Things I hate/dislike about this game is :

[Realist]

Mongers that don't text or try to call the amp. Nothing worse that have a cock in her mouth and the girl has to jump up, throw on clothes because someone is ringing the bell non stop. A skilled girl can suck and text at the same time.

I never had those problems with amp. Regular independent escorts, many times I would make and confirm an appointment, give an approximate arrival time and the chick wouldn't be ready when I get there making me wait around longer than I'd like to. I like to be in and out.

 

[Amanda92411]

Everyone has stated some great hates and dislikes. All extremely valid. I agree with so many of them. But let's not forget, it takes two to tango!

If the mods would allow it, I would love to hear from some of the women of UG. It's good to hear the other side. Get a different perspective. Some may not think it, but there is a standard of etiquette required in this game with certain providers. We might learn a thing or two from a few of the ladies that could potentially increase the quality of the interactions/session for both parties.

First person that came to mind was actually @Amanda92411....I feel like with some of the posts I have read in her thread; she is able share a few things that could definitely teach a couple people something!

Yall tryna get me in trouble but here it is…lol :

I hate when people negotiate my donation

I hate the no call no show and then the why when we refuse to give another chance

I hate when there are reviews AND a menu and still get asked what services I provide

I hate when the numbers change every month and yall text like we’re supposed to magically know it’s you with a different number

I hate when mid session ppl are asking for things they should have asked BEFORE the session

I hate mid session when ppl complain about condoms

I hate when ppl take advantage of my time and schedule and then cry and whine when they’re blacklisted

I hate when y’all don’t groom or shower and want us to be UNDER the balls

I hate when the session is over and there’s a blatant shitty skid mark on the sheet and I have another session right after so I have to scrub my ass off to make sure the previous person’s shittty ass does not show or linger (y’all seriously need to learn the art of wiping your asses)

I hate when they want us to understand their schedule but waste our time not responding and then getting an attitude when you give the time to someone else….welll you slept on the opportunity not my fault I’m here to work….

I hate when mongers try to milk a HHR to more time and then not pay for it and be upset when you clock watch the next time they show up…

Any ladies brave enough to

 

[Raptor808]

Yall tryna get me in trouble but here it is…lol :

I hate when people negotiate my donation

I hate the no call no show and then the why when we refuse to give another chance

I hate when there are reviews AND a menu and still get asked what services I provide

I hate when the numbers change every month and yall text like we’re supposed to magically know it’s you with a different number

I hate when mid session ppl are asking for things they should have asked BEFORE the session

I hate mid session when ppl complain about condoms

I hate when ppl take advantage of my time and schedule and then cry and whine when they’re blacklisted

I hate when y’all don’t groom or shower and want us to be UNDER the balls

I hate when the session is over and there’s a blatant shitty skid mark on the sheet and I have another session right after so I have to scrub my ass off to make sure the previous person’s shittty ass does not show or linger (y’all seriously need to learn the art of wiping your asses)

I hate when they want us to understand their schedule but waste our time not responding and then getting an attitude when you give the time to someone else….welll you slept on the opportunity not my fault I’m here to work….

I hate when mongers try to milk a HHR to more time and then not pay for it and be upset when you clock watch the next time they show up…

Any ladies brave enough to

I can not believe more than one left skid marks.
A little to much info but I never have sex with anyone if I took a dump during the day with out showering. And I’m the type to stick the bar of soap up there and run it around quite a bit.
If I could shower five times a day I would. It’s just a nice rest.

Great thread.

 

[Super Simp]

I hate when the session is over and there’s a blatant shitty skid mark on the sheet and I have another session right after so I have to scrub my ass off to make sure the previous person’s shittty ass does not show or linger (y’all seriously need to learn the art of wiping your asses)

Good lord.......wtf.....I need to go take a shower after reading this...... God damn. This is really the craziest shit I've read in awhile lmao.

 

[billyS]

Yall tryna get me in trouble but here it is…lol :

I hate when people negotiate my donation

I hate the no call no show and then the why when we refuse to give another chance

I hate when there are reviews AND a menu and still get asked what services I provide

I hate when the numbers change every month and yall text like we’re supposed to magically know it’s you with a different number

I hate when mid session ppl are asking for things they should have asked BEFORE the session

I hate mid session when ppl complain about condoms

I hate when ppl take advantage of my time and schedule and then cry and whine when they’re blacklisted

I hate when y’all don’t groom or shower and want us to be UNDER the balls

I hate when the session is over and there’s a blatant shitty skid mark on the sheet and I have another session right after so I have to scrub my ass off to make sure the previous person’s shittty ass does not show or linger (y’all seriously need to learn the art of wiping your asses)

I hate when they want us to understand their schedule but waste our time not responding and then getting an attitude when you give the time to someone else….welll you slept on the opportunity not my fault I’m here to work….

I hate when mongers try to milk a HHR to more time and then not pay for it and be upset when you clock watch the next time they show up…

Any ladies brave enough to

I would definitely ban skid marks boy.

Great stuff Amanda. I hope some of these see themselves in these comments, but I have a feeling that if they are guilty of some of things they are also clueless as to the fact that they are doing them.

 

[Jolly Kaia GFE]

I hate the no call no show and then the why when we refuse to give another chance

I hate when y’all don’t groom or shower and want us to be UNDER the balls

I hate when the session is over and there’s a blatant shitty skid mark on the sheet and I have another session right after so I have to scrub my ass off to make sure the previous person’s shittty ass does not show or linger (y’all seriously need to learn the art of wiping your asses)

I hate when they want us to understand their schedule but waste our time not responding and then getting an attitude when you give the time to someone else….welll you slept on the opportunity not my fault I’m here to work….

I hate when mongers try to milk a HHR to more time and then not pay for it and be upset when you clock watch the next time they show up…

Any ladies brave enough to

Thank you Amanda,
You listed in detail the things that's we really dislike it as providers.

The feeling of perfect sex is stand between each other, not one side, even paid money.

* Those who want DFK, but don't do the mouth washing in advance.

* Those they stick their dirty finger in my asshole without any cleaning when they just came in my place.

* In the moment of sexual passion, suddenly discuss other topics such as "How are your family? What do you do in your rest time? What's the books you like? " Or "how many guys are there ahead of me today??!! WTF !!

* Those who made appointments but disappeared without any response, and few months later want another appointment but still without any explanation.

* Those who already certified and knows that I provide GFE sex services, but when they first time come in and say they just want a normal massage trying to negotiate my donation.

* Those who paid GEF price, but asking me Not to do DFK/BBJ/CBJ/Daty/SEX,..... What should I do?!!!! Hug a hour ?!!!

* Short notice want come up without appointment or authorisation.

* Don't like guys making lists for me to do one by one, like a robot.

 

[billyS]

Thank you Amanda,
You listed in detail the things that's we dislike it as providers. The feeling of perfect sex is stand between each other, not one side, even paid money.

* Those who want DFK, but don't do the mouth washing in advance.

* Those they stick their dirty finger in my asshole without any cleaning when they just came in my place.

* In the moment of sexual passion, suddenly discuss other topics such as "How are your family? What do you do in your rest time? What's the books you like? " Or "how many guys are there ahead of me today??!! WTF !!

* Those who made appointments but disappeared without any response, and few months later want another appointment but still without any explanation.

* Those who already certified and knows that I provide GRE sex services, but when they first time come in and say they just want a normal massage trying to negotiate my donation.

* Short notice want come up without appointment or authorisation.

* Don't like guys making lists for me to do one by one, like a robot.

Great stuff @Jolly Kaia GFE !
Good list of things to remember to get on your good side

 

[Nehoma]

I mentioned this many times when the ass munchers don't hesitate to rim that nasty hole.

 

[66Nightowl66]

Yall tryna get me in trouble but here it is…lol :

I hate when people negotiate my donation

I hate the no call no show and then the why when we refuse to give another chance

I hate when there are reviews AND a menu and still get asked what services I provide

I hate when the numbers change every month and yall text like we’re supposed to magically know it’s you with a different number

I hate when mid session ppl are asking for things they should have asked BEFORE the session

I hate mid session when ppl complain about condoms

I hate when ppl take advantage of my time and schedule and then cry and whine when they’re blacklisted

I hate when y’all don’t groom or shower and want us to be UNDER the balls

I hate when the session is over and there’s a blatant shitty skid mark on the sheet and I have another session right after so I have to scrub my ass off to make sure the previous person’s shittty ass does not show or linger (y’all seriously need to learn the art of wiping your asses)

I hate when they want us to understand their schedule but waste our time not responding and then getting an attitude when you give the time to someone else….welll you slept on the opportunity not my fault I’m here to work….

I hate when mongers try to milk a HHR to more time and then not pay for it and be upset when you clock watch the next time they show up…

Any ladies brave enough to

Thank you Amanda. I feel like what you mentioned about the skid mark shouldn't have to be said. I HATE filthy people. I wash literally inside and out before my appointments and then when I get there. It kills me that scumbags like that make it harder on all of us.

 

[mugi]

Thank you Amanda,
You listed in detail the things that's we really dislike it as providers.

The feeling of perfect sex is stand between each other, not one side, even paid money.

* Those who want DFK, but don't do the mouth washing in advance.

* Those they stick their dirty finger in my asshole without any cleaning when they just came in my place.

* In the moment of sexual passion, suddenly discuss other topics such as "How are your family? What do you do in your rest time? What's the books you like? " Or "how many guys are there ahead of me today??!! WTF !!

* Those who made appointments but disappeared without any response, and few months later want another appointment but still without any explanation.

* Those who already certified and knows that I provide GFE sex services, but when they first time come in and say they just want a normal massage trying to negotiate my donation.

* Those who paid GEF price, but asking me Not to do DFK/BBJ/CBJ/Daty/SEX,..... What should I do?!!!! Hug a hour ?!!!

* Short notice want come up without appointment or authorisation.

* Don't like guys making lists for me to do one by one, like a robot.

“* Those who paid GEF price, but asking me Not to do DFK/BBJ/CBJ/Daty/SEX,..... What should I do?!!!! Hug a hour ?!!! ”

Going on the obvious assumption that “GEF” is just a fingering error for “GFE.” (Girlfriend Experience)

It sounds like the above quote refers possibly to a lonely soul looking to experience (and pay a premium for) a deeply romantic experience with a pseudo paid-for loving girlfriend and he is willing to pay extra for your efforts and ability to act like it is sincere.

This example refers probably to a guy who requires the emotional support of a woman for an hour or so, where safe-sex is an adjunct to a romantic sexual experience that he desires, that he is hungry for, that is absent from his life. He is simulating having a girlfriend, and quite willing to pay for it.

With respect to your quote and query, “What should I do?!!!! Hug a hour ?!!! ,” he probably isn’t asking you to just robotic-like hug him. He probably wants a very balanced combination of sex in a variety of positions, but more with a sincere, meaningful, caring approach. In other words, a session less akin to a porno shoot, and more akin to a romantic tryst.

He is asking the provider to provide the service that is advertised, taking “girlfriend experience” quite literally, and tailoring it to his own needs.

Seems like he interprets “GFE - Girlfriend Experience,” quite literally, the provider providing an almost authentic award-winning Hollywood loving girlfriend scene together, where she is a paid actress in the role of a loving girlfriend, acting like she is in a committed relationship with the customer.

For some providers, although they advertise GFE, they are incapable of actually mustering up that type of service. It is not really in their repertoire. Although, they do advertise such, based on the morphed-into, pared-down version of GFE. The provider most probably doesn’t understand the origin of the genre and all that it encompasses.

And, oddly enough, other providers, not being paid extra for “GFE,” when suddenly touched in the right way, seem to just automatically blossom into that more tender genre of sexual encounter. (Referring to the tender, loving, hugging, romantic aspect of GFE)

Surely that term, GFE has grown to mean something other than originally intended in its initial debut in the latter 1980’s, early 1990’s. (Hard to pinpoint exactly when it emerged into existence) But, it seems that the original intention of that category of service was for a provider to be paid to act and behave like the guy is her boyfriend and she is actually making sweet love to him, usually without protection.

But, the clients you are referring to that don’t want “DFK/BBJ/CBJ/Daty/SEX,” are willing to pay extra for you to provide the emotional loving aspect of the role play, implied in the original version of GFE, where you are both in a state of heightened awareness and performing the act of “making love.” Yet, the customer is not totally delusional, either. He surely realizes the reality of the situation is that you are not his girlfriend and you are servicing many other customers, and he wants to avoid the possibility of contracting any potential diseases associated with unprotected sex.

So, he curtails and customizes the GFE experiences for practical purposes, giving him a certain level of psychological comfort for his physical wellbeing.

So, yes, you partially answered your own question. He probably wants a lot of hugging and light kissing and condom sex, with you doing your best to open your heart as well as your legs and provide a loving nurturing experience together with him. Which is probably something he longs for, that he is not capable of creating at this juncture in his life for whatever reason with a girlfriend and/or a wife, SO. So, he pays you, contracts you for this purpose, and completes his experience, and goes on with his life, a little more fulfilled, and a little less lonely.

He is asking a professional to break protocol, slow down and be patient and accommodating, and empathetic for his paid-for time-slot and to be given what is literally implied in the name of the service, a girlfriend experience, a surrogate girlfriend.

He desires to pay extra for that true GFE experience because he does not want and need just a standard erotic sexual sensual fantasy experience at the moment. Possibly he is in the midst of a breakup or a divorce. That type of hump and dump is just not what he needs at this moment in his life. So, he calls upon the provider to reach into her catalogue of services and apply her professional ingenuity, and come up with a nice paid-for service custom package for him.

Some providers can pull it off and others can’t.

I guess Lennon and McCartney (Beatles) put it quite succinctly in the title of their song, “Can’t Buy Me Love.”

 

[Jolly Kaia GFE]

“* Those who paid GEF price, but asking me Not to do DFK/BBJ/CBJ/Daty/SEX,..... What should I do?!!!! Hug a hour ?!!! ”

Going on the obvious assumption that “GEF” is just a fingering error for “GFE.” (Girlfriend Experience)

It sounds like the above quote refers possibly to a lonely soul looking to experience (and pay a premium for) a deeply romantic experience with a pseudo paid-for loving girlfriend and he is willing to pay extra for your efforts and ability to act like it is sincere.

This example refers probably to a guy who requires the emotional support of a woman for an hour or so, where safe-sex is an adjunct to a romantic sexual experience that he desires, that he is hungry for, that is absent from his life. He is simulating having a girlfriend, and quite willing to pay for it.

With respect to your quote and query, “What should I do?!!!! Hug a hour ?!!! ,” he probably isn’t asking you to just robotic-like hug him. He probably wants a very balanced combination of sex in a variety of positions, but more with a sincere, meaningful, caring approach. In other words, a session less akin to a porno shoot, and more akin to a romantic tryst.

He is asking the provider to provide the service that is advertised, taking “girlfriend experience” quite literally, and tailoring it to his own needs.

Seems like he interprets “GFE - Girlfriend Experience,” quite literally, the provider providing an almost authentic award-winning Hollywood loving girlfriend scene together, where she is a paid actress in the role of a loving girlfriend, acting like she is in a committed relationship with the customer.

For some providers, although they advertise GFE, they are incapable of actually mustering up that type of service. It is not really in their repertoire. Although, they do advertise such, based on the morphed-into, pared-down version of GFE. The provider most probably doesn’t understand the origin of the genre and all that it encompasses.

And, oddly enough, other providers, not being paid extra for “GFE,” when suddenly touched in the right way, seem to just automatically blossom into that more tender genre of sexual encounter. (Referring to the tender, loving, hugging, romantic aspect of GFE)

Surely that term, GFE has grown to mean something other than originally intended in its initial debut in the latter 1980’s, early 1990’s. (Hard to pinpoint exactly when it emerged into existence) But, it seems that the original intention of that category of service was for a provider to be paid to act and behave like the guy is her boyfriend and she is actually making sweet love to him, usually without protection.

But, the clients you are referring to that don’t want “DFK/BBJ/CBJ/Daty/SEX,” are willing to pay extra for you to provide the emotional loving aspect of the role play, implied in the original version of GFE, where you are both in a state of heightened awareness and performing the act of “making love.” Yet, the customer is not totally delusional, either. He surely realizes the reality of the situation is that you are not his girlfriend and you are servicing many other customers, and he wants to avoid the possibility of contracting any potential diseases associated with unprotected sex.

So, he curtails and customizes the GFE experiences for practical purposes, giving him a certain level of psychological comfort for his physical wellbeing.

So, yes, you partially answered your own question. He probably wants a lot of hugging and light kissing and condom sex, with you doing your best to open your heart as well as your legs and provide a loving nurturing experience together with him. Which is probably something he longs for, that he is not capable of creating at this juncture in his life for whatever reason with a girlfriend and/or a wife, SO. So, he pays you, contracts you for this purpose, and completes his experience, and goes on with his life, a little more fulfilled, and a little less lonely.

He is asking a professional to break protocol, slow down and be patient and accommodating, and empathetic for his paid-for time-slot and to be given what is literally implied in the name of the service, a girlfriend experience, a surrogate girlfriend.

He desires to pay extra for that true GFE experience because he does not want and need just a standard erotic sexual sensual fantasy experience at the moment. Possibly he is in the midst of a breakup or a divorce. That type of hump and dump is just not what he needs at this moment in his life. So, he calls upon the provider to reach into her catalogue of services and apply her professional ingenuity, and come up with a nice paid-for service custom package for him.

Some providers can pull it off and others can’t.

I guess Lennon and McCartney (Beatles) put it quite succinctly in the title of their song, “Can’t Buy Me Love.”

Admired ,！

 

[pokler]

Yall tryna get me in trouble but here it is…lol :

I hate when people negotiate my donation

I hate the no call no show and then the why when we refuse to give another chance

I hate when there are reviews AND a menu and still get asked what services I provide

I hate when the numbers change every month and yall text like we’re supposed to magically know it’s you with a different number

I hate when mid session ppl are asking for things they should have asked BEFORE the session

I hate mid session when ppl complain about condoms

I hate when ppl take advantage of my time and schedule and then cry and whine when they’re blacklisted

I hate when y’all don’t groom or shower and want us to be UNDER the balls

I hate when the session is over and there’s a blatant shitty skid mark on the sheet and I have another session right after so I have to scrub my ass off to make sure the previous person’s shittty ass does not show or linger (y’all seriously need to learn the art of wiping your asses)

I hate when they want us to understand their schedule but waste our time not responding and then getting an attitude when you give the time to someone else….welll you slept on the opportunity not my fault I’m here to work….

I hate when mongers try to milk a HHR to more time and then not pay for it and be upset when you clock watch the next time they show up…

Any ladies brave enough to

I hope you're not rimming the skid mark guys !

 

[Monty_monty]

Hates...

• fake pictures
• upsell during the session
• Or even worse deciding that our earlier texts confirming services/donations- that she doesn't do that. This has nothing to do with hygiene (I can arrive showered fresh business casual clothing, and no contact yet and reneg's on the services already. )
• Sudden lack of communication once you get there, waiting for the room number, no response... to only be half back home and they start texting you why'd you leave?! Because I sat in the parking lot for 20 minutes already waiting and wasting my time
• The answering the phone/ text while engaged in the act.. I get that their "not into us", but at least pretend that you are there at the moment.. talk about ruining the vibe, and then they complain I'm taking to long...

 

[Amanda92411]

I hope you're not rimming the skid mark guys !

And yet that is the dumbest thing anyone could do though!!!!!!!

 

[genius]

Had an Asian girl once where I was doing her greek. She took out her phone and started playing a game. She was bent over the massage table and the phone was lying on it while she played with it. I could hear and see all the characters in the game.

Usually I only go part way in the strokes but when I saw the game on the phone I decided to ram all the way in. She got the idea, gave out a loud gasp and immediately stopped playing with the phone.

 

[trader1]

Receiving random texts ( as recently as a couple days ago)
“ Hi Babe” or “ Hi Honey” from a number I did not recognize -
Did a reverse search and found it to be place I have not gone to in 5 plus years

 

[pokler]

Hate when girls try to fake a rim job by twirling their lubed finger around your asshole and not their tongue. Do they thing just because I'm on all 4's I can't tell?

 

[U_N_I_2nite]

Hate when they ask to verify with something personal like Driver ID, work ID, LinkedIn … but they have a fake name to cover their personal information.
I come with real cash, I verify with real personal information, I bust real nut. I get the fake names , fake moans, they become actresses. I don’t get it?

 

[gold69]

Hate when they ask to verify with something personal like Driver ID, work ID, LinkedIn … but they have a fake name to cover their personal information.
I come with real cash, I verify with real personal information, I bust real nut. I get the fake names , fake moans, they become actresses. I don’t get it?

Ain't no pussy worth sending a pic of your govt id or full name or real picture, God forbid something happens to this provider first thing they will check is their phones, just move on the next, I'm sure there's 100s other providers that will gladly take your $$. I understand some may do it for their safety or whatnot but what about your safety and lively hood, a 15 min nut isn't worth potentially destroying your life remember that.

 

[trader1]

Hate when they ask to verify with something personal like Driver ID, work ID, LinkedIn … but they have a fake name to cover their personal information.
I come with real cash, I verify with real personal information, I bust real nut. I get the fake names , fake moans, they become actresses. I don’t get it?

I know you are experienced enough not to give out personal information—?