Bachelor Party! The original from 1984 with Tom Hanks
"Lets have a bachelor party! With Chicks, and Drugs, and Guns, and Fire Trucks, and HOOKERS!"
"Your a pimp? You look like Ghandi"
"I want my beeches back in fordi fi minutes.....or milt cut your balls off!"
"Welcome to the party, Drugs to the right, hookers to the left!"
"Is that a foot long?.....and THEN some" (An ode to all the 14" mongers who are so humble about it) - Sense the Sarcasm ?