Linda must change her number fairly often, as I found her ad on a well known advertising site with a number of 347-353-2432.
I searched the UG forum under this number, but couldn't find it, wish I searched by name as my experience was very similar to one justanormalguy613 had.
I was feeling the Latina itch so after seeing her ad with some nice looking photos and finding what are now obviously shill reviews online I reached out to Linda via text to see if she was available. She answered relatively quickly and asked if I was cop, said no and gave me the details. She was hosting at a motel on Sunrise in Merrick, which many of you already know. Offered $100/SS (20 minutes) and $150/Half hour.
Asked for the SS, confirmed she was available and off I went, ask me to call from the parking lot which I did. When she answered she again asked me if I was a cop. I had a bad connection and she couldn't hear me so I hung up and tried again. She answered and again asks if I am a cop. Ugh. Anyway she's playing some loud music and with the bad connection I couldn't hear her well. She seems annoyed when I asked her to repeat herself with the room number.
I knock on the door and Linda opens, she more or less has the body of the woman in the photo. She's about 5'4"/5'5" or so with nice titties, a fat ass, white skin, dark hair and eyes, and has a hourglass shape. She was wearing a nice skintight one piece dress. Overall she is a pretty looking woman. She has some tattoos which are not seen in the pictures which makes me think the photos are not of her or the tattoos are photoshopped out.
As I enter she says hello but then asks me again if I am sure I'm not a cop, claims my phone number was weird, I'm like huh? Now I do use a burner app so that may be why, she's claims it sounded like a radio. Whatever, again I said no I am not a cop, even said it in Spanish. This seemed to put her at ease. Excuse myself to the bathroom, leave the donation, disrobe and we got started.
Everything was downhill from there. Told me her rules very forcefully, no kissing, I didn't expect that with a Latina pump and dump SS, but no licking/sucking/kissing her nipples either. Ok to touch her tits, but no grabbing them and no smacking her ass. Starts by spraying her self, and my cock, makes we wipes my hands with some wipes and tells me to get on the bed. Strangely tells me not to move the pillows at all and she does not completely take off her dress. I noticed she is not wearing any underwear, and finally she reveals her tits which I notice surgery scars on, of course when I touched them they felt fake. I think she doesn't like them touched too much period as she kinda moves them out of the way, so I rub her awesome ass more. She puts a condom on me strokes me a little while I continue to rub her ass.
Before I know it shes starts one of the most unenthusiastic CBJs I've ever had, I barely got hard. She quickly asks me how I want her, figuring I was only getting one position and since her I liked her ass I went for doggy. She gets some lube, puts it on me and strokes me a bit to get me hard. She tells me to let me know when I am about to cum, then gets in position and pound her doggy for a few minutes, will admit this felt good, it was great to put my hands on her ass which is large, round and feels real while pounding her. After a couple of minutes and hearing her fake moan a bit I am about to cum, so as she asked I tell her this, I even threw a moan in to let her know. She abruptly pulls away from me enough that my cock falls out of her, she proceeds to finish me off with a reach around CHJ. Just wow! This is first time I've ever had that happen with a provider.
Some clean up with few pleasantries, out of curiosity I asked her how long she'll be around she said for the summer and that she normally lives in PA. I figure she spends some time here before people realize who she is and her service level, changes her number and goes to PA to rinse and repeat. As I am leaving she tells me to save her number and see her again, yeah nope.
Face: 7, she's a nice looking chick overall.
Body: 8, awesome body and ass, but I am not a fan of fake tits, also she has some noticable scars on them.
Performance: 1.5 did the job but barely, was in and out of there in about 12 minutes.
Attitude: 1, cold as ice and not very chatty
The end result is I will never see her again and advise anyone who will listen to avoid her, even at the price point she's not worth it.
As a person she's a bit paranoid. She doesn't speak a lot, it's not a language barrier either as when I attempted to speak some Spanish to her she told me she speaks English in a very matter of fact way. Her attitude just sucks and her service is probably the worse I have had in a long time.
Go see Isamal or Vanessa instead, they are the same price and while they not GFE by any measure they are light-years better than Linda.