Wasn't sure where to put this one, cheap thrills, long Island section. But I originally found it on backpage so here I am.
It is exactly what it says it is. And the pics oddly enough are accurate. The girls are beat the fuck up, but their bodies are slammin.
The whole thing fucked with my head tho so I won't be going back.
You call first, then you call again when you're outside. Plenty of parking. I went to the door, it's a low income housing project on front st in hempstead, and was greeted by a jacked up Spanish dude who told me to turn my phone off. Of course I think I'm getting rolled at this point. This guy was bigger than me and that's saying a lot. We get to the door of the apartment and I get patted down. Then a girl comes out and asks me to drop my shorts to my ankles. She proceeds to sniff my junk 3 times. No idea what the fuck she's doing.
With that I'm lead into another room where I'm handed a playing card from the game uno. I was told I could choose from 2 different girls, there was a girl standing there in a thong and high heels, no bra on, huge titties hanging out and she says come with me. Ok. Into a postage stamp sized room with a bed that looks like it's been taken from the curb side, sheets never changed.
The girl gets on her knees and puts a condom on my still flaccid dick. She tries to suck me hard but it just ain't happening. At that point nothing was gonna get me hard. So I put my clothes on and ask to see the other girl, I say this one can't get me hard. So the other girl comes out, looks much sweeter, almost kind, little plumper but that's ok, so I say, her, that's who i want. And they say, sure, no problem, 50 more bucks. I was in the room with the first girl for all of 5 minutes. Mother fuckers.
Anyway, I didn't stay.
But it is as advertised.
Girls were hot, room was a mess, building is a slum, and if you don't get off in 5 minutes, get the fuck out!