The APM needs a new GF

Slinky Bender

Slinky Bender

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#1
#1
Preferred age range 33 to 39, but should look younger.

Thin preferred to thick.

Must be intelligent, able to keep up her end of an intellectual argument and not afraid to call me full of shit when she thinks I am.

Financially independent.

In the business ok, married ok, other BF's ok, but must be able to deal with me being a bigger slut than she is.

Bipolar a plus. Ink and piercings a plus. Hair color not found in nature a plus. Rocker a plus. Finicky eater a minus. Ability to sit across the table and be comfortable with silence instead of filling the dead airspace just to avoid an awkward silence a plus. Incessant talker a minus.

Cancelling any dates, even on short notice, because of business always fine. Cancelling dates for any other reasons not fine.

Not caring if I'm shorter or taller than her a plus. Great kisser a deal breaker.

Not expecting to get lingerie as a birthday/Christmas/whatever present a plus. Pool player a plus. Ability to hang out with me and my pervy friends at stripclubs, etc. a plus.
 
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betty_snj

#2
#2
I am not your type...unfortunatelly

I probably check the "minus" on many of your requirements but I wish you find your girl.

Also, I think you should create a Personals section here on UG, where guys & girls can post similar ads.

I know many girls are lonely and really would like to find a boyfriend who is familiar with their line of work and have no problems with what comes attached to it.

CL personals sucks & so does Match.com lol

:)
 
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Barnabus

#4
#4
Boy Wanted

Ive just finished writing an advertisement
Calling for a boy.
No half-hearted romeo or flirt is meant;
Thats the kind Id not employ.
Though anybody interested can apply,
He must know a thing or two to qualify.

He must be able to dance.
He must make life a romance.
I said a boy wanted,
One who can smile;
Boy wanted, lovable style.

He must know how to say yes!
When I look at a new dress.
Oh, Ill be ready when the right one calls,
And Ill start vamping him until he falls;
Yes, if he proves to be the right little laddie,
Ill make him glad he answered my ad.

He must like musical shows,
And he must wear snappy clothes.
Yes, that is my story,
And to it Ill stick;
No glory
In having a hick.

He neednt be such a saint,
But, oh! he dassent say aint.
I dont care if his bankroll totals naught,
For we can live on love and food for thought.
If hes a scholar, when I see him Ill holler,
My lad, Im glad you answered my ad!
 
fairemily

fairemily

#5
#5
betty_snj said:
I probably check the "minus" on many of your requirements but I wish you find your girl.

Also, I think you should create a Personals section here on UG, where guys & girls can post similar ads.

I know many girls are lonely and really would like to find a boyfriend who is familiar with their line of work and have no problems with what comes attached to it.

CL personals sucks & so does Match.com lol

:)
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I am not Slinky's type either but I love the idea of having a personals section on UG. There are so many times I hear a provider saying she wishes she could ask out one of her clients but felt it would be inapproiate. You never know what the other is thinking or vice versa because of all the politics of the buisness gets in the way.
 
fairemily

fairemily

#7
#7
RuffToy said:
Personals on UG? 97% guys, 3% ladies.

Emily, if you want a date.....just ask! :)
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You would be surprised how many ladies are lurkers. All my friends check out the board, they just don't write anything. If they are checking out UG there should be others. There is no harm giving it a try. I am eternally optimistic regarding romance.
 
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