****Jerry's Office Cherrys Reviews (and contest)****

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msbondteam

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mrrim82 is correct. my boy was there on Friday, and my other partner went there on Thursday. The place is horrible the girls are all busted. Seriously guys what is the game here...Calling these girls 10 and 9 for body. When my boy went in on Friday not one chick was a 4 or better. they put one dude in the downstairs bathroom for 10 min. This black dude was banging on the doors, he said the chick he saw had white shit on her nose and was sniffing every two seconds.

Dollar bill talks about the bait and switch but not one girl in the jony web site looks anything like their pictures when you see them in person. We go to a lot of AMP and some other incall for our clients. We went this week to see what you all have all been writing about; we will never go back in fact we will tell anyone who asks us to stay away...Try and be straight up with people I understand the busted chick for the .50 or1 girls but 2.50 for a nasty saggy chick and fat chicks.. Either you are all are on the take or you dont get out much...
 
Waterclone

Waterclone

Go ahead. Try me.
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#222
LMAO. Well, at least now mrrim82 has someone to corroborate his story. Another brand new poster. You two crack me up. I'd lay odds that these were posted from the same computer.
 
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msbondteam

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#223
Waterclone said:
LMAO. Well, at least now mrrim82 has someone to corroborate his story. Another brand new poster. You two crack me up. I'd lay odds that these were posted from the same computer.
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No you crack me up.. Do you work for Nancy Pelosi too??? Next thing you know you will be calling us astroturf posters.. I'm sorry I don't spend my life posting on here, I guess that mean my post is less meaningful then your bs!!! Want real advice read dollar bill's blog at least you know the pictures are real..
 
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downtowner

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#225
I'd be careful who you're getting into it with. Waterclone is living legend. I'm somewhat of newbie myself and my experiences with the CT have been mediocre but I wouldn't entirely blame the girls.
 
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mrrim82

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Sorry guys, I typed the time incorrect. Nadia and I went into the room at 2:40. She yapped and went through her bag for like 5 minutes. She left to speak to Jerry at 2:45 and didn't come back to the room until 2:50-2:53 or so. Jerry first knocked on the door at exactly 3pm. So Nadia and I were only together for 10 minutes max. Jerry kept knocking on the door and yelling every 2 minutes so I was outside at exactly 3:07 (I called my voicemail). I have no reason to lie here. I'm the one who wasted $160 on 10 minutes. And I'm in no way blaming Nadia. There are certain ways of doing and handling things and Jerry was a total ass to me.
 
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mrrim82

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Waterclone said:
LMAO. Well, at least now mrrim82 has someone to corroborate his story. Another brand new poster. You two crack me up. I'd lay odds that these were posted from the same computer.
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I'm not the first nor the last one to give this place a mediocre review. Go back and read a few pages. Jerry not knowing time management, customer service and knocking on the door every 2 minutes and yelling like a lunatic is not uncommon.
 
Waterclone

Waterclone

Go ahead. Try me.
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Like I said, I don't know whether you are legitimate or not, but not only was this very suspicious for a first post, but msbondteam's post was equally suspicious. Together, well, lets just say every one should use common sense and take everything with a grain of salt. Or 2.
 
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mcalandra

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#229
i disagree waterclone

i think it is unfair of you to discount a review about Jerry just because the reviewer had only one post. EVERYONE starts with ZERO, and i appreciate the cojones, to review of a well established place that is less than favorable. It is wrong for incumbents like yourself to dissuade new posters from posting with a knock on their credibility due to the lack of reviews. Furthermore, i reviewed some time back that i had a problem with the security guy as well so there are now at least 2 reports that the House can be a bit abrasive to clients.
Additionally, mrrim seems well spoken and writes quite well. He was capable of writing his thoughts and experience in an intelligent manner unlike msbondteam....i do not think they are linked. I think it is OBVIOUS to most that there are a few rand new posters taking shots at Jewels and touting Dollar Bill......we are all adults and can draw our own comclusions abou the credibility of these posters after they have 10-20 posts......
 
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Julienyc

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#230
msbondteam said:
mrrim82 is correct. my boy was there on Friday, and my other partner went there on Thursday. The place is horrible the girls are all busted. Seriously guys what is the game here...Calling these girls 10 and 9 for body. When my boy went in on Friday not one chick was a 4 or better. they put one dude in the downstairs bathroom for 10 min. This black dude was banging on the doors, he said the chick he saw had white shit on her nose and was sniffing every two seconds.

Dollar bill talks about the bait and switch but not one girl in the jony web site looks anything like their pictures when you see them in person. We go to a lot of AMP and some other incall for our clients. We went this week to see what you all have all been writing about; we will never go back in fact we will tell anyone who asks us to stay away...Try and be straight up with people I understand the busted chick for the .50 or1 girls but 2.50 for a nasty saggy chick and fat chicks.. Either you are all are on the take or you dont get out much...
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It is obvious you have another agenda here , too transparent ,I understand that not all ladies may be your cup of tea but 85% of our guys are regulars and that speaks for itself
 
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Julienyc

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mrrim82 said:
Nadia Review:

This was my first time at the Hells Kitchen location. And I had one of the worst provider experiences at Jewels. It had nothing to do with the Nadia. She was awesome. Very friendly, attractive and sexy. I'd say she is in her early-kid 30s, with reddish hair, nice eyes, thin athletic body. So what the problem? Jerry, the rude security guy. Dude needs to learn some manners, chill out and stop yelling and banging at the door every 2 minutes.

I called for a 2:30pm appointment with Nadia and was told she was available. I got to the place at 2:25. Was brought in and LE checked by Samantha(?) and was told by Jerry that Nadia was a busy and if I wanted to wait or go with someone else. I told him I'd wait for Nadia and how much would I have wait? He told me 5 minutes. It was 10. So I finally go downstairs and meet Nadia. It was like 2:40 or so. Like others have reviewed, Nadia very chatty. Which is no big deal. I dislike providers that just do the deed and lay there like a dead fish. So Nadia goes on to ask me if I want to use the bathroom, if the temperature in the room is OK, what I liked and how accommodating she is. Everything is going cool. Nadia then says she will be right back...she has to "give Jerry his money from her last client" and talk to Jerry for a quick second. She was gone like 5-7 minutes. So comes back in and the fun starts. It was 3:50. We started kissing, 69 and rimming. We are both soooo turned on. Then a violent knock on the door. I freaked out. I thought for a second it was LE. Time was 4pm. "Time is up!! You gotta leave the room!!" WTF? I'm furious at this point!! Nadia get's up and slightly opens the door and nobody was there. So we try to get back into it...but at this point I'm completely turned off, paranoid and angry. But we started kissing and she starts bbbj again...it's 4:03 or so...BANG BANG!!. "I said time is up!! You gotta leave the room!!" I get up and yell behind the door, "How is time up? I came in at 3:50!! Nadia left at 3:45 or so to speak to you!! I have until 4:20 or so!!" Jerry starts yelling back. I'm furious. Nadia says let's just ignore him and finish. She starts bbbj again and two minutes later, BANG BANG!! I get up, put on my clothes and leave the room. I try to speak to Jerry in a professional manner and he starts yelling. Very uncool. I understand the guy has a job to do and the place runs on appointments but he was very threatening and rude. And it really sucks that I didn't even get to finish. I would really like to see Nadia again but this Jerry bully is terrible.

Julie, you need to tell him to chill out.
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I heard about this situation from Jerry , Nadia is Nadia very sweet but scattered and yes she does have someone hold her money for her everyday because she has lost it several times. Maybe Jerry got confused or you thought it was more time I am not sure but I would be very dissapointed in Jerry and would not tolerate him yelling at anyone. I am sorry that you feel shorted and I would like to make it up to you regardless of right or wrong because of your negative experience. Hey the customer is always right , just call me ,I remember you
 
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thezoos

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#232
victoria review

went to the chelsea location recently and, after a bit of phone tag i got invited in. inside there was a girl who looked pregnant who seemed to just be working the phones, a girl in a session and victoria, who administered the LE test. (it bears repeating that i love LE tests, lolz)

the pregnant (maybe) girl asked me if victoria was laright, because there were only two avail and one was in session. Victoria looked cute in her lingerie miniskirt thingy and i am a sucker for whoever gives the LE test so I took the half hour with Victoria.

V is petite and blond with a really great ass (each cheek a perfect handful). She is bubbly and accommodating. Also very chatty, which was great. I like chatty :D We learned about one another during the session when our mouths were not busy on other things. *grin*

She has a big tattoo near the coochie whch didnt bother me one way or the other.

Victoria really got into the making out and DFK portion of our show. we took off one anothers clothes while rolling around the bed like teenagers. Rejuvenating! This led to BBBJ which was good, with plenty of ball action. then DATY time which she enjoyed a lot. No lube necessary for the CFS :D

CFS was good, multi positions. She's really hot in the sack. Finished CG while she leaned forward and DFK with me. felt like a million bucks :]

after the action she spent some time talking and gave me a nice massage (if it was in an AMP it would have been considered a medium). No rush whatsoever, but nonttheless as they say " it was all over so soon!"

Looks 8 (higher if you like blondes especially, lower if you like bustier girls)
Service 9

Would repeat? yes, without hesitation.

TZ
 
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msbondteam

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Julienyc said:
It is obvious you have another agenda here , too transparent ,I understand that not all ladies may be your cup of tea but 85% of our guys are regulars and that speaks for itself
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Julie my agenda is to tell the truth.. Love how you earsed my post. As for the others who feel I have agenda I really don't care what you think, we are 15 guys at a trading desk we use this board and other boards to know where to send our clients.. The only reason I posted was because our experience was in vast contrast to all these glowing reviews. I feel the only folks with an agenda here is the lack of honest about who the users are here.

Yes I mentioned another blog and maybe that piss of the folks here, but, he has always been a good source of truthful information. None of us care about the money it is the time wasted that bothers us. So go ahead and delete this post; then we will know who has the real agenda here. Because if I had a client complain about my service I would go out of my way to make it up to them...
 
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cammiecammer

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#236
Review of Holly from Jewels of New York

ABOUT THE SESSION: So lets back up a bit. When I got to the apartment, I was greeted by a guy who was all business. Then a girl came over and asked me to whip out my dick. I knew about this LE test, so I went ahead and whipped it out. He then showed me all of the 6-7 girls that were there and asked me who I liked. I wanted to get Natalia, who is absolutely gorgeous, but was informed that she is more expensive (30 mins: $200; 1 hr: 300, I think). So I looked around again and landed my eyes on Holly, who was a cute little thing...

She led me down to the studio and closed the door. At this point I asked for some more clarification on price and she left the room. The guy who runs the place then came in and told me that I was asking too many questions and I had to stop or leave. I said I would stop and that I get it. Then Holly walked backed in and apologized for being so paranoid. I said that I understood her concern. Honestly, I was a bit nervous that day and thats what caused a flurry of questions from me.

Anywho, she then asked me what I liked and I told her that I didn't want sex, but wanted a blowjob and tittyfuck. She assured me that she gave a great blowjob. She then started to remove her clothes and I mine. She asked me to lay down on the bed and pulled out a few wipes to make sure my equipment was nice and clean. After the cleaning, she laid her body down on mine and started to lick my nipples and rubbing her body on mine. She then moved down to my penis and sucked the hell out of it. No really, her technique was awesome. Its like she has a vacuum built into her mouth. She twisted her head left and right as she sucked. It was great. I then asked her to turn around and sit on my chest so I can see her ass while she sucked me off. She immediately obliged. Now in this new position, I started to finger her pikachu. THIS GIRL HAS A REALLY REALLY TIGHT PUSSY. Not to brag on myself, but I have a wide dick and I don't think I would have been able to stick it in her anyway. But if you have an average sized dick, her pussy will probably feel tight like anal.

I asked her to return to the original position so I can see her face while she continues to suck me off. She again obliged. When I was close to orgasm, she asked me where I would like to cum. I chose to cum in her mouth but she informed me that she doesn't swallow. I didn't care. When I finally came, I shot right into her nose! She started laughing and it was a fun moment. After this, she cleaned me off again and we spoke for the remainder of the 30 minutes that I had booked. The conversation was really good.

She and I then dressed up and she said that she would leave with me. We walked out, smoked a cigarette, and then walked around for about 10 mins looking for an AT&T store for her. We couldn't find it, so we said our goodbyes.

ABOUT HOLLY: She is a small little thing, of Polish ancestry I think. She has short combed back blonde hair and dark eyebrows. This adds to the pornstar effect. She has small but very succulent tits. I had wanted a tittyfuck but she wasn't large enough. She has a tight round butt, and a tattoo on her lower back. She has a very slutty porn star look and certainly sucks like one. I think she said she is 22 or 23 yrs old. Be nice to her (which I was) and she will be really nice to you.

ABOUT THE LOCATION: This place has a old school whore house feel to it. And I don't mean that in a bad way. It was fun walking into a place and being offered several good looking girls. The girls are either sitting around in the main living room and show up there when you walk in. The room was quite pleasant. It had large mirrors on the walls and ceilings. It was awesome seeing Holly suck me off with a view of her entire backside in the ceiling mirror.

Overall it was a good experience, with ups and down as I mentioned earlier. Now that I am better informed, I intend to return and make most of my visit.
 
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Sensei58

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#237
Natalia Review, Again

I hadn't been with Natalia in about a month. It was like rekindling an old flame. She is so beautiful. I know I must sound like a broken record by now, but I can't stop remarking about her physical attributes. Her features from the nape of her neck to the tip of her head are so fine and delicate. Her chin, nose, lips and cheeks look as if they had been chiseled by Venus. Her body is a perfect hour glass (which makes me wish that I had all the time in the world to spend lying naked with her) and her silky smooth legs are are a heavenly path that my tongue delighfully traces all the way up to her sweet rose petals. She is also an absolute sweetheart.

I am absolutely smitten, and believe that if you treat her well, you will be, as well.
 
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stressedout73

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#239
Hey guys-

Ive been "on" UG for a while now - and this is my first post... Not even sure if its in the right place - but it pertains to the threads here lately.

About a month ago I visited the "cream-team" - and specifically Natalia. Now usually the Baltic look is not for me -but her reviews were consistently superb so I figured Id give it a shot. Without getting too much into details (this is not meant as a review of Natalia - Im sure you guys have enough of those to go by!) - my experience with her was very different than most of yours. I guess just not my cup-o-tea. To make a long story short - I'm prob the only man in history who's LOST an errection while inside such a beautiful woman. Once again - Im not attempting to disparage her - she deffinitely tried! - I just wasn't that into her... ummm... no pun intended :).
Anyway - getting back to the purpose of this post- the security guy "Jerry" (I didnt even know his name until np now) had accidentally knocked on the door a few minutes early...something I had no problem with - cuz i had basically given up on the session my then anyway - but as I left - he ran out after me -OUTSIDE - apologize for knocking early (Im guessing Natalia said something to him) - and told me to come back an receive 1/2 off....
Now I never took him up on it - nor will I - Im not in the City all that much - and frankly who would remember anyway - but the fact that he went out of his way the way he did... I think that speaks to the guy's integrity. All this "having an attitude"... I just dont know... keep in mind what his job calls for... of course he's going to be a bit tense every now and then - you never know who the next psycho or LE is walking through that door... Now I wasn't there for the neg experiences these guys had - but for what its worth - i think Julie, you should take this into consideration....
 
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