UtopiaGuide

  1. Rules

    1. Rules

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  2. Start Here!!!

    1. New Board Software

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      Latest: Close Account hardndslick, Feb 10, 2018
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    2. Cloud Nine's Review School

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      Latest: Review writing school Hombre's Ghost, Jul 1, 2017
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    3. Hall of Fame

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      Latest: Forget Obama, UG has real tax relief in store for you. Party April 15th. Rockontop, Aug 29, 2016
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    4. Board posting feautres

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      Latest: Error clicking on any attachments Banacek, Oct 19, 2018 at 11:19 PM
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    5. Newbie Forum

      No flames tolerated. Let the kids place nicely.
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      Latest: Amber ‭631-410-6200‬ spanks, Oct 11, 2018
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    6. Introducing yourself

      If you want to introduce yourself, here is the place to do it. But do you see the section just before this one? The one titled "Rules"? That comes before this one for a reason.
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      Latest: Greetings All, I'm New Here! (no points for originality) SqirlMaster, Oct 17, 2018 at 8:45 AM
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    7. Why was.......?

      Why was my thread removed? Why was my post deleted? Why this? Why that? NB IF YOU POST ONE OF THESE THREADS ANYWHERE ELSE YOU WILL BE BANNED NO QUESTIONS ASKED
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      Latest: Banacek... gold69, Oct 16, 2018 at 3:51 PM
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    8. Dictionary: Code words and acronyms

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      Latest: Dictionary: Code words and acronyms Banacek, Sep 6, 2018
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  3. Review Index

    NO DISCUSSION ALLOWED: LINKS TO REVIEWS ONLY. Threads must be titled "Provider name" - "Name of Establishement or Independent" - "Location" Note: Anyone may post in this section, including providers showing links to their own reviews so long as that is all they post.

  4. THE LADIES

    Advertising, Announcements and In Search Of sections

    1. Classifieds

      Paid Classified Advertisers
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    2. Updates and Announcements from Paid UG Advertisers

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      Latest: Sophia Belle - 919-888-7318 Sophia Belle, Aug 28, 2018
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    3. In Search Of

      If your thread is a question, contains a question or should be a question it HAD BETTER go in here
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      Latest: Sammi (formerly Jenny/Amber) 631-637-0531 (formerly 631-561-9701, 631-603-9989, 631-681-0636) MrJizz, Oct 20, 2018 at 12:54 PM
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  5. Through the Looking Glass

    The best section on UG! True stories of how people's lives have been affected by being involved in this lifestyle.

    1. About This Section

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      Latest: There is no right way to organize your section HobbyistZero, Apr 6, 2018
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    2. 30 years and I still know nothing

      Slinky Bender
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      Latest: A short life span Zoey, Feb 9, 2018
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    3. I am a Super genius!

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      Latest: I’m not a whore and my sister isn’t a whore. veranarken, Dec 7, 2016
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    4. Lessons learned the hard way by Mr. Wiggley

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      Latest: You know you're screwed if... steveoo1970, Jul 19, 2018
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    5. The Real Story by therealstory

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      Latest: It's Post time! Waterclone, Aug 8, 2018
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    6. Trident Knights

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      Latest: My Addiction and the steps I take not to cure it manitoba, Jul 10, 2013
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    7. Tales from The Kid

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      Latest: Another Smoker in NNJ Justa1716, May 5, 2012
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    8. The Otis Papers

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      Latest: Under The Radar, Behind The Sun Mystic pleasures ATX, Oct 15, 2014
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    9. The Land of Oz

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      Latest: Chapter Five: My Spanish House Days veranarken, Dec 7, 2016
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    10. From the other side of the miror

      April
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      Latest: Why Women Appear to be "Obsessed" with Commitment twotimesone, May 1, 2014
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    11. Adventures of the Gringos in America Latina

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      Latest: Sex Lies and The Ficha Bar! EddyBearNY, May 4, 2010
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    12. The Librarian Diaries

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      Latest: The Mind Fuck firecracker, Oct 24, 2010
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    13. Oh, you'll get fucked alright

      The exploits of Gavycrav The Exploiter.
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      Latest: For the record... Gavvy Cravath, Jul 2, 2014
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    14. Super Woman!!!!

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      Latest: Happy Birthday !!!!! Ozzy, Oct 3, 2013
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    15. When working girls enter your professional life

      Ryanscot
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      Latest: FBSM worker and our professional relationship drivingmad, Oct 16, 2018 at 2:49 PM
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    16. Sexpert's "What I did on my Summer Vacation"

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      Latest: Fun, fun and more fun Miriam4692, May 5, 2012
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    17. Tales of jerry65

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      Latest: Dont look too hard, some may not like what they see simon123, May 27, 2013
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    18. Perhpas this is why I

      by Left_the_scene
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      Latest: I'm back bitches! Uniquelyme, Jul 3, 2018
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    19. Confessions Of Loving And Hating A Whore (autobiog

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      Latest: Sex with Civilian women: Why I pay for sex. Macunoydos, Nov 7, 2016
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    20. Zoey's stories

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    21. Personals

      An experiment in hooking up
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      Latest: Looking for local, consistent sessions SenseAddict, Aug 21, 2018
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  6. General Discussions

    1. General Industry Related Topics

      Discussions which are not geographically specific, nor a "specialty item" of one of the forums below
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      Latest: A typical romp in the sack takes just 100 to 500 thrusts. Banacek, Oct 20, 2018 at 12:41 AM
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    2. "Selling It"

      Thoughts on the marketing of Adult Services
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      Latest: "It's me or it's free" captain_williams, Oct 4, 2018
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    3. The Health and Well Being of UG

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      Latest: Pithy sayings to use in reviews InkedEducation, Oct 16, 2018 at 8:27 PM
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    4. Beware the Naked Man Who Offers You His Shirt: Do

      how to successfully live a double life; how to avoid entanglements with law enforcement; how to screen clients effectively; how to deal effectively with being screened, etc
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      Latest: Background Checks/Screening by Agencies/Shops - feedback appreciated DireWolf98, Sep 15, 2018
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    5. Polls Archive

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      Latest: What does GFE mean to you stevana, Aug 26, 2010
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  7. Alternative - TS/Shemales, BDSM, Group

    If you don't want to participate, don't come in. Trolls will not be tolerated.

    1. Shemale / Trannsexual

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    2. The Swinging Lyfestyle

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    3. BDSM / Domination / Power Exchange

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    4. Fetishes

      Feet, golden showers, strap-ons, ass play, etc.
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      Latest: Sex robot makers claim lonely customers are marrying their dolls Banacek, Sep 16, 2018
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    5. Gangbangs, Bukkake and other group activities.

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      Latest: A lady friend of mine is interested in a gang bang Waterclone, Jul 31, 2018
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    6. Other / General

      Tantra, MMF, anything which doesn't fit any of the above sections
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      Latest: a mouth is a mouth Slinky Bender, Oct 19, 2018 at 3:15 AM
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  8. Kicking & Screaming

    1. The Coliseum

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      Latest: I don't like AMPs gokuvegeta, May 24, 2018
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    2. In today's hate mail..........

      missiles from cyberspace
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      Latest: Guidelines what not to write to a provider pawgluvr, Jan 28, 2013
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    3. Misogyny Central

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      Latest: #metoo discussion Waterclone, Jul 15, 2018
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    4. The Lover's Lounge

      Absolutely NO flaming, rude or derogatory comments allowed
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      Latest: Hook ups-We have all had times when something did not go right! superwoman01, Jul 8, 2009
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  9. Not your Father's PMB

    1. Craigs list & Backpage

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      Latest: Open Season for College Girls on SA (With Daddy Issues and Internet Access) judge_holden, Oct 20, 2018 at 9:52 PM
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    2. Cheap Thrills

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      Latest: Antoinette 631-505-0532 Mr. Wiggley, Oct 18, 2018 at 9:32 PM
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    3. Stripclubs, Strippers and Porn Stars

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      Latest: Cafe Al (formerly Cafe Royale) Farmingdale lowell, Oct 20, 2018 at 11:16 AM
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    4. The High End Room

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      Latest: Kelly Dawkins 929-900-1711 Banacek, Oct 13, 2018
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    5. The Best of the Underground

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      Latest: Private Lap Dance Clubs mikede, Oct 13, 2018
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  10. Local Areas

    1. New England

      Boston / Massachusetts & Rhode Island , Connecticut, Vermont / New Hampshire /Maine
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      New England

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      1. Boston / Massachusetts & Rhode Island

      2. Connecticut

      3. Vermont / New Hampshire /Maine

      Latest: Nina Kayy - 305-901-1848 - Schedule & Announcements CastellanInternational, Jul 11, 2018
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    2. North East

      New York, Long Island, NJ/NY/CT Spa, Northern New Jersey, Southern NJ/Eastern PA ( Philly, Allentown...) , Middle/Western Pennsylvania
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      North East

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      1. New York

      2. Long Island

      3. NJ/NY/CT Massage / Spa

      4. Northern New Jersey

        1. Craigs list & Backpage NNJ

      5. Southern NJ/Eastern PA ( Philly, Allentown...)

      6. Middle/Western Pennsylvania

      Latest: Flushing Amps Fusion2013, Oct 20, 2018 at 10:17 PM
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    3. South East

      DC & Baltimore / Maryland / Virginia / Delaware, Carolinas, Florida, Atlanta/Georgia
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      South East

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      1. DC & Baltimore / Maryland / Virginia / Delaware

      2. Carolinas

      3. Florida

      4. Atlanta/Georgia

      Latest: West Palm Beach? Banacek, Oct 4, 2018
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    4. Midwest

      Chicago / Illinois, Ohio, Detroit / Michigan, Minnesota / Wisonsin, Kansas / Misouri, Nebraska / Iowa, North / South Dakota
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      Midwest

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      1. Chicago / Illinois

      2. Ohio

      3. Detroit / Michigan

      4. Minnesota / Wisonsin

      5. Kansas / Misouri

      6. Nebraska / Iowa

      Latest: Audrey York - Schedule & Announcements - 305-901-1848 CastellanInternational, Jul 11, 2018
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    5. South Central

      Texas, New Orleans / Louisianna, Tennessee / Kentucky / Mississippi / Alabama, Oklahoma /Arkansas
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      South Central

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      1. Texas

      2. New Orleans / Louisianna

      3. Tennessee / Kentucky / Mississippi / Alabama

      4. Oklahoma /Arkansas

      Latest: New Orleans "fun" Quint, Oct 3, 2018
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    6. Mountain

      Las Vegas / Nevada, Denver / Colorado, Arizona / New Mexico / Utah, Montana / Idaho/ Wyoming
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      Mountain

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      1. Las Vegas / Nevada

      2. Denver / Colorado

      3. Arizona / New Mexico / Utah

      4. Montana / Idaho/ Wyoming

      Latest: India in Mesa 520-217-0401 Escort_King, Feb 10, 2018
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    7. Pacific

      California, Hawaii, Pacific Northwest - Washington and Oregon, Alaska
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      Pacific

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      1. California

      3. Pacific Northwest - Washington and Oregon

      Latest: Happy 4th of July! AlexisSweet69, Jul 25, 2018
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    8. Outside US

      Canada, Latin America/South America/Caribbean, Europe, Asia
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      Outside US

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      1. Canada

      2. Mexico - Tijuana et al

      3. Latin America/South America/Caribbean

      4. Europe

      5. Asia

      Latest: Our Hobby In Tokyo 2016 DireWolf98, Sep 25, 2018
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  11. UG Diversions

    1. Classic Stripper Chit-Chat

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      Latest: Best Movies About Strippers Mr. Wiggley, Aug 20, 2017
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    2. Humor, Jokes, Etc.

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      Latest: Limp ducks (and other pet peeves) Banacek, Oct 1, 2018
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    3. Comix by Cloud Nine

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      Latest: AMP Mongering Rules VASCO, Apr 7, 2013
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    4. The List

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      Latest: Dovember 2010 UG Staff, Nov 30, 2010
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    5. The Worst of UG

      Worst Shill; Stupidest ISO question; Most misdirected geography reference; Dummest suggestion, etc.
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      Latest: Anyone know an Owner named SAMMY? lightweight, Dec 17, 2016
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    6. Mrs. Chong's Debut

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      Latest: Part 10 Allen, Mar 7, 2003
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  12. Other stuff

    1. Not Pay for Play

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      Latest: Have you ever participated in a gang bang or orgy? steveoo1970, Jun 12, 2018
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    2. Sports

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      Latest: 2019 Yankees Banacek, Oct 20, 2018 at 10:14 PM
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    3. Music, Movies and Entertainment

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      Latest: The Deuce hardndslick, Oct 19, 2018 at 11:31 PM
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    4. Food and Wine

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      Latest: Best Pizza in NYC (Queens, Brooklyn, Bx, Manhattan, SI and Long Island) Slinky Bender, May 23, 2018
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    5. Health and Fitness

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      Latest: Viagra, Cialis??? The Exiled, Oct 12, 2018
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    6. Stereo, Video, Computers and other electronics

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      Latest: Do you prefer solid state or tubes... justme, Apr 24, 2018
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    7. Games of Chance

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      Latest: What are the odds of this happening? h50, Sep 17, 2018
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    8. Real Estate

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      Latest: Is it better to rent or buy... genius, Apr 21, 2018
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    9. Off Topic

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      Latest: R. I. P. hardndslick, Oct 18, 2018 at 12:30 AM
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    10. Uber/Lyft/Etc driver reviews

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      Latest: Lyft driver William NY T753240C 256-415-4317 pokler, May 1, 2018
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  13. Private Forums

  14. Advertising & In Search Of Archive

    1. Old ads and ISO posts

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      Old ads and ISO posts

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      1. NY

      2. NNJ

      3. SNJ

      4. NY/NJ/CT

      5. CL

      6. Florida

      Latest: ISO prostate massage hater88, Dec 1, 2015
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