- I hate when a provider has long ratchet nails.
- I hate when they don’t shave or trim in their private.
- I hate when they have a guy in the bathroom
- I hate it when they had a pimp or boyfriend that just walked out of the room.
- I hate it when I catch feelings ( we love the hoes, not in love with them)
- I hate that I like this, I don’t think I can settle down with one woman
Things I hate/dislike about this game is :
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I hate that they use fake pictures.
Image if they always used real, recent pictures hiding nothing?
I hate upsell during the session. Get everything out of the way before the clothes come off this way once I'm hard I can just pound away.
I hate hairy untamed bushes
I hate cigarette breath, kimchi breath, condom breath.
I hate a pussy that smells and/or tastes like lube.
I hate when they promise services while negotiating then renege when the clothes come off.
I hate when they don't give you a good angle or block with their knees or in general don't let you put the whole thing in.
I hate when they flake on you once you're at the hotel/motel.
I hate when they get a bitchy attitude once the money is exchanged and give minimal service.
Image if they always used real, recent pictures hiding nothing?
I hate upsell during the session. Get everything out of the way before the clothes come off this way once I'm hard I can just pound away.
I hate hairy untamed bushes
I hate cigarette breath, kimchi breath, condom breath.
I hate a pussy that smells and/or tastes like lube.
I hate when they promise services while negotiating then renege when the clothes come off.
I hate when they don't give you a good angle or block with their knees or in general don't let you put the whole thing in.
I hate when they flake on you once you're at the hotel/motel.
I hate when they get a bitchy attitude once the money is exchanged and give minimal service.
I hate when they rush you to cum..did you come yet?
I hate when they get right down to business. If applicable, I enjoy the massage.
I hate when the cops break in.
I hate finding used needles in the bathroom.
I hate being pickpocted on a cardate.
I hate when I find out that a drag queen just blew me.
I hate when a period is dropped on me while doing CG.
I hate it when I have guilt and remorse after another shitty session.
I hate it when my wife finds lipstick on my tighty whities.
I hate CBJs
I hate missing all the good action that I read about here because of no longer being involved.
I hate when they get right down to business. If applicable, I enjoy the massage.
I hate when the cops break in.
I hate finding used needles in the bathroom.
I hate being pickpocted on a cardate.
I hate when I find out that a drag queen just blew me.
I hate when a period is dropped on me while doing CG.
I hate it when I have guilt and remorse after another shitty session.
I hate it when my wife finds lipstick on my tighty whities.
I hate CBJs
I hate missing all the good action that I read about here because of no longer being involved.
Some really good ones here.
I meant to add the "are you going to cum?"
It's like " yeah I'm going to cum, just shut up and suck my dick, and get your elbow off my thigh"
That along with, within the first few minutes of a cbj of bbbj, "are you going to get hard"
Again, just shut up and get back to it, I have the half hour.
I meant to add the "are you going to cum?"
It's like " yeah I'm going to cum, just shut up and suck my dick, and get your elbow off my thigh"
That along with, within the first few minutes of a cbj of bbbj, "are you going to get hard"
Again, just shut up and get back to it, I have the half hour.
I hate it when I book an appointment with 1 specific provider only to show up and someone different comes in for the massage . I hate when the provider speaks absolutely no English whatsoever. I dislike bush (please keep it shaved or trim.) Other than that I love the ladies who work in the Amps! Honestly, I’ve been fortunate to have spent some “sexy time” with some women who are just lovely,gorgeous and beautiful!❤️.
Regarding AMPs:
I hate when the provider keeps leaving the room to answer the phone or door.
I hate when I am told it is a 5 minute wait, and I get undressed and lay on the table for 20 minutes waiting.
I hate when we agree on an amount and I have to get off the table and fish it out of my pocket.
I hate when I pay for an hour, she finishes me off in 45 minutes and then wants to send me on my way.
I hate when the monger next to me is very loud. Either just talking loudly or completing loudly.
I hate when they have service guys there. Heat, electric, etc.
I hate places that are semi legit. There I am getting a HJ in a room with a curtain for a door, while right across from me a woman is sitting in a chair getting a foot massage.
I hate the premature "turn over". Get me worked up first.
I hate places with an outside door that has a doorbell and a lock. I am left standing in full view of everyone as I wait for them to answer the door.
Here are somethings that only happened once:
I had just finished up with a provider and we were getting dressed, when a monger pulls back the curtain and enters the room. Apparently he misunderstood which room his girl was bringing him to. He just guessed.
Midway through the massage the provided told me I needed to switch rooms. She wrapped me in a towel and I walked down the hall to another room.
I hate when the provider keeps leaving the room to answer the phone or door.
I hate when I am told it is a 5 minute wait, and I get undressed and lay on the table for 20 minutes waiting.
I hate when we agree on an amount and I have to get off the table and fish it out of my pocket.
I hate when I pay for an hour, she finishes me off in 45 minutes and then wants to send me on my way.
I hate when the monger next to me is very loud. Either just talking loudly or completing loudly.
I hate when they have service guys there. Heat, electric, etc.
I hate places that are semi legit. There I am getting a HJ in a room with a curtain for a door, while right across from me a woman is sitting in a chair getting a foot massage.
I hate the premature "turn over". Get me worked up first.
I hate places with an outside door that has a doorbell and a lock. I am left standing in full view of everyone as I wait for them to answer the door.
Here are somethings that only happened once:
I had just finished up with a provider and we were getting dressed, when a monger pulls back the curtain and enters the room. Apparently he misunderstood which room his girl was bringing him to. He just guessed.
Midway through the massage the provided told me I needed to switch rooms. She wrapped me in a towel and I walked down the hall to another room.
i agree with all your points except this one. This situation turns me on.
Totally accidentally I found a foot massage place by me that also does backrubs on curtained off tables. We are talking about hospital type curtains pulled around the table.
But of course I ignored the "keep your undwear on" sign and found the woman willing to go the "extra" mile for a bigger tip.
Having a soccer mom right outside that thin curtain while I'm getting jacked off is pretty cool. I'm trying to talk her into a blow job. I showed her a Benjamin last time and pointed to her mouth and she didn't say no.
Totally accidentally I found a foot massage place by me that also does backrubs on curtained off tables. We are talking about hospital type curtains pulled around the table.
But of course I ignored the "keep your undwear on" sign and found the woman willing to go the "extra" mile for a bigger tip.
Having a soccer mom right outside that thin curtain while I'm getting jacked off is pretty cool. I'm trying to talk her into a blow job. I showed her a Benjamin last time and pointed to her mouth and she didn't say no.
I hate it when they have cold hands
I hate it when you need to use the bathroom and you find a surprise
I hate it when a 1/2 hr is over in15 minutes
I hate it when a pretty girl leads you to a room only to have a blimp replace her
I hate it when they start yelling at each other
I hate it when you say soft and your in dire pain
I hate it when I leave and ask myself that was a waste of money
I hate it when you need to use the bathroom and you find a surprise
I hate it when a 1/2 hr is over in15 minutes
I hate it when a pretty girl leads you to a room only to have a blimp replace her
I hate it when they start yelling at each other
I hate it when you say soft and your in dire pain
I hate it when I leave and ask myself that was a waste of money
I dislike the thought as I ( and perhaps I speak for many of us old timers) have less patience for all of the above critique than we did many years ago-
Back then, I was much more forgiving and was able to take a few negatives on the chin and move on —
Active days are over, but found myself much more critical of provider transgressions in the past few years
Back then, I was much more forgiving and was able to take a few negatives on the chin and move on —
Active days are over, but found myself much more critical of provider transgressions in the past few years
Everyone has stated some great hates and dislikes. All extremely valid. I agree with so many of them. But let's not forget, it takes two to tango!
If the mods would allow it, I would love to hear from some of the women of UG. It's good to hear the other side. Get a different perspective. Some may not think it, but there is a standard of etiquette required in this game with certain providers. We might learn a thing or two from a few of the ladies that could potentially increase the quality of the interactions/session for both parties.
First person that came to mind was actually @Amanda92411....I feel like with some of the posts I have read in her thread; she is able share a few things that could definitely teach a couple people something!
If the mods would allow it, I would love to hear from some of the women of UG. It's good to hear the other side. Get a different perspective. Some may not think it, but there is a standard of etiquette required in this game with certain providers. We might learn a thing or two from a few of the ladies that could potentially increase the quality of the interactions/session for both parties.
First person that came to mind was actually @Amanda92411....I feel like with some of the posts I have read in her thread; she is able share a few things that could definitely teach a couple people something!
It has happened to me many times in AMP’s where they replace beauty with the beast. It really depends on my mood, whether I play ignorant or not.
Their trick is to tell you to get undressed and lie face down, (hoping your awareness is sleeping) and open the curtain and send in the fat girl.
You can usually feel the room shaking like a 1.3 on the Richter scale, which causes you to rear up with great concern, only to be further horrified by the sheer mass.
On one occasion in Flushing, I was assigned a cutie, and I wanted to make sure I got her. After getting naked, face down, they sent in the fat girl. Her weight wasn’t enough to register a quake, but I rose up just to make sure it was the cutie. It wasn’t. I protested. Made a move for my trousers. And, they sent the cutie back in. And, I did date that cutie for a few years and had many adventures with her outside of the various spas she later worked in until she fled to a west coast AMP.
I once took my daughter for a Thai massage in Asia. They were busy, busy, busy. They assigned me the 250 pound cook from the basement because they had no one else.
But, since I was with my daughter and would not embarrass myself asking for extras, I went with it. I had a beer or two for lunch and I was in a very good and jolly mood. I told the big gal to walk on my back. She shook her head vehemently “no.” I was feeling good and told her that bigger girls than her have walked on my back with no problem. I told her that she was skinny compared to them. She got excited and “all aboard!!!” (I felt her weight but I know how to breathe through it) But, she very cautiously walked up and down, grew in confidence, called all the other girls and the mamasan from their stations to watch the once basement cook become a ballerina. They all laughed clapped and cheered her on.
My daughter was delighted that daddy was being cool and creating a gleeful spirit in the spa. (little did she know that her daddy knows his way around spas pretty goddam well)
The mamasan gave me the spa’s card and said next time you get our prettiest Thai girl, “and she will take care of you!!!”
But, if I am going to a spa or escort for FS, I will never accept an alternate/substitute unless I find her to be an upgrade.
Whether overweight or just ugly, or a girl giving you bad vibes, or a woman that is only a few years from the grave, you always have the right to refuse and walk. I have done it plenty of times. Taking a massage and hand job from a /chubby/ugly/wrinkly is one thing. But, making love to her; I draw the line.
I’ll take a fat girl and put her weight to good use walking on my back, purely for the therapeutic value.
It’s actually a bargain. Because sometimes I’ll pay for two girls to walk on my back and that is a double fee to the house. But, getting one fat girl, I score a two-for-one value discount.
Their trick is to tell you to get undressed and lie face down, (hoping your awareness is sleeping) and open the curtain and send in the fat girl.
You can usually feel the room shaking like a 1.3 on the Richter scale, which causes you to rear up with great concern, only to be further horrified by the sheer mass.
On one occasion in Flushing, I was assigned a cutie, and I wanted to make sure I got her. After getting naked, face down, they sent in the fat girl. Her weight wasn’t enough to register a quake, but I rose up just to make sure it was the cutie. It wasn’t. I protested. Made a move for my trousers. And, they sent the cutie back in. And, I did date that cutie for a few years and had many adventures with her outside of the various spas she later worked in until she fled to a west coast AMP.
I once took my daughter for a Thai massage in Asia. They were busy, busy, busy. They assigned me the 250 pound cook from the basement because they had no one else.
But, since I was with my daughter and would not embarrass myself asking for extras, I went with it. I had a beer or two for lunch and I was in a very good and jolly mood. I told the big gal to walk on my back. She shook her head vehemently “no.” I was feeling good and told her that bigger girls than her have walked on my back with no problem. I told her that she was skinny compared to them. She got excited and “all aboard!!!” (I felt her weight but I know how to breathe through it) But, she very cautiously walked up and down, grew in confidence, called all the other girls and the mamasan from their stations to watch the once basement cook become a ballerina. They all laughed clapped and cheered her on.
My daughter was delighted that daddy was being cool and creating a gleeful spirit in the spa. (little did she know that her daddy knows his way around spas pretty goddam well)
The mamasan gave me the spa’s card and said next time you get our prettiest Thai girl, “and she will take care of you!!!”
But, if I am going to a spa or escort for FS, I will never accept an alternate/substitute unless I find her to be an upgrade.
Whether overweight or just ugly, or a girl giving you bad vibes, or a woman that is only a few years from the grave, you always have the right to refuse and walk. I have done it plenty of times. Taking a massage and hand job from a /chubby/ugly/wrinkly is one thing. But, making love to her; I draw the line.
I’ll take a fat girl and put her weight to good use walking on my back, purely for the therapeutic value.
It’s actually a bargain. Because sometimes I’ll pay for two girls to walk on my back and that is a double fee to the house. But, getting one fat girl, I score a two-for-one value discount.
Discussed somewhere else but wanted to reiterate
Letting your emotions get the best of you, forgetting that for the most part, this is a business and one should leave emotions out of it—
Used to see a PS quite a number of times a year when I traveled- Sessions turned into dinner dates and frequent conversations when I returned home—
She seemed to be genuinely saddened when she learned of my situation and I later found out she was going through some severe health issues as well which required surgery and therapy-
Maintained contact throughout checking in on her and one day the conversations stopped- I thought she was dead—
Couple months later, curious, I did some searching and shocked to see she was back making movies and such -
A couple more texts sent with no response -
No loss on this end- just a lesson learned
Letting your emotions get the best of you, forgetting that for the most part, this is a business and one should leave emotions out of it—
Used to see a PS quite a number of times a year when I traveled- Sessions turned into dinner dates and frequent conversations when I returned home—
She seemed to be genuinely saddened when she learned of my situation and I later found out she was going through some severe health issues as well which required surgery and therapy-
Maintained contact throughout checking in on her and one day the conversations stopped- I thought she was dead—
Couple months later, curious, I did some searching and shocked to see she was back making movies and such -
A couple more texts sent with no response -
No loss on this end- just a lesson learned