Things I hate/dislike about this game is :

[U_N_I_2nite]

I know you are experienced enough not to give out personal information—?

Hopefully this post gets approve

yea fuck that!!! I will not give personal information for a 15 mins fuck. The person that asked for this info, is a person that pays for Ads on this platform.

The only thing I gave her is my username on here “ @U_N_I_2nite ”

I pretty sure if I post her name, it won’t be approved.

 

[Super Simp]

Hopefully this post gets approve

yea fuck that!!! I will not give personal information for a 15 mins fuck. The person that asked for this info, is a person that pays for Ads on this platform.

The only thing I gave her is my username on here “ @U_N_I_2nite ”

I pretty sure if I post her name, it won’t be approved.

I guessing that's the same person that hit me with that shit dissmorning.

She probably did me favor and saved me a 1000 or 2 That I would have spent over the next few months with her.

I was on a role too. Meeting up with all the women that advertise on her.

O well. Can't win them all I guess

 

[Ekim788]

I hate it when you’re enjoying yourself at an amp, and they ask you if you’re finished yet

 

[billyS]

I hate it when you’re enjoying yourself at an amp, and they ask you if you’re finished yet

Aren't AMPs timed, HH or hour?

So are you saying you are fucking them so long they are wondering when you are going to cum?
Like, they can't tell if you came or not?

 

[b1gk1d]

I hate it when I leave the AMP and I feel like I wasted money.
That feeling of "I should of visit one of my regulars instead " eats me all day long.

 

[U_N_I_2nite]

I hate when they come close to my face and whisper something… I tend to hold my breath, while that lady is talking.

I DO NOT WANT TO SMELL DICK BREATH!

 

[Mongercode]

I hate when I see a provider I have t seen in awhile and say to myself it was not as good as I remembered. I hate when they get jaded or business like ugh.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I hate embellished reviews. Too many guys trying to curry favor with a provider or house post an overly positive review leaving out the negatives.

Then when I follow up I'm disappointed.

Right up there or equally annoying is when guys leave things out.
Like how the fuck did Sophia Belle have so many reviews and nobody cared to mention she was a bbw? She hid it well in her photos but come on. When I finally took the plunge I pushed the door open and saw that gut, I thought she was pregnant. Couldn't even go thru with the session I was so turned off.

Then again maybe guys were just afraid to say something negative about her because of retaliation.

 

[Super Simp]

One mans negative is another man's positive.... we all do not like the same thing.... nobody can say that anybody is over embellishing anybody... they might like a 500lb women and think she is hot and say she is hot.... I would not think that she is hot....

But to each there own...

 

[Looking4head]

I hate embellished reviews. Too many guys trying to curry favor with a provider or house post an overly positive review leaving out the negatives.

I definitely take most overly positive reviews lightly. What bothers me more are the lurkers/mongers who don't post any reviews. Trying to keep the good ones to themselves.

 

[U_N_I_2nite]

For a while I have taken my evidences with me aka the balloon with jizz. It’s either in a paper towel or wipes. It can be from a spa/ sb/ or a random hook up.

I don’t know if you guys do this or not… but I alway examine the condom to see if there’s blood or anything odd and I even smell it. Do y’all do this too?
I hate the “off” smell and brownish/greyish/yellowish discharge.

I’m not talking about the latex smell or the lubrication.

 

[billyS]

For a while I have taken my evidences with me aka the balloon with jizz. It’s either in a paper towel or wipes. It can be from a spa/ sb/ or a random hook up.

I don’t know if you guys do this or not… but I alway examine the condom to see if there’s blood or anything odd and I even smell it. Do y’all do this too?
I hate the “off” smell and brownish/greyish/yellowish discharge.

I’m not talking about the latex smell or the lubrication.

I've never taken a condom with me except once at an AMP they asked me to take it and throw it away somewhere else, they even watched me from the back door to make sure I didn't throw it in their dumpster.

The only time I ever checked a condom for blood was for my own after my prostate biopsy and then again after the procedure.

I don't know why you would smell it after the fact, the deed is over so it's not going to change anything.

 

[U_N_I_2nite]

I don't know why you would smell it after the fact, the deed is over so it's not going to change anything.

Smelling it or looking at it after, gives me reassurance that I wrapped before going in.
It makes me happy that I didn’t DATY.
It’s lets me know me for next time ( if there is going to be a next time )

 

[Mango74]

Providers who don’t wash in front of me or with me when they take me to the shower after the deed is done. And when I ask to help them wash them or if they plan to wash they say it’s fine. Makes me wonder if they wash between sessions at all.

 

[Mango74]

Asian girls who give mechanical sex and don’t know want DFK is. They just shove their tounge down your throat and act like that’s natural. It doesn’t feel good or turn me on. It’s just a forceful tongue and it feels weird as hell. I don’t know why they do that. Have they never had a boyfriend to practice on? thats part of the reason I stick with Latinas becuase for better or worst the majority of the time they will give you a natural response to sexual encounters. I don’t find mechanical amp style sex to be good sex.

 

[Super Simp]

I don’t find mechanical amp style sex to be good sex

I don't like it either.... that's why I just op for HJ if I go to an amp..... it's cheaper and I usually don't feel like, the better option would have been just too lit my money on fire ....smh

 

[billyS]

I stick with Latinas becuase for better or worst the majority of the time they will give you a natural response to sexual encounters.

I never thought of it before but that's a good point about Latinas in general.

 

[Mango74]

I hate embellished reviews. Too many guys trying to curry favor with a provider or house post an overly positive review leaving out the negatives.

Then when I follow up I'm disappointed.

Right up there or equally annoying is when guys leave things out.
Like how the fuck did Sophia Belle have so many reviews and nobody cared to mention she was a bbw? She hid it well in her photos but come on. When I finally took the plunge I pushed the door open and saw that gut, I thought she was pregnant. Couldn't even go thru with the session I was so turned off.

Then again maybe guys were just afraid to say something negative about her because of retaliation.

This.

There is a lot of simps on this website and in this trade and it isn’t surprising but can be annoying. I wonder sometimes when I post a negative review or if I say I found a provider unattractive or old, and immediately within the same week that same provider will get reviewed and will say the opposite of what I wrote if those reviewers are just white knighting or were asked by the agency to provide a review.

case in point, I recall when gentlemen’s choice tried to bait and switch me with Yolanda, the much older woman, I said in my review I didn’t find her attractive at all and low and behind there comes a plethora of reviews combatting what I said and saying how she compensates by providing good service.

same at Austin beauty, I commented how a provider was very old and there comes a few reviews discussing this providers beauty which is totally misleading. Dinara (retired Latina) and Jazmin at pink angel get over inflated reviews about their beauty and service too. Pink angel in particular has a lot of inflated reviews. Not sure what this trend is about since they did say they don’t ask mongers to provide reviews. There reviews led me to go with higher expectations of those women which were not met.

 

[billyS]

This.

There is a lot of simps on this website and in this trade and it isn’t surprising but can be annoying. I wonder sometimes when I post a negative review or if I say I found a provider unattractive or old, and immediately within the same week that same provider will get reviewed and will say the opposite of what I wrote if those reviewers are just white knighting or were asked by the agency to provide a review.

case in point, I recall when gentlemen’s choice tried to bait and switch me with Yolanda, the much older woman, I said in my review I didn’t find her attractive at all and low and behind there comes a plethora of reviews combatting what I said and saying how she compensates by providing good service.

same at Austin beauty, I commented how a provider was very old and there comes a few reviews discussing this providers beauty which is totally misleading. Dinara (retired Latina) and Jazmin at pink angel get over inflated reviews about their beauty and service too. Pink angel in particular has a lot of inflated reviews. Not sure what this trend is about since they did say they don’t ask mongers to provide reviews. There reviews led me to go with higher expectations of those women which were not met.

What you are seeing is a byproduct of just about all the girls and agencies read this board now.

It wasn't like that twenty years ago when I first joined. Occasionally a white knight would clue a girl in about her reviews and all hell would break loose but today Everyone reads UG including Seeking Arrangement girls.

Sometimes it might take a while for one of these young white drugged out girls from Long Island to find out she is being reviewed here, but she eventually will.

I don't know what the answer is. As a mod I try to call out the most obvious ones and if the person is in moderation delete the post before any sees it.

Now just about all you can take from a review is a general idea of what might be offered at what price. And even then because of some of your guys hygiene it still might be YMMV.

 

[mugi]

Back in the 70’s, entering an Asian Massage Parlor was like being an honored guest of the Emperor in “The Forbidden City,” and being treated to his concubines.

The Asian mystique in this business is fast-fading as they become more and more westernized.

When I started going to AMP’s years ago, you could expect a very unique oriental hospitality and demeanor which was genuine and well worth the money.

They have now dispensed with that boutique-like caring service, as the fast-paced, money-grubbing, assembly-line service has replaced the elegant caring quality it once possessed.

AMP’s that tout legitimate massage are still a bargain and they maintain quality and honesty of service. In a legitimate Asian spa, an hour means an hour. But, full-service AMP’s, I avoid. The mixture of a good massage and full-service gets so muddled and convoluted in these AMP’s these days. Money to the house, money to the girl, extra costs assigned to every maneuver, time devoted to massage, time devoted to full-service, customers calling interrupting, mamasan’s treachery and fake smile; I can do without.

Grabbing a girl off the streets and getting your fair share seems to be the only honest game in town. She represents herself as an independent contractor and her survival is intertwined with her services.