PLEASE WAIT FOR THEM ON THE AVENUE AND PLEASE DO NOT COME TO THE DOOR WITH MORE THAT 3 PEOPLE AT A TIME. IF YOU ARE ENTERING WITH OTHER PEOPLE PLEASE WHEN YOU RING THE BELL (5F) SAY YOUR NAME, THAT WE HAVE ON THE LIST, AND YOUR MEMBERSHIP NUMBER (IF YOU DO NOT REMEMBER YOUR MEMBERSHIP NUMBER YOU CAN REPLY TO THIS ***** WITH THAT REQUEST)
ALONG WITH THE PHRASE...I HAVE 3 (OR HOW MANY YOU HAVE WITH YOU) FRIENDS WITH ME. WE WANT TO KEEP THE CONVERSATION OVER THE INTERCOM TO A MINIMUM.
3. IF YOU COME TO THE DOOR AND PEOPLE ARE IN FRONT JUST WAIT A MINUTE OR TWO, AWAY FROM THE DOOR, UNTIL THE DOOR OUTSIDE IS CLEAR THEN COME OVER TO THE DOOR AND PROCEED WITH THE ABOVE #1 PROCEDURE.
4. ONCE YOU ENTER THE LOBBY, NEVER EVER EVER WALK UP THE STAIRS UNLESS YOU ARE PROMPTED BY US TO WALK UP THE STAIRS. THE STAIRWELL DOOR WILL NEVER BE OPENED FOR ANYONE THAT WALKS UP THE STAIRS.
5. IF YOU ARE IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE KEEP THE CONVERSATION TO HI & BYE ONLY, EVEN THOUGH THE PERSON MAY BE "FINE AS HELL". WE DO NOT WANT THE CONVERSATION TO PROGRESS TO "WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE 5TH FLOOR".
6. IF YOU ARE IN THE ELEVATOR PLEASE LOOK AT THE NUMBERS,UP TOP TELLING YOU WHAT FLOOR THE ELEVATOR IS ACTUALLY ON, AND ONLY EXIT AT THE "5TH" FLOOR ONLY, NOT ANY OTHER FLOOR IN THE BUILDING. IF THE ELEVATOR DOES NOT STOP ON THE 5TH FLOOR AND GOES BACK DOWNSTAIRS, DO NOT ALARM YOURSELF JUST PLEASE BE PATIENT AND WE WILL BRING YOU UP IN A TIMELY FASHION.
7. WHEN YOU GET TO THE 5TH FLOOR ONLY PLEASE EXIT AND PLEASE BE PATIENT AND WAIT FOR US TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU.
8. WHILE EXITING THE PREMISES PLEASE PROCEED DIRECTLY INTO THE ELEVATOR AND PLEASE PROCEED STRAIGHT DOWNSTAIRS AND DIRECTLY OUT THE BUILDING WITH, ONCE AGAIN, VERY VERY LIMITED CONVERSATION WITH ANYONE ELSE IN THE ELEVATOR AND PLEASE PROCEED DIRECTLY OFF THE BLOCK. PLEASE DO NOT "HANG OUT" IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER. IF YOU ARE WAITING FOR YOU FRIENDS THAT MAY STILL BE UPSTAIRS PLEASE WAIT FOR THEM AROUND THE CORNER ON 7TH AVE.
IF EVERYONE FOLLOWS THESE SIMPLE RULES OF ENTERING AND EXITING THE WE WILL BE ONCE AGAIN DOING WHAT WE HAVE TO DO TO KEEP OUR HOME SAFE AND SECURE. ALSO PLEASE DO NOT GIVE THE ADDRESS OR THE NUMBER TO ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS FOR ANY REASON. IF YOUR FRIEND CAN NOT COME ALONG WITH YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME THEN HE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE THE FLAVA AT ALL.
NOW BACK TO SCHEDULED PROGRAM 4 DA WEEK
MONDAY 08/02/04
MONDAY MADNESS
HAPPY HOUR DRINK SPECIAL
$3 BEERS & $5 WELL DRINKS 6-8PM
DOORS UNZIP 6PM TILL MIDNIGHT
MEMBERS $20..
GUEST $30 +$20 YEARLY MEMBERSHIP FEE
TUESDAY 08/03/04
LATIN TUESDAY'S
WE WILL BE SHOWCASING SOME OF OUR BEST
"LATIN TALENT"
ALONG WITH OTHER TALENT SPRINKLED IN HERE AND THERE
DRINK SPECIAL OF THE NIGHT
$3 TEQUILA SHOTS WITH EVERY CORONA BEER
DOORS UNZIP 6PM TILL MIDNIGHT
MEMBERS $20..
GUEST $30 +$20 YEARLY MEMBERSHIP FEE
WEDNESDAY 08/04/04
ASSCON WEST RELOCATED TO "THE SPOT"
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
AND FOR THOSE WHO'VE BEEN ASKING
ILANA IS DUE BACK AT THE BAR\
(ALL DISCLAIMERS APPLY)
DOORS UNZIP 6PM TILL MIDNIGHT
MEMBERS $20..
GUEST $30 +$20 YEARLY MEMBERSHIP FEE
THURSDAY 08/05/04
LET ME INTRODUCE A NEW BARTENDER
MAY I INTRODUCE THE LOVELY & HOT "CORY"
DOORS UNZIP 6PM TILL MIDNIGHT
MEMBERS $20..
GUEST $30 +$20 YEARLY MEMBERSHIP FEE
FRIDAY 08/06/04
BIG D HAS SOMETHING SPECIAL PLANNED AND I'M LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS
MY ASIAN CONNECTION IS SCHEDULED
(ALL DISCLAIMERS APPLY)
DOORS UNZIP 6PM TILL 2AM
MEMBERS $20..
GUEST $30 +$20 YEARLY MEMBERSHIP FEE
SATURDAY 08/07/04
"THE SPOT" WILL BE CLOSED