Not Your Usual Pickup Spots

LorenzoDeMedici

LorenzoDeMedici

#86
#86
While I don't have any recent stories to tell of "closing the deal" I will say that Forever since I was 19 I have always flirted with almost every woman I meet. And by flirt there is a common misconception, that it is only for the intent of fucking a woman. I read a book(by a woman) once that flirting is really just being overattentive & friendly for the purpose of creating good chemistry, that might lead to any type of social or professional advantage.
eg. In my work I have A LOT of women who work for me & some with me. I am always extremely attentive to them with my body language, shaking there hand every time we greet and letting go just a bit slowly, smile at them individually as if they are the only one who gets a smile from me, sometimes pressing my hand into there shoulder just a bit as I say goodbye. Although I could probably parlay all this into a sexual encounter on a daily basis I have & will never cross that line for professional reasons, However!! on a professional basis these woman work there f%&^% in asses off for me, more than I know they would any other supervisor in my position. Now the downside is that most of them are hispanic(I also learn spanish to speak with them & purposely make them laugh by fumbling it) AND I F$%ing love latinas, so I get a "comon after work & fuck me look" on a daily basis that has me constantly horny but unsatisfied. As a matter of fact I have had numerous occasions were they have come out & said it in spanish not knowing I understood them.
Getting back to the point though, there is one thing that I always do that has not specifically been mentioned, which is
Whenever I have to pay the woman at the bank..drycleaner ...supermarket..deli...fast food joint..whatever, I make a point of having the change and placing it ever so slowly into the center of their palm and then running my fingers across theirs slowly while I look into their eyes for a response. 1.At worst they get it are, flattered anyway but pull there hand away and look away, 2. they don't get it, or 3. they do get it look straight back at me like "OK when?" Like I said I haven't used this to close the deal in a very long time but it's fun just to play the game. Hope I added a lil after all this
 
trigeek

trigeek

#87
#87
LorenzoDeMedici said:
While I don't have any recent stories to tell of "closing the deal" I will say that Forever since I was 19 I have always flirted with almost every woman I meet. And by flirt there is a common misconception, that it is only for the intent of fucking a woman. I read a book(by a woman) once that flirting is really just being overattentive & friendly for the purpose of creating good chemistry, that might lead to any type of social or professional advantage.
eg. In my work I have A LOT of women who work for me & some with me. I am always extremely attentive to them with my body language, shaking there hand every time we greet and letting go just a bit slowly, smile at them individually as if they are the only one who gets a smile from me, sometimes pressing my hand into there shoulder just a bit as I say goodbye. Although I could probably parlay all this into a sexual encounter on a daily basis I have & will never cross that line for professional reasons, However!! on a professional basis these woman work there f%&^% in asses off for me, more than I know they would any other supervisor in my position. Now the downside is that most of them are hispanic(I also learn spanish to speak with them & purposely make them laugh by fumbling it) AND I F$%ing love latinas, so I get a "comon after work & fuck me look" on a daily basis that has me constantly horny but unsatisfied. As a matter of fact I have had numerous occasions were they have come out & said it in spanish not knowing I understood them.
Getting back to the point though, there is one thing that I always do that has not specifically been mentioned, which is
Whenever I have to pay the woman at the bank..drycleaner ...supermarket..deli...fast food joint..whatever, I make a point of having the change and placing it ever so slowly into the center of their palm and then running my fingers across theirs slowly while I look into their eyes for a response. 1.At worst they get it are, flattered anyway but pull there hand away and look away, 2. they don't get it, or 3. they do get it look straight back at me like "OK when?" Like I said I haven't used this to close the deal in a very long time but it's fun just to play the game. Hope I added a lil after all this
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Dam good post!. You hit it right on the button. Especially about the change topic.
 
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eros

#89
#89
The cleaning lady

Today, my SO was at work and I was working from home. She had scheduled the cleaning lady (a cute chica from Latin America) to come in for the monthly house cleaning. The door bell rang and when I answered I was surprised to see that it wasn’t the regular girl. Turns out it was her sister, minding shop while the regular one was on vacation. The sister was not as cute as the regular one, but still doable, with a nice slim body. She was wearing those tight sweatpants with the lettering across the ass. I remembered some advice given on UG on hitting on “the less pretty ones” so I decided to make some small talk. Her English was fairly limited but she laughed when I said “mucho frio today” (the extent of my Spanish). As she was doing the housework, I made sure to go in and out of the room she was working in. A) to check her work, B) to ask her if she needed anything, and C) to check out her goods ;) This happened 6 or 7 times all the while being a perfect gentleman. At the conclusion of the work, I paid her fee and offered her a beverage of her choice (she chose apple juice). As she was leaving, I wished her well and she says, “maybe I’ll see you again”. Not sure where to take this if she shows up next month…
 
Gavvy Cravath

Gavvy Cravath

Moderator Emeritus
#90
#90
eros said:
Today, my SO was at work and I was working from home. She had scheduled the cleaning lady (a cute chica from Latin America) to come in for the monthly house cleaning. The door bell rang and when I answered I was surprised to see that it wasn’t the regular girl. Turns out it was her sister, minding shop while the regular one was on vacation. The sister was not as cute as the regular one, but still doable, with a nice slim body. She was wearing those tight sweatpants with the lettering across the ass. I remembered some advice given on UG on hitting on “the less pretty ones” so I decided to make some small talk. Her English was fairly limited but she laughed when I said “mucho frio today” (the extent of my Spanish). As she was doing the housework, I made sure to go in and out of the room she was working in. A) to check her work, B) to ask her if she needed anything, and C) to check out her goods ;) This happened 6 or 7 times all the while being a perfect gentleman. At the conclusion of the work, I paid her fee and offered her a beverage of her choice (she chose apple juice). As she was leaving, I wished her well and she says, “maybe I’ll see you again”. Not sure where to take this if she shows up next month…
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I am reading and reading and expecting a big finish! But, OK, have to calm down...LOL!

I don't have an answer. Could be tricky with the SO living there. I'll let the mongers with cleaning lady experience give the advice on this one.

Great read, though. Good luck, brother...

Gavy
 
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eros

#91
#91
Gavy,

Sorry to leave you limp, bro. A little fellow in the back of my mind was saying "don't shit where you eat" And no, it wasn't Vermeer!! LOL

Trust me it's been a long-standing fantasy of mine to "fuck the maid" and I was really tempted. I decided to play it cool. But for next time... who knows? Will there even BE a next time?

All the best
 
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eros

#92
#92
PS: I did ask her several times if there was ANYTHING that I could get her. Now, if she would have said, "Your cock", all cool would have been lost :)
 
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aceofclubs26

#93
#93
I know for a fact that MANY of the Brazilian girls that dance in the Northern NJ area run cleaning companies or work for cleaning companies. These fantasies may not be too far fetched if you get the right one.
 
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eros

#94
#94
aceofclubs26 said:
I know for a fact that MANY of the Brazilian girls that dance in the Northern NJ area run cleaning companies or work for cleaning companies. These fantasies may not be too far fetched if you get the right one.
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That's encouraging to know. Do they deliver to Queens/Long Island? My cleaning girl(s) are from El Salvador. Perhaps I should just ask if they clean out the pipes? LOL! I paid $80 for 3 hours; they cleaned the bathroom, kitchen/living room and 2 bedrooms. I would throw them an xtra $20 (for cleaning the pipes) to encoutrage repeat service. I think that would be a helluva bargain and the house is left sparkling clean!!
 
Gavvy Cravath

Gavvy Cravath

Moderator Emeritus
#95
#95
eros said:
That's encouraging to know. Do they deliver to Queens/Long Island? My cleaning girl(s) are from El Salvador. Perhaps I should just ask if they clean out the pipes? LOL! I paid $80 for 3 hours; they cleaned the bathroom, kitchen/living room and 2 bedrooms. I would throw them an xtra $20 (for cleaning the pipes) to encoutrage repeat service. I think that would be a helluva bargain and the house is left sparkling clean!!
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My lord, man! I am in Queens. My house is filthy. I gotta get hooked up with these ladies! LOL! Anyway, I was seeing a client this morning in Great Neck. And they had a cleaning lady, from Colombia, in the house while I was there. Probably 40+, but a smoking body. I was laughing to myself thinking about eros' post from yesterday.

Gavy
 
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RuffToy

#98
#98
eros said:
you need to interview for her replacement
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I keep telling the wife, but she likes her. Before her I had the hottest Polish gal cleaning my house. She was 24 with a smoking body. I leave for work after everyone leaves the house. So I would make sure I had some time to chat with her when she arrived. She always wore these tight sweatpants, had the cutest ass.

Way too close to home for me. Here's the funniest part. She also worked for one of my wife's friends. So one day my wife tells me that Lisa (not her real name) complained to her that her friend's husband was coming on very strong to her. She was very uncomfortable and wanted to quit working there. A man has got to know his limitations.

She finally left for a modeling career in NYC. Got a contract with a well know modeling agency. Oh, the dreams!!!!
 
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eros

#99
#99
RuffToy said:
I keep telling the wife, but she likes her. Before her I had the hottest Polish gal cleaning my house. She was 24 with a smoking body. I leave for work after everyone leaves the house. So I would make sure I had some time to chat with her when she arrived. She always wore these tight sweatpants, had the cutest ass.

Way too close to home for me. Here's the funniest part. She also worked for one of my wife's friends. So one day my wife tells me that Lisa (not her real name) complained to her that her friend's husband was coming on very strong to her. She was very uncomfortable and wanted to quit working there. A man has got to know his limitations.

She finally left for a modeling career in NYC. Got a contract with a well know modeling agency. Oh, the dreams!!!!
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wow. U sure she was talking about your wife's friend? I would have been sweating bullets...

I thought about "accidentally" leaving out the cover case of a porn DVD for my cleaning lady to find while dusting around the TV. Just to see how she would react ;) I think the name of the DVD is called "hot young latinas #3". You think she'd get the message?
 
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