Open season for college girls on SA (or tall tales from doughy nerds)

While we're on the subject of really good bjs and I don't mean to make this thread about the best BJs but I should throw out the name "helpmeimpoor" (some variation of that anyway) She was a bit pricey (initially wanted 500) got her down to 350 and figured why not. When I saw her the second round with just her giving me a bbj. Just as good if not better than rachel
 
I know I don’t post often , blah blah blah
I saw faithful 832. (Add 1 to each number)
Hope I got this crazy give a hint system right
We chatted on Sa and met for a car date 80
Met her in a quiet parking lot and hoped in her back seat, little big but sexy
She is a sexual predator pretty much pulled my pants off and took all of me down her throat, sucked with a vegance and went for some ass play with a smile ! She told me how much she gets off sucking cock and offered her wet pussy to my fingers to prove it ! Sucked me dry and swallowed every drop next time we motel it
No such id
 
Thanks for the input. Yeah since the first time I texted her she said she needed protection because she isn’t on bc, but it seems like the smarter move anyway, though if offered raw I’d probably consider risking it.

I didn’t think your best was that good, which was a bit disappointing because I was looking for someone with a tongue piercing to see how different it was. Cousin I saw a lot of good reviews on her, but she wasn’t really nailing it for me. I have been told I’m a bit on the bigger side, but I’m def not pornstar material so I was hoping to get some good dt but she couldn’t. Wasn’t bad, but I’ve had much better.

And damn you guys with your tubes tied,lol. Well, I say that but I get really nervous every time I have sex without protection because I’m more worried about passing something to someone else than actually having something myself. I should actually go get tested soon, but I’ve just been working nonstop and haven’t had time.

Im hoping it becomes more of a regular thing, but I might have a young lady that I’m kind of seeing. She’s willing to accept gifts here and there it seems, but doesn’t seem to want money. First time we met we couldn’t decide where to meet. I figured she’d want an intro first, but when she couldn’t pick anywhere I kinda threw out there as a joke “let’s get a room” and she responded “sure.” She came over, had some awkward small talk and I suggested we head to the bed, so we did. She doesn’t seem too experienced, and definitely seems like she had a bad hook up or two in the past. Gonna see if I can get her to loosen up a bit and really have some fun. She’s cool with going straight to a hotel, nothing before or after, really tight, likes it rough and she’s got a pretty fantastic body. We had sex for probably close to an hour, on and off, and she thought I came like 8 times lol - she said all of the guys she’s been with in the past finished in under 5 mins. If everything goes as planned, I’ll have her for a few hours soon and I’m gonna try to drop a couple of loads in her.

Also have a half Brazilian chick that I connected with. She said she hadn’t actually been with a guy in a while - she was in a relationship with a girl - that was pretty okay but we kept having to stop because she was getting too sore. She says she can coordinate a 3 way and I’ve asked, but she has yet to get back to me on it. Had a few young asian girls I was talking to but they’re super flaky and I’m tired of chasing them - I didn’t end things, but I’m prob gonna just message them here or there to keep lines open.
What does this girl look like? Height, age, etc....was she from SA?
 
While we're on the subject of really good bjs and I don't mean to make this thread about the best BJs but I should throw out the name "helpmeimpoor" (some variation of that anyway) She was a bit pricey (initially wanted 500) got her down to 350 and figured why not. When I saw her the second round with just her giving me a bbj. Just as good if not better than rachel
Do you know her screen name? I see one similar that looks blasian. Or a 38 yr old white one helpme im poor 27 (no spaces)
 
She does have a bf. She recommended me to go with him to get a tattoo lol. She never let me hit her raw. She happily swallows the whole load.
I completely missed this post but thanks for the info. Well, thanks to everyone that “paved the way” in this case.

While we're on the subject of really good bjs and I don't mean to make this thread about the best BJs but I should throw out the name "helpmeimpoor" (some variation of that anyway) She was a bit pricey (initially wanted 500) got her down to 350 and figured why not. When I saw her the second round with just her giving me a bbj. Just as good if not better than rachel
Thanks for the rec. my premium ended but I feel like I’ve reached out and didn’t get a response or it didn’t work out. I’d assume a time limit isn’t set by anything other than both of your schedules, as is the case with most non-pros. It’d just be nice to find someone that I can just get head from and not need to go through the whole effort. I had 1 that could do it consistently a few years ago, but she got distant suddenly after she broke up with her bf; the girl that I posted about here before, but it was like a 60-40 chance; and the girl that decided not to talk to me again (which she reached out, asked how I was doing, and then did the same thing again lol) gave an amazing bj but she couldn’t do it for very long. Great technique, swallowed, dt to get every drop after cim, but her mouth got tired after like 10 min. She said her bf was a lot smaller than me, but I assume he just was thin in general.

Thanks guys, have a good weekend if I don’t check back in.
 

Finnbob

Will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
While we're on the subject of really good bjs and I don't mean to make this thread about the best BJs but I should throw out the name "helpmeimpoor" (some variation of that anyway) She was a bit pricey (initially wanted 500) got her down to 350 and figured why not. When I saw her the second round with just her giving me a bbj. Just as good if not better than rachel
I had chatted with her and then she sent me a few pics and I recognized her as a someone who worked Li a few years ago and when I mentioned I recognized her and her name she went silent on me lol
 
I know I don’t post often , blah blah blah
I saw faithful 832. (Add 1 to each number)
Hope I got this crazy give a hint system right
We chatted on Sa and met for a car date 80
Met her in a quiet parking lot and hoped in her back seat, little big but sexy
She is a sexual predator pretty much pulled my pants off and took all of me down her throat, sucked with a vegance and went for some ass play with a smile ! She told me how much she gets off sucking cock and offered her wet pussy to my fingers to prove it ! Sucked me dry and swallowed every drop next time we motel it
I've seen her a few times....sexy and a lot of fun. You'll enjoy your motel time with her ALOT!
 
None of the riddles were hard and I've found most names (including misspelled ones) within 2-3 minutes and posted how to do so multiple times but it's pointless. Ditto for the misspelled names it's pointless. It just needs to be the name with spaces added every 2 or 3 characters. And if the character was a space use a "special character" such as *, -, +, #, with * probably the most likely choice. So
idname becomes id na me and
id name becomes id * na me (or id*na me take your pick)
That should cover all names. It's always been that obvious.
 
I'm not an expert, but aren't things getting a bit over-complicated with the coding of names as a whole? We don't even really need multiple spaces to be honest - the only times, from what I've seen, that a person's username will pop up is if you spell it exactly, or if the word you're using to search is in the description/header. For example, if the person's username is "greenjello" and you search "green jello", "green", or "jello" that person won't show up in your results unless it's in their description/header. A single space (after the first letter, for example) should be sufficient. If these women are really so inclined to find whether or not their clever usernames are being talked about, wouldn't they already think to use both iterations, if not more, anyway?

Also, I looked up that helpmeimpoor person you guys were talking about. She was around yesterday, and today her profile is gone. A bit high for my tastes, but the option is gone either way lol.
 
You just posted before this about having trouble finding a name because of a stupid code and then you go and propose something as complicated as what you just did. Are you serious? Are you looking to piss me off? I said simple. What part of simple didn't you understand?

You would have these guys substituting special characters for spaces. And then adding spaces every 2 or 3 characters. Which is it, 2 or 3? How is somebody supposed to know that? What if the screen name already has special characters and spaces? I don't get some of you guys.

You know what, you have so thoroughly pissed me off that I am not even bothering with this. Here is my rule. If I see a post like yours in #12,591 where you can't decipher the code, it gets deleted. And then the post that contains the wrong info gets deleted, too. Maybe after all of that, someone here will be smart enough to come up with a simple system.
WTF? One of us is misunderstanding something. It doesn't matter if it's 2 or 3 at a time. Since the original intent of any of this was so it wasn't seen by indexers and who knows what or who else, I retain that it should remain to be 2 or 3, yes vary it, and this is not arbitrary thought because adding the spaces were important otherwise that intent isn't one.

AFAIK the only "special" character allowed is underscore and it can be treated the same as alphanumerics. I don't know what could be simpler than adding a strategic space every 2 or 3 characters. Easy to understand and easy to do. Enough organic uses that have appeared here are already closing in on this coding.

That only leaves the problem of spaces in the name. That's a problem no matter what strategy is used. Nothing perfect leaps out here hence only leaving the imperfect. As such, replacing the original space with a * is what's called an engineering compromise just like all the other imperfect solutions are. Again, enough organic used that have appeared here are already making statements to such an effect "blah*blah and replace * with space".
 
I'm not an expert, but aren't things getting a bit over-complicated with the coding of names as a whole? We don't even really need multiple spaces to be honest - the only times, from what I've seen, that a person's username will pop up is if you spell it exactly, or if the word you're using to search is in the description/header. For example, if the person's username is "greenjello" and you search "green jello", "green", or "jello" that person won't show up in your results unless it's in their description/header. A single space (after the first letter, for example) should be sufficient. If these women are really so inclined to find whether or not their clever usernames are being talked about, wouldn't they already think to use both iterations, if not more, anyway?
I had to do something unrelated to UG and the point is that the text (in our case the names) can still come up in the searches, even with a space after the first letter, so to break it up in non-obvious places so not green and jello but even a little more. That's why 2 or 3. So it's can't be searched which was the original issue. And also, if the formula for the coding is perfectly reproduceable all anybody has to do is search for that which is absolutely against what the issue was about.
 
We started texting and then she just ghosted. She said she wanted fwb, then stopped responding.



I got banned for promoting a business ‍♂️. Maybe my dick went corporate.



With that asian chick my thighs got worked so hard my legs buckled a bit as we were walking around. I also almost got into a few car accidents trying not to fall asleep behind the wheel on the way home from her place - 3 hour drive and she gave me a bj in the car that sucked my soul out of my body. Wasn’t even cim, it was a throatpie.

What is the asian chick handle? I

Ju chockst from what I’ve read here she doesn’t do raw. Only person I remember her doing raw was mikeini, who had his tubes tied. I’m not sure how safe doing her raw would be right now - it looks like she has a bf and she still does this stuff on the side, noct on SA. Not insinuating anything but idk how active she is
What is the asian
 
Good lord, this place is just so ridiculous. There is no one simple way to do it that will work in EVERY situation with every variable. You can only come up with something simple that will work in MOST situations. That is to just break the name up with random spaces and tell people to remove the spaces. Very simple. Its when people start doing dumb shit like telling people to add or subtract numbers, or it rhymes with a popular song title, or next letter in the alphabet. Fuck! What the fuck? Plus most guys can't even spell it right when they do make up some stupid code. And in the case of the name like Banacek posted in order to feed the fire, same things work, just clarify. So his example of I am MI$$_Kitty, you would put I am MI $$_ Kit ty and simply say to only remove the spaces after the M. So simple if you have a working brain. Just trying to help. If that doesn't work, then fuck it. It's what I'm going to do anyway, and I'm pretty sure everyone will be able to understand it when I do.
 
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